It’s Not You, It’s Me

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SabotageinStilettos
SabotageinStilettos Posts: 4,833 Member
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Pick up lines are ok but breakup lines are fantastic. What’s your best?


Our relationship is like doing push-ups on your knees. It’s just not working out.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
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    It's not me it's you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    Want to see a magic trick?

    Poof! You're single.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I want someone who can buy me a new car.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    We're done-ion rings.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    "friends?"......then I shake her hand and walk away.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited January 2018
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    Get the *kitten* out of my life Karen!

    *not you @lstrat115
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    Get the *kitten* out of my life Karen!

    Heyyyyyyy!!!!! :'(:'(:'(

    I almost did a disclaimer that said *not you @lstrat115

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