The Poo Thread!
JoRocka
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There seems to be some confusion about what "normal" and "regular" mean.
Without getting into the weeds about doctors and personal health- if you would like- share with the class how often you go.
On my other forum we have a NSFW thread- and discuss things and I think sometimes don't realize when they feel "not normal" like they are an outlier- and we have these types of discussions- people realize what the scope of "normal" really is- so I felt like it might be useful to share the range of what "normal is"- also I'm super bored at work. Sorry not sorry.
Every two days also doesn't mean twice a week- just to be clear.
Twice a week would be like "Tuesday and Thursday"
Every two days would be a syncopated schedule- so Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,Tuesday, Thursday- etc etc.
and GO
Without getting into the weeds about doctors and personal health- if you would like- share with the class how often you go.
On my other forum we have a NSFW thread- and discuss things and I think sometimes don't realize when they feel "not normal" like they are an outlier- and we have these types of discussions- people realize what the scope of "normal" really is- so I felt like it might be useful to share the range of what "normal is"- also I'm super bored at work. Sorry not sorry.
Every two days also doesn't mean twice a week- just to be clear.
Twice a week would be like "Tuesday and Thursday"
Every two days would be a syncopated schedule- so Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday,Tuesday, Thursday- etc etc.
and GO
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For me- a good deuce is essential- if I haven't gone after 3 days I'm miserable. I'm pretty "daily" (and we joke at work what 10:30 means- but for me 2:30- 3 PM is solid for me.
So I would say for me- daily or every other day is pretty normal depending on my diet. If I haven't gone in 4 days- I'm pounding coffee and eating at five guys then going for a run around the block. 3-4 starts to worry me.
But for me- daily or every other day is totally normal.
Also- I'm totally #teamworkpoop
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Every 2-3 days is normal for me. And yes, #teamworkpoop.3
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wow same username AND profile pic as WW? such a nicer vibe on here though1
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I go at least once a day. Many days I go once at work and once at home.
Yesterday I dumped 3 separate loads.14 -
Not gon' lie, if I don't get my 3 square poops a day, I start to worry.9
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RobinAlex666 wrote: »wow same username AND profile pic as WW? such a nicer vibe on here though
don't be fooled- it gets pretty exciting here too. But yes- same person- same profile- I'm boring- not really- I just like to be consistent
AH YUCK YUCK YUCK- I'm so punny.
I am no longer on WW though- I got booted with the new regime change. Shrug- it's pretty awful now so I don't care.Carlos_421 wrote: »I go at least once a day. Many days I go once at work and once at home.
Yesterday I dumped 3 separate loads.Not gon' lie, if I don't get my 3 square poops a day, I start to worry.
I'm almost impressed with 3 a day-ers- like I don't even know how you can eat that much food to poop that much- do you all ever get like epic deuces? I feel like people who poop that often probably have smaller poops? I don't know- I'm like impressed.0 -
I generally go once a day at the same general time of day, like clockwork.4
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between 9 and 10, 7 days a week (once a day)0
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I'm almost impressed with 3 a day-ers- like I don't even know how you can eat that much food to poop that much- do you all ever get like epic deuces? I feel like people who poop that often probably have smaller poops? I don't know- I'm like impressed.
Oh yeah. Didn't poop two days ago, only one poop yesterday. But I felt like the weight of the world had been lifted off my shoulders.
I don't eat a whole lot of meat, so I think that's a big part of it. I bulk made a stew this weekend, so there's been a lot more red meat in my diet than I'm used to - I think that this is causing the constipation. I know a day with no poop isn't an issue for most people but I was literally LATE FOR WORK yesterday because.... well, things weren't moving at their usual hour.3 -
oh man, i am the outlier. WAY unpredictable for me...perhaps i have some work to do...yikes. now i wondering what i need to change1
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Wait, if you haven't taken a crap in 3 DAYS??? It's noon and I've already done 3 huge movements. What are you eating???? Ok, 3 in one morning is a lot but I do at least 3 a day.1
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Typically once every other day, with an occasional 2 days in a row.0
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Usually once a day, sometimes twice.
Morning coffee always does the trick. Afternoon coffee sometimes does.1 -
joemac1988 wrote: »Wait, if you haven't taken a crap in 3 DAYS??? It's noon and I've already done 3 huge movements. What are you eating???? Ok, 3 in one morning is a lot but I do at least 3 a day.
The point of this thread is to show people that daily pooping is kind of a misnomer. Unless I'm sick and or I ate something way out of the ordinary- I rarely poop twice in a day. I'm very consistent with "daily" or every other day.
If you poop every 2 days- and eat a lot of popcorn and no fat- it's highly likely it will be 3 days. That's not that odd. The point is not to shame people for not having massive bowel movements daily but share what "regular" is. Which- isn't 8 AM every single day.9 -
I'm pretty regular and will poop at least once a day. Maybe more often. I don't think it is epic amounts. I haven't charted it out.
