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Help. (parody)

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  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    sarjenki wrote: »
    I'm sorry but none of these things work unless you do them while riding a unicorn

    Does it need to be a unicorn with wings, or will a regular unicorn work? For that matter, maybe a Pegasus would do in a pinch?

    Would that be a Pegacorn?

    it's really a Unisus ...

    Well... according to "My Little Pony" (don't judge, I have a young daughter
  • Sunshine_And_Sand
    Sunshine_And_Sand Posts: 1,320 Member
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    The term is Alicorn.
    (Sorry that last part of the response was cutt off for some reason)
  • MegaMooseEsq
    MegaMooseEsq Posts: 3,118 Member
    sarjenki wrote: »
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    The term is Alicorn.
    (Sorry that last part of the response was cutt off for some reason)

    I think emojis that aren't part of the site's drop-down list cut off posts sometimes.
  • mph323
    mph323 Posts: 3,563 Member
    edited December 2017
    Testing

    Yup, the phone emojis cut off the rest of the sentence.
  • beany90a
    beany90a Posts: 31 Member
    Don't forget to squeeze the sun flower seeds as you pick them up brah
  • Orphia
    Orphia Posts: 7,097 Member
    Oh, noes!!! What happens when I mix alkaline diet water with acidic ACV? All my PHs will be unactivated!!!
  • mitch16
    mitch16 Posts: 2,113 Member
    katadx wrote: »
    it should be right next to the 'handfuls'

    I mean, anything bigger than a handful, you're risking a sprained thumb.
  • Jancandoit7
    Jancandoit7 Posts: 356 Member
    I found a unicorn! He told me that if I eat his sparkles all my day's calories would be completely negated! However, I'm really not sure how one would procure sparkles from a unicorn- anyone know? I'm sure if it was easy everyone would do it and this site would not even exist.
  • kshama2001 wrote: »
    I am just starting out and this looks like its going to be a much more complicated venture than I thought. I have a workout video and a food scale but now I need to find a unicorn? Maybe I'll get my steps in looking for one. This was a funny read.

    Fortunately for you, since you are a garden gnome, you just need to find a miniature unicorn, which is a lot easier.

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    Perfect!
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