Competition coach

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  • stanmann571
    stanmann571 Posts: 5,727 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    Flavor or bones? I can't stand bone in wings. I feel like I'm paying for something I can't eat and have to fight with to get anything out of.

    Both- but YES I HEAR YOU.

    I don't care for BBQ sauce in general- and I think eating wings is too much fking work for the little food you get. So both? mostly bones though. I have had this marinated stuff from the Brazilian place that's pretty tasty- but SO MUCH WORK FOR SO LITTLE MEAT.

    JUST GET IN MAI MOUF.

    BDubs makes a mean Boneless nugget with their Mango habanero sauce that's absolute magic. Although I've been to a couple franchises where the meat wasn't up to par.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    Flavor or bones? I can't stand bone in wings. I feel like I'm paying for something I can't eat and have to fight with to get anything out of.

    Both- but YES I HEAR YOU.

    I don't care for BBQ sauce in general- and I think eating wings is too much fking work for the little food you get. So both? mostly bones though. I have had this marinated stuff from the Brazilian place that's pretty tasty- but SO MUCH WORK FOR SO LITTLE MEAT.

    JUST GET IN MAI MOUF.

    Agreed. I feel the same about crab legs. I'm going to screw around for HOW LONG cracking this thing open and pulling it apart and splattering water all over the place, and I get this little tiny not-even-bite-sized piece of crab meat out of it? How about you crack these your own self back there in the kitchen and just serve me a big ol' plate of crab meat. That'd be great.

    EXACTLY!
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    JoRocka wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    I did a bunch of research on the IFCE- I am definitely qualified.

    You and @Wheelhouse15 will have to arm wrestle...or belly dance. ;)

    I can do a mean belly dance... my hips don't lie.

    that's all that matters- and it means you can be the referee.

    Also- pizza. I'm out for wings- I can't stand them.

    And sour patch kids- can we do pizza and sour patch kids? regular obviously.

    Flavor or bones? I can't stand bone in wings. I feel like I'm paying for something I can't eat and have to fight with to get anything out of.

    Both- but YES I HEAR YOU.

    I don't care for BBQ sauce in general- and I think eating wings is too much fking work for the little food you get. So both? mostly bones though. I have had this marinated stuff from the Brazilian place that's pretty tasty- but SO MUCH WORK FOR SO LITTLE MEAT.

    JUST GET IN MAI MOUF.

    BDubs makes a mean Boneless nugget with their Mango habanero sauce that's absolute magic. Although I've been to a couple franchises where the meat wasn't up to par.

    Oh mango habanero? oh I'd eat that.

    I had a habanero tequila margarita the other day. So tasty.

    Although I don't get to go on Thursday to same said place for a meeting- I think my boss is punishing me.
  • Davidsdottir
    Davidsdottir Posts: 1,285 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    Pizza and wings, of course. For the vegan crowd I'll stir up some tofu and vegan cheese.

    Buffalo chicken pizza?!? Gah. *drooling

    But I'm more of a BBQ chicken pizza gal

    Just keep pineapple out of this discussion, kthxbai.

    Pineapple on pizza. Ugh.

    No pineapple, but definitely bacon.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    Pizza and wings, of course. For the vegan crowd I'll stir up some tofu and vegan cheese.

    Buffalo chicken pizza?!? Gah. *drooling

    But I'm more of a BBQ chicken pizza gal

    Just keep pineapple out of this discussion, kthxbai.

    Pineapple on pizza. Ugh.

    No pineapple, but definitely bacon.

    Bacon is the answer to every question. Mmmmm bacon.
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    But you get to take all the glory!!!
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    SideSteel you must live in the gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat!!!! Where's your sense of glory!
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Way to bring the thread back on track. :grumble:


    ;)
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs! :D
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs! :D

    Today is pizza and sour patch kids. Tomorrow is for milk and meatballs.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    one day at a time my friend- one day at a time.
  • fitoverfortymom
    fitoverfortymom Posts: 3,452 Member
    What sort of competition.

    Body Comp
    Weight lifting
    Eating

    OMG... we should have an eating comp!!!!

    But who would coach us?!?

    *Raises hand*, I've watch hours of Furious Pete's videos, and I live not far from him so I think I'm qualified just because of that.

    Sweet. Now, what are we eating?!?

    ALL THE THINGS. EAT ALL THE THINGS.
  • rybo
    rybo Posts: 5,424 Member
    What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!

    And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    rybo wrote: »
    What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!

    And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...

    get.
    out.
  • Davidsdottir
    Davidsdottir Posts: 1,285 Member
    rybo wrote: »
    What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!

    And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...

    I agree, but not on BBQ chicken pizza.
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    rybo wrote: »
    What is wrong with you people!?! Talking about eating contests and yet exclude some of the most yummy foods that can be had. Wings and crab legs. Hammering an all you can eat buffet of those foods, and tearing thru the "work" with speed and effortless precision is a thing of beauty! Amateurs!

    And yes, pineapple is acceptable on pizza...

    get.
    out.

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  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    why do we not have love buttons- I want a love button damnit.
  • Davidsdottir
    Davidsdottir Posts: 1,285 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    why do we not have love buttons- I want a love button damnit.

    Hugz?
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs! :D

    I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.

    *nods* it’s for the greater good.
  • Davidsdottir
    Davidsdottir Posts: 1,285 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs! :D

    I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.

    You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    In for milk and meatballs. And pizza and Sour Patch Kids (or the UK equivalent). And wings. And crab. And.....well, everything, even pineapple on pizza! Just don't use nuts as anything more than a snack item unless peanut butter cookies.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    SideSteel wrote: »
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs! :D

    I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.

    You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.

    It's a life goal of mine for people to ask me if I'm on steroids as a woman. It takes less than you think and you don't actually have to be on drugs to do it- but well- I'm still too damn fluffy.
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs! :D

    I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.

    You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.

    It's a life goal of mine for people to ask me if I'm on steroids as a woman. It takes less than you think and you don't actually have to be on drugs to do it- but well- I'm still too damn fluffy.


    Hey Jo, what's your stack? ;)
  • Davidsdottir
    Davidsdottir Posts: 1,285 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    AnvilHead wrote: »
    SideSteel wrote: »
    This probably won't go very well, but I wish you the best of luck.

    Dieting down to contest levels of leanness isn't something you want an inexperienced and random person on the internet handling, IMO.

    Which reminds me - all this food talk, and not yet ONE mention of milk and meatballs! :D

    I would offer to coach the OP and put him/her on the milk and meatball diet, but I wouldn't want this person accused of being on gear.

    You can coach me. I don't want to compete, just look swole. I don't care if people think I'm on gear.

    It's a life goal of mine for people to ask me if I'm on steroids as a woman. It takes less than you think and you don't actually have to be on drugs to do it- but well- I'm still too damn fluffy.

    I'm working on it!