The Poo Thread!

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  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    fitoverfortymom wrote: »
    This might be offensive to some:
    https://burningannie.com/features/shitlist.html

    I was waiting - somewhat patiently - for what I dub, "Rabbit Poop." There it was, 3rd from the bottom!
  • PWRLFTR1
    PWRLFTR1 Posts: 324 Member
    fitoverfortymom wrote: »
    This might be offensive to some:
    https://burningannie.com/features/shitlist.html

    Holy "poo" I am crying :D
  • hesn92
    hesn92 Posts: 5,966 Member
    I am laughing way more than I should be at that link lol
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    This is one of the more weird Threads I've been in

    I take that back. I just came off the "My boyfriend expects me to pay to live with him" thread, and that one is more bizarro than poo. Just thought I'd update my opinion.
  • pineapple_jojo
    pineapple_jojo Posts: 440 Member
    gvizzle74 wrote: »
    Daily, around 10:00 a.m....and since i started adding chia seeds to my diet...they're glorious. Like, if my poops were a person, she'd have a firm handshake and you'd believe her when she told you she'd work hard to get you the best mortgage rate she could.

    My poop needs to work harder...how much chia do you eat to get this confident, hard working, poo?

  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    This is one of the more weird Threads I've been in

    I take that back. I just came off the "My boyfriend expects me to pay to live with him" thread, and that one is more bizarro than poo. Just thought I'd update my opinion.

    Need to find this thread...

    So bored at work.
  • ZoneFive
    ZoneFive Posts: 570 Member
    fitoverfortymom wrote: »
    This might be offensive to some:
    https://burningannie.com/features/shitlist.html

    OMG I'm laughing so hard I'm wheezing, and the dogs are standing on my lap, licking my face, wondering what's wrong. Thank you, I needed this!
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    This is one of the more weird Threads I've been in

    I take that back. I just came off the "My boyfriend expects me to pay to live with him" thread, and that one is more bizarro than poo. Just thought I'd update my opinion.

    Need to find this thread...

    So bored at work.

    In case you didn't find it yet:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10631422/is-it-appropriate-for-my-boyfriend-to-ask-me-to-pay-him-to-live-with-him/p1
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    This is one of the more weird Threads I've been in

    I take that back. I just came off the "My boyfriend expects me to pay to live with him" thread, and that one is more bizarro than poo. Just thought I'd update my opinion.

    Need to find this thread...

    So bored at work.

    In case you didn't find it yet:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10631422/is-it-appropriate-for-my-boyfriend-to-ask-me-to-pay-him-to-live-with-him/p1

    Thanks!
  • wizzybeth
    wizzybeth Posts: 3,578 Member
    My pleasure! lol
  • deputy_randolph
    deputy_randolph Posts: 940 Member
    So to answer the question: how many times a day do you go?

    I usually go 2-3 times a day.

    I went 5 times this morning and was really proud of myself and dehydrated.
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    fitoverfortymom wrote: »
    dym1 wrote: »
    gvizzle74 wrote: »
    Daily, around 10:00 a.m....and since i started adding chia seeds to my diet...they're glorious. Like, if my poops were a person, she'd have a firm handshake and you'd believe her when she told you she'd work hard to get you the best mortgage rate she could.

    Wow, that is some impressive poo

    That's the kind of poo we should all aspire to.




    Updating grocery list to add chia seeds.

    Ditto x2 for chia seeds but BE WARNED: the second or third day will be... dynamic. I went like 6 times after the first time I had them.

    My favorite way of chowing down on them is to meal prep them mixed into Greek yogurt and add fruit. "soaking" in yogurt allows them to expend and become gelatinous (in this case, that's a good thing!).
  • aeloine
    aeloine Posts: 2,163 Member
    Re: nervous poops

    I don't nervous poo but I most CERTAINLY nervous fart and I'm just not entirely sure which one is worse.
  • BruinsGal_91
    BruinsGal_91 Posts: 1,400 Member
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    This is one of the more weird Threads I've been in

    I take that back. I just came off the "My boyfriend expects me to pay to live with him" thread, and that one is more bizarro than poo. Just thought I'd update my opinion.

    Need to find this thread...

    So bored at work.

    In case you didn't find it yet:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10631422/is-it-appropriate-for-my-boyfriend-to-ask-me-to-pay-him-to-live-with-him/p1

    I'm speechless.
  • ktekc
    ktekc Posts: 879 Member
    BruinsGal_91 wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    This is one of the more weird Threads I've been in

    I take that back. I just came off the "My boyfriend expects me to pay to live with him" thread, and that one is more bizarro than poo. Just thought I'd update my opinion.

