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greenlizard72
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I looked everywhere but couldn't find a mouthful under measurement types. How can I log sunflower seeds!
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Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out21
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JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.8 -
greenlizard72 wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.
exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water and youll be just fne7 -
JaydedMiss wrote: »greenlizard72 wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.
exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne
FTFY
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GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »greenlizard72 wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.
exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne
FTFY
No silly. Obviously i meant diet water -rolls eyes- LOL8 -
Come on, how big of a mouthful? And are they raw or roasted?
And while we're at it, how big is your mouth?!
And as for you two @JaydedMiss and @GottaBurnEmAll , everyone knows that diet water is made by purifying green tea by adding ACV to transform the vestigial sugars in the tea to resistant starches with an enhanced Probiotic effect!23 -
greenlizard72 wrote: »I looked everywhere but couldn't find a mouthful under measurement types. How can I log sunflower seeds!
Was that with your dentures in or out?12 -
The amount of times youve made my day @PAV8888
nearly as common as you making my brain implode lol 3 -
You should weigh yourself with your mouthful and then after you spit it all out and deduct the difference. Gotta weigh ever gram16
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I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn10
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This thread would have gotten more traction if you titled it, "How much is a mouthful."
For the next time...13 -
it should be right next to the 'handfuls'6
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cmriverside wrote: »This thread would have gotten more traction if you titled it, "How much is a mouthful."
For the next time...
If you are not currently in marketing, you might consider it.
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You realize if those seeds came in a package you'll have to detox, right?
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greenlizard72 wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.
This is a fair statement. Anything I soak in ACV would be a zero calorie food... the nasty taste would cause me to spit it out, which would prevent me from consuming any of the calories in whatever food was soaked in the ACV2 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn
Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?2 -
But they're high in healthy fat and you need fat to burn fat right? It's a win win!1
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newheavensearth wrote: »But they're high in healthy fat and you need fat to burn fat right? It's a win win!
Only if you’re doing keto, everyone knows that’s the only way to burn fat.4 -
HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn
Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?
Would that be a Pegacorn?4 -
JaydedMiss wrote: »GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »greenlizard72 wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.
exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne
FTFY
No silly. Obviously i meant diet water -rolls eyes- LOL
Diet water or Fat Water?2 -
Did you eat them after 7pm?4
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Wynterbourne wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn
Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?
Would that be a Pegacorn?
it's really a Unisus ...1 -
NorthCascades wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »greenlizard72 wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.
exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne
FTFY
No silly. Obviously i meant diet water -rolls eyes- LOL
Diet water or Fat Water?
But what temperature you drink it at matters more.....4 -
rikkejohnsenrij wrote: »Wynterbourne wrote: »HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn
Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?
Would that be a Pegacorn?
it's really a Unisus ...
Duh, every 10 year old girl and 22 year old boy knows that’s an alicorn. Friendship is magic, y’all.5 -
Lol!!!!
Thanks, all!
I needed a good laugh!2 -
NorthCascades wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »greenlizard72 wrote: »JaydedMiss wrote: »Just soak them in ACV and then you dont need to worry about it, The calories soak out
I had read somewhere that soaking anything in ACV turns it into a zero calorie food. But only if you eat it before 4PM.
exactly, You dont need to worry! If your worried just go chug 15 litres of water GREEN TEA and youll be just fne
FTFY
No silly. Obviously i meant diet water -rolls eyes- LOL
Diet water or Fat Water?
What if it's dehydrated water?3 -
jennifer_417 wrote: »Did you eat them after 7pm?
It’s okay if you ate them after 7 as long as you ate a T of UNrefined coconut oil with them.
You’re welcome.
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