What you should never eat while losing weight:

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  • dewgirl321
    dewgirl321 Posts: 296 Member
    I like how it's regular bread until the croissant top.

    I needed a sturdier base than a croissant, lol.
    hello sir.
    1. killer bod, homeslice.

    2. could we please just get a quick rundown of whatchya got there?

    im seeing...

    croissant
    cheddar
    beef patty
    beef patty
    bread
    turkey
    avocado
    maybe some dandelion greens?
    bread
    chicken tenders
    bread

    how'd i do, and may i have one?

    You, good sir, are a master. That's correct down to a T.

    Just for that, I'll go check if I have an extra.

    I'm impressed by you both. May I join you?
  • NovemberJune
    NovemberJune Posts: 2,525 Member
    hello sir.
    1. killer bod, homeslice.

    2. could we please just get a quick rundown of whatchya got there?

    im seeing...

    croissant
    cheddar
    beef patty
    beef patty
    bread
    turkey
    avocado
    maybe some dandelion greens?
    bread
    chicken tenders
    bread

    how'd i do, and may i have one?

    *getting in line behind him ^^*

    that's what I thought too. I'll take the croissant, cheese, and avocado :love:

    ETA I did not guess dandelion greens though lol
  • jfrankic
    jfrankic Posts: 747 Member
    This won't make me fat. This would make me happy!!!!!

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  • 970Mikaela1
    970Mikaela1 Posts: 2,013 Member
    Bump...for replication purposes.
  • VincitQuiSeVincit
    VincitQuiSeVincit Posts: 285 Member
    Put it in my mouth.



    now.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Do you even condiment?
  • Do you even condiment?

    Honey mustard is hidden
    Bro, do you even lift?

    Lol here and there. I'm all about that pilates though..
  • msliu7911
    msliu7911 Posts: 638 Member
    :tongue:
    hello sir.
    1. killer bod, homeslice.

    2. could we please just get a quick rundown of whatchya got there?

    im seeing...

    croissant
    cheddar
    beef patty
    beef patty
    bread
    turkey
    avocado
    maybe some dandelion greens?
    bread
    chicken tenders
    bread

    how'd i do, and may i have one?

    *getting in line behind him ^^*

    that's what I thought too. I'll take the croissant, cheese, and avocado :love:

    ETA I did not guess dandelion greens though lol

    Are dandelion greens the same as spinach leaves? Those look like spinach to me.
  • ChristiH4000
    ChristiH4000 Posts: 531 Member
    In it for this gif and also to avoid working.
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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    The sandwich looks YUM. YOU look even MORE YUM! :love: :flowerforyou:
  • msliu7911
    msliu7911 Posts: 638 Member
    Put it in my mouth.



    now.

    LOL Sorry but.... I can see that comment derailng the thread.
  • dewgirl321
    dewgirl321 Posts: 296 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    cheese and avocado > mayo
  • pastryari
    pastryari Posts: 8,646 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    cheese and avocado > mayo

    Everything > mayo
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    Honey mustard is hidden
    Bro, do you even lift?

    Lol here and there. I'm all about that pilates though..

    I was all uppity and no, no, no that's way too much, those things don't even go together and then you said Honey Mustard...IN!

    Honey mustard is to sandwiches and salads as Paint is to home decor. It can bring together a whole bunch of stuff that seemingly did not go together.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    cheese and avocado > mayo

    Why is it always an either/or. :tongue:


    Cardio or lifting

    Clean or dirty

    Cheese + avocado or condiment.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    Honey mustard is hidden
    Bro, do you even lift?

    Lol here and there. I'm all about that pilates though..

    You should look into prancercise - its great for leaning out



    Edited as apparently prancercise is a hard one to spell and to add a very useful video...I think you will like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    cheese and avocado > mayo

    Why is it always an either/or. :tongue:


    Cardio or lifting

    Clean or dirty

    Cheese + avocado or condiment.

    Exactly!
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  • Glad you all approve
    looks like a mess. would be better as multiple delicious sandwiches

    You must not understand the perils of a 4k diet while you're sick...Efficiency is key
  • pinkledoodledoo
    pinkledoodledoo Posts: 290 Member
    hello sir.
    1. killer bod, homeslice.


    Hey! I saw him first! :angry:

    welp luckily, we can compromise...

    you eat him up...i'll eat the sandwich, then we can high5 and spoon.

    In for spooning
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    Honey mustard is hidden
    Bro, do you even lift?

    Lol here and there. I'm all about that pilates though..

    I was all uppity and no, no, no that's way too much, those things don't even go together and then you said Honey Mustard...IN!

    Honey mustard is to sandwiches and salads as Paint is to home decor. It can bring together a whole bunch of stuff that seemingly did not go together.

    x2...I think if you put honey mustard on my big toe i would eat it.
  • Now THAT is a sandwich.
  • dewgirl321
    dewgirl321 Posts: 296 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    cheese and avocado > mayo

    Why is it always an either/or. :tongue:


    Cardio or lifting

    Clean or dirty

    Cheese + avocado or condiment.

    I find that many sandwiches are slathered with unnecessary mayo and i'm not a fan. I'm not against mustard, of any type really, but I find that condiments aren't really *necessary* if cheese and/or avocado are used instead, which would certainly be my preference!

    Edited to add: Thanks for the Prancercise reminder! It really is a lovely workout!
  • T0BYW0N
    T0BYW0N Posts: 8 Member
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    +1! :drinker:
  • dewgirl321
    dewgirl321 Posts: 296 Member
    Glad you all approve
    looks like a mess. would be better as multiple delicious sandwiches

    You must not understand the perils of a 4k diet while you're sick...Efficiency is key

    You're sick?! Let me take care of you!
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Dang, and yum.

    Sandwich looks good too.
  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Do you even condiment?

    cheese and avocado > mayo

    Why is it always an either/or. :tongue:


    Cardio or lifting

    Clean or dirty

    Cheese + avocado or condiment.

    I find that many sandwiches are slathered with unnecessary mayo and i'm not a fan. I'm not against mustard, of any type really, but I find that condiments aren't really *necessary* if cheese and/or avocado are used instead, which would certainly be my preference!

    Edited to add: Thanks for the Prancercise reminder! It really is a lovely workout!

    Enough with the condiment shaming!. This is supposed to be a place of support! If you don't have anything nice to say...ya de ya de ya....
  • Glad you all approve
    looks like a mess. would be better as multiple delicious sandwiches

    You must not understand the perils of a 4k diet while you're sick...Efficiency is key

    You're sick?! Let me take care of you!

    Haha that's very nice of you, the flu is no fun

    The gf has me on bed rest...we'll see how long that'll last (a day, tops lol)
  • dewgirl321
    dewgirl321 Posts: 296 Member
    Enough with the condiment shaming!. This is supposed to be a place of support! If you don't have anything nice to say...ya de ya de ya....

    You want a full-on Sara/h brawl?! You can have your condiments. I'll take the man and his sammich!
  • BattleTaxi
    BattleTaxi Posts: 752 Member
    hello sir.
    1. killer bod, homeslice.


    Hey! I saw him first! :angry:

    welp luckily, we can compromise...

    you eat him up...i'll eat the sandwich, then we can high5 and spoon.

    Bahahahaha!!

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  • Sarauk2sf
    Sarauk2sf Posts: 28,072 Member
    Enough with the condiment shaming!. This is supposed to be a place of support! If you don't have anything nice to say...ya de ya de ya....

    You want a full-on Sara/h brawl?! You can have your condiments. I'll take the man and his sammich!

    Y u gotta be so mean? I iz fragile.