Broccoli

eccomi_qui

https://youtu.be/K44j-sb1SRY

caco_ethes

Caporegiem wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.




Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

This looks like a two day gut ache.

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Find_Me_Again

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

Caporegiem

caco_ethes wrote: »

Caporegiem wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

He probably skipped wine, bananas, grapes, and all that other junk and made this.




Srsly, make that for me and see if you don't get lucky.

This looks like a two day gut ache.

No it's broccoli, it's what this whole thread is about. Pay attention.

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cee134

Chocolate Black Bean and Broccoli Basil Smoothie

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eccomi_qui

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

Find_Me_Again

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

pudgy1977

UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »

pudgy1977 wrote: »

What ignorant *kitten* had the audaciousness to taint an Oreo like this.. this is blasphemy on the highest level... sinners

LOL you said taint

RunHardBeStrong

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Find_Me_Again

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

eccomi_qui

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

RunHardBeStrong

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

eccomi_qui

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

RunHardBeStrong

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

No drama, huh? They may eat your pants before you get them pulled up though.

caco_ethes

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

No drama, huh? They may eat your pants before you get them pulled up though.

You guys

eccomi_qui

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

No drama, huh? They may eat your pants before you get them pulled up though.

I don’t mind a little nibbling

RunHardBeStrong

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

No drama, huh? They may eat your pants before you get them pulled up though.

I don’t mind a little nibbling

A little biting is fun too. But I prefer to not lose my pants over it.

Find_Me_Again

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

No drama, huh? They may eat your pants before you get them pulled up though.

I don’t mind a little nibbling

Baa-aaa-d Boy.

cee134

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Maybe he was put in jail for not actually paying his child support.

This is a very plausible explanation too.

eccomi_qui wrote: »

RunHardBeStrong wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »

Find_Me_Again wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

I’d like to become the broccoli guy instead

Nope. Sausage forever. Don't act like people don't still call me Britney behind my back.

I don't. We're sisters, I forgive all your bad love interest mistakes

I never loved him! He was in love with his dog, Peanut Butter.
That helicopter tho.....

His pull out game was strong

I wonder where he ended up. Lingering? Catfish?

I think his mom took away his internet privileges.

Damn the pullout game runs strong in that fam

Well... obviously his dad didn't pull out... jury is still out on whether that was a good game time call or not.

Goats are so much easier.

No drama, huh? They may eat your pants before you get them pulled up though.

I don’t mind a little nibbling

Baa-aaa-d Boy.

AnnieH_4512

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Context: my buddy made a girl broccoli for dinner and she couldn’t resist him apparently. I’m trying to figure out how this dolt turned broccoli into love.

I have a book you can borrow!

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CaptainFantastic00

eccomi_qui

I dunno man I think about this every night, it keeps me up.

That spreadsheet had nothing about broccoli

poetic_cell

CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »

KeepRunningFatboy

I'm like an expert on broccoli.... It's number 9 on my most frequent diary entries. (Top 6 if you dont count supplements)

Its a superfood! Its freaking awesome! Raw or steamed. Love it!

Just_Mel_

Broccoli makes me gag