So many threads about ego. What about trouser snakes?

Warchortle
Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
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I bet none of you have one smaller than mine!

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  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Homey don't play DAT!!!!!
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    I think I'd rather talk about actual snakes, ngl
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Challenge accepted!
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
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  • hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze
    hOw2lozeAgiN10dAze Posts: 1,841 Member
    Pictures needed.
  • JesseDP00
    JesseDP00 Posts: 367 Member
    I think I'd rather talk about actual snakes, ngl

    hahahaha
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    It's one of those "does my pinky look big" situations. OBV.
  • ritchiedrama
    ritchiedrama Posts: 1,304 Member
    Mine will do, nothin special but who giives a fawk
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Pictures needed.

    PMd.
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    brb using imagination since no pics
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I'm sorry

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  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    related to the pants weasel?
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    related to the pants weasel?
    I'm not sure what that is, but is it like the pants ground hog where if it pops it head out we have a long winter?
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    :sad: My sympathies.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those

    Attacked? More like antagonized it until it became enraged and had to leap out at you. It probably smacked you a few times too. H
  • ritchiedrama
    ritchiedrama Posts: 1,304 Member
    I often do struggle to find mine.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those

    Attacked? More like antagonized it until it became enraged and had to leap out at you. It probably smacked you a few times too. H

    Careful, they spit.
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those

    Attacked? More like antagonized it until it became enraged and had to leap out at you. It probably smacked you a few times too. H
    It's like you were there, :laugh: they really are dangerous and should only be handled with care
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those

    Attacked? More like antagonized it until it became enraged and had to leap out at you. It probably smacked you a few times too. H

    Careful, they spit.
    Yes but if you suck it gets it all out , you know the poison
  • adlace
    adlace Posts: 375 Member
    related to the pants weasel?
    I'm not sure what that is, but is it like the pants ground hog where if it pops it head out we have a long winter?

    If you named it Punxy Phil I will die laughing right now.....lmao
  • Mario_Az
    Mario_Az Posts: 1,331 Member
    anaconda :)
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    WHOA WHOA WHOA! This is getting too adult! We don't need a lair of snakes being riled up.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those

    Attacked? More like antagonized it until it became enraged and had to leap out at you. It probably smacked you a few times too. H
    It's like you were there, :laugh: they really are dangerous and should only be handled with care

    They should be if you arent careful they will implant parasites into you that will burst forth 9 months later
  • JesseDP00
    JesseDP00 Posts: 367 Member
    WHOA WHOA WHOA! This is getting too adult! We don't need a lair of snakes being riled up.

    Bust out laughing, great stuff, LOL
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    related to the pants weasel?
    I'm not sure what that is, but is it like the pants ground hog where if it pops it head out we have a long winter?

    If you named it Punxy Phil I will die laughing right now.....lmao
    That's obvious its name, but only on days that end with Y.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    anaconda :)

    And to quote a true classic...

    My anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun.


    Truly truly inspiring.
  • bellesouth18
    bellesouth18 Posts: 1,071 Member
    What a fun thread! This site will now and forever be known as MFPorn. Some hilarious comebacks. :heart: Can't wait for more to be posted.
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those

    Attacked? More like antagonized it until it became enraged and had to leap out at you. It probably smacked you a few times too. H

    Careful, they spit.
    Yes but if you suck it gets it all out , you know the poison
    but that makes no sense.. if it spits then it doesn't need to be sucked out. Although venom and poison are used interchangeably it actually refers to how it gets into a vessel. Poison is something that is consumed whereas venom is injected... so a plant is poisonous, but a snake bite is venomous.
  • debbash68
    debbash68 Posts: 981 Member
    I've been attacked by one of those

    Attacked? More like antagonized it until it became enraged and had to leap out at you. It probably smacked you a few times too. H

    Careful, they spit.
    Yes but if you suck it gets it all out , you know the poison
    but that makes no sense.. if it spits then it doesn't need to be sucked out. Although venom and poison are used interchangeably it actually refers to how it gets into a vessel. Poison is something that is consumed whereas venom is injected... so a plant is poisonous, but a snake bite is venomous.
    Great story bro
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