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It’s Not You, It’s Me
SabotageinStilettos
Posts: 4,833 Member
Pick up lines are ok but breakup lines are fantastic. What’s your best?
Our relationship is like doing push-ups on your knees. It’s just not working out.
Our relationship is like doing push-ups on your knees. It’s just not working out.
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It's not me it's you.3
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This relationship is like Adam Sandler's career, great in the beginning, now sad and not worth saving.5
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Want to see a magic trick?
Poof! You're single.1 -
I want someone who can buy me a new car.1
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Raise your hand if you're in a relationship. Not so fast you!11
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We're done-ion rings.3
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"friends?"......then I shake her hand and walk away.1
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Okay I'm not serious, just put down the *kitten* knife Tiffany.7
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I want to see more tallish women.4
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Caporegiem wrote: »Okay I'm not serious, just put down the *kitten* knife Tiffany.
Oh Tiffany2 -
NO Karen don't be mad with me. I adore aspects about you.1 -
This relationship is like a roller coaster.
I hate roller coasters.1 -
Here's the restraining order I filed against you.3
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I'm bored0
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This relationship is like my diet. Over.3
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I don't like the memes you post.2
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