It’s Not You, It’s Me
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Unicorns don't soar only pegasi and alicorns do.
Alicorns only exist if powerful magic is used on them.
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_seahorses5ever wrote: »I'm not saying I don't love you, I'm just saying I'd rather spend ten hours masturbating with razor blades than one more minute with you
I spat water all over my phone1 -
How long have we been going out? Yeah that's long enough.4
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It's not you, I'm just not drunk anymore.3
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Your mom could teach you a few things.
...She did me atleast2 -
It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.
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Dude look at that!
*points at the sun*
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Dont get too carried away here guys and gals.
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I cannot breath around you, you waste all of the perfectly good oxygen.2
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Who's my ex-boyfriend?
You.1 -
Im literally allergic to you0
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I'm sorry, I met someone new in another thread.3
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Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »I'm sorry, I met someone new in another thread.
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eccomi_qui wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »I'm sorry, I met someone new in another thread.
Wow this one hits like an iceberg against a large ocean liner
I can only be called "Noah" so many times in bed.2 -
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It is you, so deal with it.0
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"This was a terrible mistake and I think you suck."
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