It’s Not You, It’s Me

SabotageinStilettos

Pick up lines are ok but breakup lines are fantastic. What’s your best?


Our relationship is like doing push-ups on your knees. It’s just not working out.

cee134

It's not me it's you.

km8907

This relationship is like Adam Sandler's career, great in the beginning, now sad and not worth saving.

cee134

Want to see a magic trick?

Poof! You're single.

cee134

I want someone who can buy me a new car.

Caporegiem

Raise your hand if you're in a relationship. Not so fast you!

cee134

We're done-ion rings.

cee134

"friends?"......then I shake her hand and walk away.

cee134

Get the *kitten* out of my life Karen!

*not you @lstrat115

Caporegiem

Okay I'm not serious, just put down the *kitten* knife Tiffany.

cee134

lstrat115 wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

Get the *kitten* out of my life Karen!

Heyyyyyyy!!!!!

I almost did a disclaimer that said *not you @lstrat115