Competition coach

Does anyone wanna be my coach? I'll send you weekly updates and you can take all the glory for my transformation! I'm competing in the next 21 weeks
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  • Iron_Muscle_
    Iron_Muscle_ Posts: 5,095 Member
    ^^^^^THIS^^^^^^
  • rockymir
    rockymir Posts: 497 Member
    If you pay me I’ll pretend to coach you if you need validation

    *jk

    LMAO! Many may apply for a *pretend coach position*.
  • 100_PROOF_
    100_PROOF_ Posts: 1,168 Member
    I suggest hiring a real coach with real credentials. If your going to take competition seriously, it's best not to involve those who aren't educated on the topic. I would personally not even entertain the idea of picking a random person online.
  • BoxerBrawler
    BoxerBrawler Posts: 2,032 Member
    Yes...please go out and find a legitimate coach with references and experience in competition prep!
  • stanmann571
    stanmann571 Posts: 5,727 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    You can pay me- send me pictures and I'll tell you you're doing great.
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    usmcmp wrote: »
    Do not do this. Do not go this route. Do your research and be picky. Competition prep isn't something to take lightly, this is your health on the line. Picking some random person online could negatively impact your health for years to come. Spend the money on an awesome coach or spend the money on doctor and psychologist visits.

    Yup...

    Go get a real coach and be discerning...comp prep is nothing to *kitten* around with...
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    edited February 2018
    So you what, just jump on a general fitness site and think there are a ton of qualified and quality coaches just waiting to be called into action by a random person and all for free? Just for the "glory of your transformation"? Ok, not sure what world you live in but I think mine is much different than yours.
  • Davidsdottir
    Davidsdottir Posts: 1,285 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    Pizza and wings, of course. For the vegan crowd I'll stir up some tofu and vegan cheese.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    Pizza and wings, of course. For the vegan crowd I'll stir up some tofu and vegan cheese.

    Buffalo chicken pizza?!? Gah. *drooling
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    It will have to be the belly dancing, and Jo might be able to help with that!
  • Davidsdottir
    Davidsdottir Posts: 1,285 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    Pizza and wings, of course. For the vegan crowd I'll stir up some tofu and vegan cheese.

    Buffalo chicken pizza?!? Gah. *drooling

    But I'm more of a BBQ chicken pizza gal
  • stanmann571
    stanmann571 Posts: 5,727 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.
  • stanmann571
    stanmann571 Posts: 5,727 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    Flavor or bones? I can't stand bone in wings. I feel like I'm paying for something I can't eat and have to fight with to get anything out of.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    YASSSSss!!!!
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    Pizza and wings, of course. For the vegan crowd I'll stir up some tofu and vegan cheese.

    Buffalo chicken pizza?!? Gah. *drooling

    But I'm more of a BBQ chicken pizza gal

    Just keep pineapple out of this discussion, kthxbai.

    Pineapple on pizza. Ugh.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    Flavor or bones? I can't stand bone in wings. I feel like I'm paying for something I can't eat and have to fight with to get anything out of.

    Both- but YES I HEAR YOU.

    I don't care for BBQ sauce in general- and I think eating wings is too much fking work for the little food you get. So both? mostly bones though. I have had this marinated stuff from the Brazilian place that's pretty tasty- but SO MUCH WORK FOR SO LITTLE MEAT.

    JUST GET IN MAI MOUF.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    YASSSSss!!!!

    I got you girl.
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    Pizza and wings, of course. For the vegan crowd I'll stir up some tofu and vegan cheese.

    Buffalo chicken pizza?!? Gah. *drooling

    But I'm more of a BBQ chicken pizza gal

    Just keep pineapple out of this discussion, kthxbai.

    Pineapple on pizza. Ugh.

    agreed- I love pineapple- but get off my pizza
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    edited February 2018
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    Flavor or bones? I can't stand bone in wings. I feel like I'm paying for something I can't eat and have to fight with to get anything out of.

    Both- but YES I HEAR YOU.

    I don't care for BBQ sauce in general- and I think eating wings is too much fking work for the little food you get. So both? mostly bones though. I have had this marinated stuff from the Brazilian place that's pretty tasty- but SO MUCH WORK FOR SO LITTLE MEAT.

    JUST GET IN MAI MOUF.

    Agreed. I feel the same about crab legs. I'm going to screw around for HOW LONG cracking this thing open and pulling it apart and splattering water all over the place, and I get this little tiny not-even-bite-sized piece of crab meat out of it? How about you crack these your own self back there in the kitchen and just serve me a big ol' plate of crab meat. That'd be great.