I don't eat super high fiber but drink plenty of water and don't eat a very low fat diet. I am rarely constipated.
It is 11:14 AM and I have not pooped yet today. After lunch bathroom visit is normal.
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lanceavante wrote: »oh man, i am the outlier. WAY unpredictable for me...perhaps i have some work to do...yikes. now i wondering what i need to change
Mine is never consistent either.
I go when I gotta go.
Could be a few times a day, could be every few days.8 -
6 AM every morning...I was in Tanzania over the holidays, and the first 3-4 days sucked because 6 AM at home is 4 in the afternoon there and we would be out in the jeep on safari with nowhere to go and you can't just get out of the jeep in the middle of the Serengeti lest you be eaten by lions or cheetah...7
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cwolfman13 wrote: »6 AM every morning...I was in Tanzania over the holidays, and the first 3-4 days sucked because 6 AM at home is 4 in the afternoon there and we would be out in the jeep on safari with nowhere to go and you can't just get out of the jeep in the middle of the Serengeti lest you be eaten by lions or cheetah...
but it could have made pooping an adventure!2 -
JackieMarie1989jgw wrote: »Usually once a day, sometimes twice.
Morning coffee always does the trick. Afternoon coffee sometimes does.
Yup. This is me, too.
Occasionally, I'll go a day without, or 3x in a day, but usually once.
eta:
Since this the poo thread...
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I poo about every 90 minutes while awake, and have to wake up once at night to go again so I never get a full nights sleep. So far my docs haven’t found anything abnormal so I guess it’s “normal”!7
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at least once a day (morning)
sometimes twice.0 -
RobinAlex666 wrote: »wow same username AND profile pic as WW? such a nicer vibe on here though
don't be fooled- it gets pretty exciting here too. But yes- same person- same profile- I'm boring- not really- I just like to be consistent
AH YUCK YUCK YUCK- I'm so punny.
I am no longer on WW though- I got booted with the new regime change. Shrug- it's pretty awful now so I don't care.Carlos_421 wrote: »I go at least once a day. Many days I go once at work and once at home.
Yesterday I dumped 3 separate loads.Not gon' lie, if I don't get my 3 square poops a day, I start to worry.
I'm almost impressed with 3 a day-ers- like I don't even know how you can eat that much food to poop that much- do you all ever get like epic deuces? I feel like people who poop that often probably have smaller poops? I don't know- I'm like impressed.
Generally, my first dump of the day is average to heavy. Round 2 and 3 (if applicable) are significantly smaller.
My first of the day yesterday was actually pretty heavy. If I go a day without pooping, the next day typically provides a massive deuce.
If I go a day without pooping, I'll drop a massive load the next day. The kind of dump that leaves you feeling like a new person when it's over.
If the turd is brag-worthy, I'll send a picture to my brother in law.6 -
joemac1988 wrote: »Wait, if you haven't taken a crap in 3 DAYS??? It's noon and I've already done 3 huge movements. What are you eating???? Ok, 3 in one morning is a lot but I do at least 3 a day.
Bruh, what are YOU eating???1 -
chunky_pinup wrote: »I poo about every 90 minutes while awake, and have to wake up once at night to go again so I never get a full nights sleep. So far my docs haven’t found anything abnormal so I guess it’s “normal”!
I would DIE. How are you not RAW?4 -
lanceavante wrote: »oh man, i am the outlier. WAY unpredictable for me...perhaps i have some work to do...yikes. now i wondering what i need to change
My daughter says that drinking kombucha made her regular. She used to only go sporadically every few days.1 -
In regard to size of the load...I once woke up, peed, weighed in. Then went about my day, eating breakfast, lunch and a snack...came home and took a dump...lost 2 pounds overall. The poo weighed as much as all my meals plus an extra two pounds.4
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I go at least once a day, up to three times. There is no time of day regularity though. I can't remember a time that I skipped a day, except for my first pregnancy.
My kids are also daily.0 -
Every morning usually 30-40 minutes upon waking up. If I don't go I will go the following morning.
The one day I have multiple poo's is the day of TOM. Not sure what happens this day but it seems to be a great cleaning out never the less. lol1 -
I'm commenting because this thread makes me giggle. Poop, hehe.
Anyway, I got about 3 or 4 times a day if everything's in shape: 6am wake-up poop, the later morning at-work-post-coffee poop, afternoon at-work poop (sometimes it becomes a post-commute-home poop instead), and the final poop in the evening a bit before bed. If it's been over a day without pooping, I get really worried; I'm very regular.
Although once a month, during shark week, that schedule can see more or less poops. It might have to do with me allowing myself to have as much chocolate as I want that week.
I actually used to poop more often (every 2 hrs or so) before I started losing weight, but that probably correlates with how much I'm eating?2
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