It’s Not You, It’s Me

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I want to see more tallish women.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    Caporegiem wrote: »
    Okay I'm not serious, just put down the *kitten* knife Tiffany.

    Oh Tiffany
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Get the *kitten* out of my life Karen!

    Heyyyyyyy!!!!! :'(:'(:'(

    I almost did a disclaimer that said *not you @lstrat115

    Whatever!
    You make me feel like I live in the Sahara, Greg!!
    :D

    NO Karen don't be mad with me. I adore aspects about you.
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    This relationship is like a roller coaster.

    I hate roller coasters.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    Here's the restraining order I filed against you.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    I'm bored
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    This relationship is like my diet. Over.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I don't like the memes you post.
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,977 Member
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    cee134 wrote: »
    I don't like the memes you post.

    But, but, I picked them ESPECIALLY for you :'(
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Unicorns don't soar only pegasi and alicorns do.

    Alicorns only exist if powerful magic is used on them.

    (works every time)
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    I'm not saying I don't love you, I'm just saying I'd rather spend ten hours masturbating with razor blades than one more minute with you

    I spat water all over my phone
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
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    How long have we been going out? Yeah that's long enough.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    It's not you, I'm just not drunk anymore.
  • boehle
    boehle Posts: 5,062 Member
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    Your mom could teach you a few things.
    ...She did me atleast
  • Anotherlandguy
    Anotherlandguy Posts: 1 Member
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    It's not you, it's me. I don't like you.
    -Aeryn Sun
  • CaptainFantastic00
    CaptainFantastic00 Posts: 4,619 Member
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    Dude look at that!
    *points at the sun*
    *runs away*
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    edited January 2018
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    *Annoying Mod Reminder*

    Dont get too carried away here guys and gals.

    Thanks
    4legs
    MFP moderator

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