Help. (parody)

sofchak

I’m surprised no one mentioned the salt content of sunflower seeds, yet! OP, don’t worry if you’re up a couple lbs tomorrow on the scale. It’s just water weight due to all th sodium. You didn’t gain two lbs of fat overnight. Calm down! Keep logging. Be patient!

Sunshine_And_Sand

rikkejohnsenrij wrote: »

Wynterbourne wrote: »

sarjenki wrote: »

HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »

I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn

Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?

Would that be a Pegacorn?

it's really a Unisus ...

Well... according to "My Little Pony" (don't judge, I have a young daughter

Sunshine_And_Sand

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The term is Alicorn.
(Sorry that last part of the response was cutt off for some reason)

MegaMooseEsq

sarjenki wrote: »

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

The term is Alicorn.
(Sorry that last part of the response was cutt off for some reason)

I think emojis that aren't part of the site's drop-down list cut off posts sometimes.

mph323

Testing

Yup, the phone emojis cut off the rest of the sentence.

HeidiCooksSupper

I don't use "mouthfuls." I go by the serving size. The package I buy sunflower seeds in holds 3 and 7/16ths servings so I buy sixteen bags at a time and divide them into 55 equal servings that I place in individual containers I've bought for the purpose. Since I only take the seeds to work for afternoon break, I only need to buy them once every eleven weeks. I do make sure that the "best by" date is at least 11 weeks away.

AnvilHead

Sunflower seeds are low-carb, so you'll automatically lose 4 pounds without even trying because they won't stimulate teh magic insulinz. Just ask Fung.

GottaBurnEmAll

AnvilHead wrote: »

Sunflower seeds are low-carb, so you'll automatically lose 4 pounds without even trying because they won't stimulate teh magic insulinz. Just ask Fung.

If you mix them with coconut oil, they'll have negative calories.

newheavensearth

GottaBurnEmAll wrote: »

AnvilHead wrote: »

Sunflower seeds are low-carb, so you'll automatically lose 4 pounds without even trying because they won't stimulate teh magic insulinz. Just ask Fung.

If you mix them with coconut oil, they'll have negative calories.

New marketing idea: Bulletproof sunflower seeds!

nowine4me

Was you “eating window” open when you crammed those puppies in your pie hole?

Sloth2016

nowine4me wrote: »

Was you “eating window” open when you crammed those puppies in your pie hole?

If your eating window is open, toss the ACV out through it.

beany90a

Don't forget to squeeze the sun flower seeds as you pick them up brah

Orphia

Oh, noes!!! What happens when I mix alkaline diet water with acidic ACV? All my PHs will be unactivated!!!

gardengnomemanifesto

I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.

mitch16

katadx wrote: »

it should be right next to the 'handfuls'

I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.

kshama2001

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.

Fortunately for you, since you are a garden gnome, you just need to find a miniature unicorn, which is a lot easier.

Jancandoit7

I found a unicorn! He told me that if I eat his sparkles all my day's calories would be completely negated! However, I'm really not sure how one would procure sparkles from a unicorn- anyone know? I'm sure if it was easy everyone would do it and this site would not even exist.

gardengnomemanifesto

kshama2001 wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.

Fortunately for you, since you are a garden gnome, you just need to find a miniature unicorn, which is a lot easier.

Perfect!