What you should never eat while losing weight:

00sarah

It's...it's so beautiful

Agreed! Strong enough for a man... But made outta the stuff of my dreams....

ChiManLifts

I think I have a crush on you now. Or your sandwich.

Just shut up and feed it to me.

It's okay...my sandwiches have that effect.

PikaKnight

I think I have a crush on you now. Or your sandwich.

Just shut up and feed it to me.

It's okay...my sandwiches have that effect.

So many meat jokes I could make......but...can't...

klaff411

Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

good luck....

cheyennekl

GET IN MY BELLY!!!

irivas1

hello sir.
1. killer bod, homeslice.

2. could we please just get a quick rundown of whatchya got there?

im seeing...

croissant
cheddar
beef patty
beef patty
bread
turkey
avocado
maybe some dandelion greens?
bread
chicken tenders
bread

how'd i do, and may i have one?

I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.

ChiManLifts

Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

good luck....

Life without carbs is like life with no bacon- no life at all for me.

And only about 1700, no harm done

pcastagner

I have a major problem with this.


Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

Wtf is wrong with you?

irivas1

+1! :drinker:

+2 Although I am wondering where the BOTTOM of the croissant went??? Slathered with butter and honey for dessert?

^^^This^^^

PikaKnight

Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

good luck....

Life without carbs is like life with no bacon- no life at all for me.

And only about 1700, no harm done

I'd keep the bread. I'm not skeered of carbs. :laugh:

ChiManLifts

I have a major problem with this.


Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

Wtf is wrong with you?

Not toasted! I prefer soft bread to go along with the crunchiness of the chicken tenders. Otherwise it'd be one big dry sandwich. Now if there was more melted cheese it'd be a different story.

Getting hungry for another one. lulz

I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.

No plantains here

Achrya

Maybe take all that bread off...after 3 months of no bread....I don't even know how people eat it anymore. Then maybe 2 of those patties until you have one....and it would be okay.

I'm guessing that's probably oh....3000 calories...:drinker:

good luck....

After 20+ years of bread I don't know how people don't eat it.

Also deconstructing this amazing masterpiece is basically criminal.

pcastagner

I have a major problem with this.


Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

Wtf is wrong with you?

Not toasted! I prefer soft bread to go along with the crunchiness of the chicken tenders. Otherwise it'd be one big dry sandwich. Now if there was more melted cheese it'd be a different story.

Getting hungry for another one. lulz

I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.

No plantains here

No, no. You gotta toast. To take care of the dryness, you have to the drizzle that with butter, melted, and mixed with the drippings from roasting a leg of lamb.


So disappointed, bro. So, so disappointed.

cheyennekl

I have a major problem with this.


Because it appears you did not toast the bread from this angle.

Wtf is wrong with you?

Not toasted! I prefer soft bread to go along with the crunchiness of the chicken tenders. Otherwise it'd be one big dry sandwich. Now if there was more melted cheese it'd be a different story.

Getting hungry for another one. lulz

I think there are some plantains at the bottom? Am I right? No. Wrong.

No plantains here

No, no. You gotta toast. To take care of the dryness, you have to the drizzle that with butter, melted, and mixed with the drippings from roasting a leg of lamb.


So disappointed, bro. So, so disappointed.

I prefer my roast lamb drippings mixed into my protein shake ....

jenjencin78

Yum! Minus the croissant-I don't care for them.

ChiManLifts

No, no. You gotta toast. To take care of the dryness, you have to the drizzle that with butter, melted, and mixed with the drippings from roasting a leg of lamb.

So disappointed, bro. So, so disappointed.

I won't let you down next time bro

I prefer my roast lamb drippings mixed into my protein shake ....

Never looking at drippings or a protein shake the same way again.

katethegreat1212

I never even got a chance to look at lunch! Your body is SICK (in a good way). Man, I need you to be my trainer. Awesome dedication!

shadow2soul

Holy crap that looks awesome.

Agreed.

t1nk6

Just sharing my lunch...but beware,

The carbs and fat will kill you. And make you fat.

oooooomygawd!!!!! what if i just eat the meat? too much protein?

Mihani

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Best workout video ever... thank you for sharing!

rockinchick221976

Oh, my goodness...I'd love to put that in me! You, sir, are a big tease.

ritchiedrama

Oh, my goodness...I'd love to put that in me!

Sounds wrong on so many levels

VistaJerry

Oh, my goodness...I'd love to put that in me! You, sir, are a big tease.

It is just me or does this have multiple meanings?

VistaJerry

oooooomygawd!!!!! what if i just eat the meat? too much protein?

I can't help it at these comments. Do I just have a dirty mind or what??

herblackwings39

I think it might be improved with bacon and possibly some salami.

Otherwise....nom!

rockinchick221976

LMAO. Oh, yes, I am the queen of abiguity.

rockinchick221976

How about putting some salami in that thing? Oh...guess that sounded kindda bad too, lol.

ChiManLifts

Lol I'm just gonna assume the ladies are talking about the sandwich.

Sarauk2sf

Edited as apparently prancercise is a hard one to spell and to add a very useful video...I think you will like it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-50GjySwew

Best workout video ever... thank you for sharing!

You are very welcome. It has been the secret to my success!

ritchiedrama

How about putting some salami in that thing? Oh...guess that sounded kindda bad too, lol.

you have a naughty mind woman!