What have Disney movies taught you about life?

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  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    Not sure if Belle was just into bestiality or if it was a Stockholm Syndrome thing.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    dfein001 wrote: »
    "It's all a machine, partner. Live free, don't join." -DJ (Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

    Spoilers *kitten*

    See this is why I'm bugging you to go see the new movie. So things like this don't happen. Also, don't worry, it's a vague quote. The plot is about
    GO SEE THE *kitten* MOVIE!
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    You'll meet your future husband when you're 16 and have no nose. Also your hair will have so much volume.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Since Alien has been taken over by Disney - you don't need to be beautiful to be a princess. Plus, acid blood is a very bad thing - avoid at all costs. And; don't waste all your ammo on one face sucking egg depositer - there are a lot more coming after. Finally, the exoskeleton of your enemy makes very good weapons and armour
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Promise me.
    Have courage and be kind.
    https://youtu.be/3DzMyyUPfNY
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  • sweetsloth
    sweetsloth Posts: 35 Member
    There are P-Nis Castles under the sea. - Little Mermaid VHS cover art.

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    bitcoincat wrote: »
    Pocahontas is young and not blonde.

    Can you clarify?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    If you dont watch life, you are doing pretty good, thats what
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Its okay to have seven live-in boyfriends as long as they’re smallish.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Pretty self explanatory.

    Ok, so to be fair, Disney just bought most of Fox. So they own: Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars, Touchstone, whatever Fox has, and more. They basically own my childhood now. :(

    Yep, and they will rewrite things to suit their needs and form a new way of thinking.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I'm using the wrong hair products.
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  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    That its okay to break out into song whenever I want to express how I feel lol
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  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    beagletracks wrote: »
    Its okay to have seven live-in boyfriends as long as they’re smallish.

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  • GemstoneofHeart
    GemstoneofHeart Posts: 865 Member
    Nothing. Never really watched them. Sorry not my cup of tea. I watched Nickelodeon as a kid
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Did I mention that Disney owns The Simpsons?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Did I mention that Disney owns The Simpsons?

    I see a Disney/Apple merge one of these days. Then they take over the world.
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  • sweetsloth
    sweetsloth Posts: 35 Member
    This is for my woo’er.
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  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    sweetsloth wrote: »
    This is for my woo’er.
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    There were all kinds of phallic symbols, not so cleverly disguised in that and other Disney movies...
  • sweetsloth
    sweetsloth Posts: 35 Member
    xFunctionalStrengthx wrote: »
    sweetsloth wrote: »
    This is for my woo’er.
    j5r8dx87gd7g.jpeg

    There were all kinds of phallic symbols, not so cleverly disguised in that and other Disney movies...

    I only know of this one. Off to google the others.
  • GemstoneofHeart
    GemstoneofHeart Posts: 865 Member
    edited December 2017
    sweetsloth wrote: »


    I only know of this one. Off to google the others.

    In the secret life of pets, one of the wall decorations is the chemistry symbol thing for LSD.
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    MaxFactorMFP wrote: »
    @Versicolour wrote: »
    Since Alien has been taken over by Disney - you don't need to be beautiful to be a princess. Plus, acid blood is a very bad thing - avoid at all costs. And; don't waste all your ammo on one face sucking egg depositer - there are a lot more coming after. Finally, the exoskeleton of your enemy makes very good weapons and armour


    Remember - short, controlled bursts

    That too! But blowing up entire facilities is always preferable and when in space, the airlock is your best chance
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    @Timshel_ ?

    Holy crap M! While laying around the last few days I have been movie’ing out and was thinking about posting this exact topic! WTH? Did I mention it somewhere?

    Anyway, the thought came up while watching Meet the Robinson’s. I have some issues from my past that sometimes I dwell on and wish I could find a way to get past. A lot what that movie is about rings very true with me, and the resolve of it gives me hope. Then end scene and song...worth listening.

    https://youtu.be/AoXD6Y7CXMU


    Anyway, again I am really wigging out you made this thread topic. Trippy! Like youz in mah head!
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    I've learned that there's really no such thing as a Prince Charming that's going to rescue me and give me a castle and stuff.

    And no such thing as princesses, but I still hold hope.
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    That we live in an extremely patriarchal, misogynistic world.
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