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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

    HVR_Creamy_Broccoli-_and_Cheese_AF.jpg


    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

    HVR_Creamy_Broccoli-_and_Cheese_AF.jpg


    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    No, she didn’t skip the junk. He was descriptive. He used the word starfish.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

    HVR_Creamy_Broccoli-_and_Cheese_AF.jpg


    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    What in sweet heavens is that??
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

    HVR_Creamy_Broccoli-_and_Cheese_AF.jpg


    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    What in sweet heavens is that??

    Broccoli, it's what this whole thread is about. Pay attention.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    Dolt :joy:

    Not everyone is doomed to be a virgin for life.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

    Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    https://youtu.be/K44j-sb1SRY
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

    HVR_Creamy_Broccoli-_and_Cheese_AF.jpg


    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    This looks like a two day gut ache.
  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
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    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Find_Me_Again wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

    Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

    I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes :lol:

    I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
    That helicopter tho.....
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

    He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.

    HVR_Creamy_Broccoli-_and_Cheese_AF.jpg


    Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

    This looks like a two day gut ache.

    No it's broccoli, it's what this whole thread is about. Pay attention.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Chocolate Black Bean and Broccoli Basil Smoothie

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  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    Find_Me_Again wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Find_Me_Again wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

    Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

    I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes :lol:

    I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
    That helicopter tho.....

    His pull out game was strong

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  • Find_Me_Again
    Find_Me_Again Posts: 299 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Find_Me_Again wrote: »
    MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »
    Find_Me_Again wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

    Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

    I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes :lol:

    I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
    That helicopter tho.....

    His pull out game was strong

    giphy.gif

    I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

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