Broccoli

eccomi_qui
eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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Is broccoli an aphrodisiac? Asking for a friend.
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  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    If you like whispering brown eyes, yes.
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  • KeepRunningFatboy
    KeepRunningFatboy Posts: 3,055 Member
    I dont think so and I might eat more broccoli than anyone on the planet.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    everything has been considered an aphrodisiac at some point.

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    why not little green trees
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Tell your friend the answer is always YES.
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Moon_Stone wrote: »
    Get outta here with that regular broccoli. It’s all about the Gai Lan with oyster sauce. It’s described as having a thick stem and flowering head. Those are not my words, there Googles.

    Wise words, stone
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    prune_juice_ wrote: »
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    Just sayin!

    Rule 34?
  • poetic_cell
    poetic_cell Posts: 772 Member
    https://coed.com/2015/03/11/getting-laid-avoid-broccoli-hot-dogs/
  • WhisperingNighthawk
    WhisperingNighthawk Posts: 138 Member
    edited January 2018
    If you're serving it with bacon, bananas and red wine, then yes.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Broccoli is excellent as a stuffing for cheese
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »
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    Cat magnet?
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    WhisperingNighthawk wrote: »
    If you're serving it with bacon, bananas and red wine, then yes.

    That's an odd mix, what do you call that dish?

    My *Kitten* Pal
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Broccoli
    This veggie is rich in Indole-3-carbinol, which is a compound that boosts the libido in men. But it will have an opposite effect in women.

  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    WhisperingNighthawk wrote: »
    If you're serving it with bacon, bananas and red wine, then yes.

    Bananas? Seems too squishy. We make it with grapes. And red onion. It is to die for
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

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    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

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    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    No, she didn’t skip the junk. He was descriptive. He used the word starfish.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

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    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    What in sweet heavens is that??
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

    HVR_Creamy_Broccoli-_and_Cheese_AF.jpg


    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    What in sweet heavens is that??

    Broccoli, it's what this whole thread is about. Pay attention.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    Dolt :joy:

    Not everyone is doomed to be a virgin for life.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

    Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

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