Continue the story (5 words each)

trawillcy2018

I'll start a story off with 5 words & the next poster continues with 5 words & so on .... let's see how this goes ...
So I'll start with ....
"It was a cold night"...

DifferentView

The snow was piling high.

Jertastic

But somewhere, North of Toronto....

EEAngelina

They realized, they were lost.

Jertastic

And ran out of poutine

Jertastic

But then they found Timmies!

VelociraptorEyes

Boy, were they ever delicious

Jertastic

Double doubles ordered for everyone!

VelociraptorEyes

Everyone applauded....except one man.

Jertastic

Cuz he wanted a timbit

Jertastic

But there were no timbits

trawillcy2018

So he started to run

DifferentView

He ran to the river.

winnsome85

He met the Pope there

Jertastic

And then some crocodiles came

trawillcy2018

& snapped them both up!

camdo123

Their family was looking for

Jertastic

Some body parts to bury

camdo123

but there were only pieces

EternalTruth

And a note that said

Jertastic

Your family was tasty, suckas!

trawillcy2018

It was time to call

Fit4Anarchy

the hairy magical fairy people

winnsome85

With the strange beer bellies

Mccloud74

They burped a jolly tune

Fit4Anarchy

And magically transported us to

karmah2017

The land of the fairies

trawillcy2018

which weren't your usual fairies

ginacamp59

And you will be too

shenanigans_

At least that's what the King told me.

trawillcy2018

whilst he polished his crown