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GeorgianaR17

and some beer to go

opheliaphoenix

with his barbecued corpse. So,

woohootess

back on the sunny beaches

pgs6009

he grabbed his trusty board

woohootess

and paddled in search of

pgs6009

the mermaid of his dreams

opheliaphoenix

hoping that he would finally

pgs6009

find a bit of paradise

GeorgianaR17

and the Paradise he found!

shenanigans_

Why did he have to

GeorgianaR17

be so alone right now?

trawillcy2018

When all he ever wanted

Irishsquid62

was someone who cared about

kam26001

his passion for midget wrestling

juliedesabrais

And being a drag queen

Smilin40

Was only the tip of

GeorgianaR17

the iceberg of his disappointments.

GeorgianaR17

To change, he had to

trawillcy2018

Get used to feather boas

steve_from_the_rock

which at first were uncomfortable

AliNouveau

But are also delightfully ticklish

steve_from_the_rock

He giggled like a schoolgirl

GeorgianaR17

But they were so hungry..

TEQWAR

so they ordered some pizza

DifferentView

It was pepperoni and olives

kam26001

but there was something missing

OmaGracie

There's more to the story

trawillcy2018

but if I told you

GeorgianaR17

I'll have to kill you

shenanigans_

and hot sticky liquid dripping