    Need to find this thread...

    So bored at work.

    In case you didn't find it yet:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10631422/is-it-appropriate-for-my-boyfriend-to-ask-me-to-pay-him-to-live-with-him/p1

    I'm speechless.

    i was too. its like a train wreck. gotta keep watching.
  • fitoverfortymom
    fitoverfortymom Posts: 3,452 Member
    edited January 2018
    ktekc wrote: »
    BruinsGal_91 wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    wizzybeth wrote: »
    This is one of the more weird Threads I've been in

    I take that back. I just came off the "My boyfriend expects me to pay to live with him" thread, and that one is more bizarro than poo. Just thought I'd update my opinion.

    Need to find this thread...

    So bored at work.

    In case you didn't find it yet:

    http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10631422/is-it-appropriate-for-my-boyfriend-to-ask-me-to-pay-him-to-live-with-him/p1

    I'm speechless.

    i was too. its like a train wreck. gotta keep watching.

    It's so good. And so wrong.
  • Katiebear_81
    Katiebear_81 Posts: 719 Member
    Nervous poos! We call it Poopy Nervosa. I have IBS-D, and anxiety is a HUGE trigger. When I am eating well, I won't usually flare. But add in something that gives me anxiety, and BAM! All day on the can.

    I have also discovered today that too many Epsom salt baths can also give you the *kitten*. So sad.
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    This is best/weirdest thread ever! Lol

    I’m very regular. Every morning I have 2 mugs of coffee, and poop after each mug. Sometimes I’ll also go 1-3 additional times throughout the day, but that’s not guaranteed. If I don’t poop in a day I hate it! And usually feel bloated. I love pooping lol. My husband thinks I’m super weird, but seriously I ALWAYS feel better after a good poop!
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    This thread should be stickied :lol:
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    Also: I totally want a squatty potty! Our toilets are kind of high, and I’m really short (5’1”), so my feet almost dangle when I sit on the throne, and only tippy toes when I really hafta do some work. It’s not super comfortable and I think a squatty potty would make my experience much more marvelous! :smiley:
  • vanilla_frosting
    vanilla_frosting Posts: 104 Member
    I'm so jealous of most of you. I only go once (maybe twice) a week. However, I read this thread yesterday and ... yep, I pooped last night! Woohoo! And I lost @ 3 lbs. So, that's good. :D
  • fitoverfortymom
    fitoverfortymom Posts: 3,452 Member
    Chia seeds. <3
  • mburgess458
    mburgess458 Posts: 480 Member
    edited January 2018
    fitoverfortymom wrote: »
    Chia seeds. <3

    I put Chia seeds in my steel cut oats... and drink coffee with it. I have clogged 2 toilets already today.

    I go at least twice a day, often 3 times.
  • fitoverfortymom
    fitoverfortymom Posts: 3,452 Member
    mburgess458 wrote: »
    fitoverfortymom wrote: »
    Chia seeds. <3

    I put Chia seeds in my steel cut oats... and drink coffee with it. I have clogged 2 toilets already today.

    I go at least twice a day, often 3 times.

    I made steel cut oatmeal with chia seeds this week since I didn't have enough ingredients to make my usual coconut flour pancakes. Holy cow, it's been a very productive few days. It's like I've leveled up my poop game. Ready player #2!
  • AnnPT77
    AnnPT77 Posts: 34,166 Member
    AnnPT77 wrote: »
    Several times a day, nearly as often as I urinate - can't say I've ever counted! Varying volume, but usually the most satisfying volume within an hour after having oatmeal and coffee (which I have nearly every day for either breakfast or lunch).

    I used to suffer (literal pain) routinely from IBS-C, and be on an every other day or less schedule. Technically, I presume I still have IBS, but I'm very, very happy that it now rarely expresses itself. There's no countervailing . . . urgency . . . now, either (unless I'm ill or something, of course). I'm happy. ;)

    Most days, I eat 10+ veggie/fruit servings, 25-50g fiber in a day's food. That's not the full explanation for recovery, of course.

    Quoting myself for continuity, and to say this:

    Dang you people: You made me curious, I had to count.

    Seems to be 6-7 times daily, not necessarily all high volume, but good structural integrity, and a nice 'baby bear bed' consistency: Not too hard, not too soft. ;)
  • Christine_72
    Christine_72 Posts: 16,049 Member
    How many grams of chia seeds do you guys use? I usually add 15g to a dish, and i've never had any noticeable results. Maybe i'm not having enough??
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