What have Disney movies taught you about life?

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  • CatchMom11
    CatchMom11 Posts: 462 Member
    That the right pair of shoes can change EVERYTHING!

    I'm sure there were other things, but I pinpoint this as the reason for my love of footwear.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    JeepHair77 wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    JeepHair77 wrote: »
    Don't get too attached to your mom.

    Hey now... :(

    Don’t get too attached to your Jeep

    LOL! That wasn't actually directed at you - our posts just coincidentally read that way. I just meant that in Disney movies, pretty much everyone's mom is dead.

    You’re lucky the back of yo head is ridiculous otherwise it would have been fightin’ words
  • RastaLousGirl
    RastaLousGirl Posts: 2,119 Member
    bitcoincat wrote: »
    Belle prefers a beast to a ripped male.

    But, there was a ripped male inside that beast waiting to come out.. So, she ended up with a man she trained and that is ripped..
  • Resistive
    Resistive Posts: 212 Member
    That everyone must be on magic mushrooms considering all the talking animals.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    I learned that I don't have a fairy Godmother who can turn a pumpkin into a coach so don’t get hammered at that ball cause I’ll have to drive myself home.
  • tcunbeliever
    tcunbeliever Posts: 8,219 Member
    Not sure if Belle was just into bestiality or if it was a Stockholm Syndrome thing.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    dfein001 wrote: »
    "It's all a machine, partner. Live free, don't join." -DJ (Star Wars: The Last Jedi)

    Spoilers *kitten*

    See this is why I'm bugging you to go see the new movie. So things like this don't happen. Also, don't worry, it's a vague quote. The plot is about
    GO SEE THE *kitten* MOVIE!
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    You'll meet your future husband when you're 16 and have no nose. Also your hair will have so much volume.
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Since Alien has been taken over by Disney - you don't need to be beautiful to be a princess. Plus, acid blood is a very bad thing - avoid at all costs. And; don't waste all your ammo on one face sucking egg depositer - there are a lot more coming after. Finally, the exoskeleton of your enemy makes very good weapons and armour
  • LittleLionHeart1
    LittleLionHeart1 Posts: 3,655 Member
    Promise me.
    Have courage and be kind.
    https://youtu.be/3DzMyyUPfNY
  • sweetsloth
    sweetsloth Posts: 35 Member
    There are P-Nis Castles under the sea. - Little Mermaid VHS cover art.

  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    bitcoincat wrote: »
    Pocahontas is young and not blonde.

    Can you clarify?
  • NormInv
    NormInv Posts: 3,303 Member
    If you dont watch life, you are doing pretty good, thats what
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Its okay to have seven live-in boyfriends as long as they’re smallish.
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Pretty self explanatory.

    Ok, so to be fair, Disney just bought most of Fox. So they own: Marvel, Pixar, Star Wars, Touchstone, whatever Fox has, and more. They basically own my childhood now. :(

    Yep, and they will rewrite things to suit their needs and form a new way of thinking.
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    I'm using the wrong hair products.
  • Mandygring
    Mandygring Posts: 704 Member
    That its okay to break out into song whenever I want to express how I feel lol
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    beagletracks wrote: »
    Its okay to have seven live-in boyfriends as long as they’re smallish.

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  • GemstoneofHeart
    GemstoneofHeart Posts: 865 Member
    Nothing. Never really watched them. Sorry not my cup of tea. I watched Nickelodeon as a kid
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Did I mention that Disney owns The Simpsons?

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