My boss just pulled me in her office to talk about my toots.

brittanynicholex

Alatariel75 wrote: »

Tedo201 wrote: »

Hygiene and cleanliness clause lol!?

Toots aren't really related to either hygiene or cleanliness. The cleanest, most hygienic person still botty-burps.

booty burps. i'm totally calling them that from now on.

debraleecarlin

DeviatedNorm wrote: »

Stupid high-fiber, high-protein diet.

Actually, a few weeks ago I began a lo carb, hi fat, moderate protein and high fiber (most of my carbs are leafy vegs) and I am much less farty than before. Go figure.

briscogun

ZombieKillaPrincess wrote: »

OMG I am so sorry but I literally LOL'd. That bad?? Protein toots are the worst though. Also maybe your coworker is ultra sensitive. I know I was when I was pregnant, smells were so intense... too much cologne or a bad fart would have me trying my hardest not to puke.

Haven't tried these but could be helpful?

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Subtle-Butt-Disposable-Gas-Neutralizers-5-Pack/106804486?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=4356&adid=22222222227040265856&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=99153465034&wl4=pla-231467775634&wl5=9031581&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=114232979&wl11=online&wl12=106804486&wl13=&veh=sem

Um, do I want to know where that filter is supposed to go?

alf2234

Apparently Pepto Bismol clears up the scent. Luckily I’m a quiet tooter