My boss just pulled me in her office to talk about my toots.
DeviatedNorm
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Stupid high-fiber, high-protein diet.
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Haahaa oh dear. I was just complaining to a coworker that my new shoes keep making farty noises when I work, but that's next level.
Try charcoal tablets. My farty brother swears by them.2 -
Laughing my *kitten* off. I clicked on the post to see what toots was code for, thinking you were talking boobs or feet but no - you mean what you say. :laugh:11
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Hygiene and cleanliness clause lol!?0
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Boss: "Umm.. how do I broach the subject, are you familiar with the children's song: beans beans, the magical fruit, the more you eat the more yyou... you know..."13
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MistressSara wrote: »Seriously?
Yep!
Most embarrassing trip to the boss's office yet.Alatariel75 wrote: »Haahaa oh dear. I was just complaining to a coworker that my new shoes keep making farty noises when I work, but that's next level.
Try charcoal tablets. My farty brother swears by them.
I'll definitely have to give those a try. My coworkers are nurses and such, I guess they can wipe a patient's *kitten* but my toots are just too too much.
...they are pretty bad.
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Oh my...that is embarrassing. I get to hear every day about my husband's co-worker who is constantly loudly tooting all day. When he does it, my husband says, "What did you say?"16
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Since you are all nurses, what did she say? I mean, she above all should know it's a normal biological function. Was she worried about your health? Or did she just tell you to take it outside?4
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I worked for a boss once. On a Saturday some other people who worked for the boss re-routed the vent pipe from the bathroom. Just sayin'.8
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Oh goodness! How did he even approach you with this topic? That must've been so uncomfortable.1
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mom23mangos wrote: »Since you are all nurses, what did she say? I mean, she above all should know it's a normal biological function. Was she worried about your health? Or did she just tell you to take it outside?
This all stemmed from me asking a coworker to wait 20 minutes until I left to spray down the main office with lavender for the second time that night. I didn't realize she was doing so to cover my toots, I wasn't having a super bad fart night even!
My boss asked me to let folks spray their heart out and that I should sneak off into one of the provider's offices if I have another toot attack.14 -
Sorry maybe see if changing what you eat will help. That must've been a very awkward conversation.2
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100_PROOF_ wrote: »Oh goodness! How did he even approach you with this topic? That must've been so uncomfortable.
"Hey deviatednorm, can you come into my office real quick? So...how's everything working with work? Okay okay...good to hear...so...last night, can you tell me a little about what went on?"
"Uh...idk what you're referring to, last night was slow and uneventful."
"There was a nurse who sprayed something tho? So... uh... hrm...do you have a problem with gas maybe?"
turned out I was the bad guy for asking the nurse not to spray the room lol8 -
Lesscookies1 wrote: »Sorry maybe see if changing what you eat will help. That must've been a very awkward conversation.
I really like my diet! It's nutritious and keeps me happy at 1200 calories a day. I will definitely try picking up some simethicone or charcoal or something tho. I didn't realize it was such an issue, my work is pretty stinky even without my toots.1 -
Charcoal tablets, I tell ya! Available anywhere you get vitamins.3
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OMG I am so sorry but I literally LOL'd. That bad?? Protein toots are the worst though. Also maybe your coworker is ultra sensitive. I know I was when I was pregnant, smells were so intense... too much cologne or a bad fart would have me trying my hardest not to puke.
Haven't tried these but could be helpful?
https://www.walmart.com/ip/Subtle-Butt-Disposable-Gas-Neutralizers-5-Pack/106804486?wmlspartner=wlpa&selectedSellerId=4356&adid=22222222227040265856&wl0=&wl1=g&wl2=c&wl3=99153465034&wl4=pla-231467775634&wl5=9031581&wl6=&wl7=&wl8=&wl9=pla&wl10=114232979&wl11=online&wl12=106804486&wl13=&veh=sem6 -
I worked with a person who loudly farted all the time and was not even aware of it. Or if she was aware of it she pretended like she wasn't.1
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Adding some extra plants might reduce the smell, apparently it's the high protein that causes the stink, so more salad with your protein :-)3
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Beano? I take it for certain veggies which have a "gotta toot" affect on me.5
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DeviatedNorm wrote: »100_PROOF_ wrote: »Oh goodness! How did he even approach you with this topic? That must've been so uncomfortable.
"Hey deviatednorm, can you come into my office real quick? So...how's everything working with work? Okay okay...good to hear...so...last night, can you tell me a little about what went on?"
"Uh...idk what you're referring to, last night was slow and uneventful."
"There was a nurse who sprayed something tho? So... uh... hrm...do you have a problem with gas maybe?"
turned out I was the bad guy for asking the nurse not to spray the room lol
I'm really sorry. That must've been very uncomfortable for you.
It seems as though your coworker may have snitched on you and complained to your boss. That is really unfortunate. She should've been an adult and pulled you aside herself if she had a prob with you.
Sadly that is the world we live in now though. Many people feel like the world revolves around them and cry like babies when they don't get their way.
I would avoid that coworker in the future if at all possible.
I'm sorry you where embarrassed.11 -
DeviatedNorm wrote: »MistressSara wrote: »Seriously?
Yep! Most embarrassing trip to the boss's office yet.Alatariel75 wrote: »Haahaa oh dear. I was just complaining to a coworker that my new shoes keep making farty noises when I work, but that's next level.
Try charcoal tablets. My farty brother swears by them.
I'll definitely have to give those a try. My coworkers are nurses and such, I guess they can wipe a patient's *kitten* but my toots are just too too much.
...they are pretty bad.
Hmm. Seems like you need to be a little more stealthy about it. Next time, wait until a coworker temporarily vacates their area, then toot there. That way, they will think the other person did it!13 -
I mean it’s embarrassing and your colleague obviously felt it an embarrassing topic to bring up.im sure your boss wasn’t delighted either.
That said, I’d also be a bit peeved if someone was completely unbothered about making an uncomfortable work environment, be that farting, bad body odour or whatever else. Yes it’s natural but that doesn’t mean you can just go stinking the place up and not think that’s somewhat inconsiderate. Nip somewhere discrete to do it, mash every, uh, the bathroom?24 -
VintageFeline wrote: »I mean it’s embarrassing and your colleague obviously felt it an embarrassing topic to bring up.im sure your boss wasn’t delighted either.
That said, I’d also be a bit peeved if someone was completely unbothered about making an uncomfortable work environment, be that farting, bad body odour or whatever else. Yes it’s natural but that doesn’t mean you can just go stinking the place up and not think that’s somewhat inconsiderate. Nip somewhere discrete to do it, mash every, uh, the bathroom?
I agree. This story is heckin funny but I'd be ticked off if I worked with someone who was ripping butt all day and stinking up the place and then told me not to spray something.22 -
CheveuxNoirs wrote: »I agree. This story is heckin funny but I'd be ticked off if I worked with someone who was ripping butt all day and stinking up the place and then told me not to spray something.
I agree it's funny, that's why I posted. But that's a lot of assumptions from details not given in my story -- I had worked with the coworker for 20 minutes at that point (ever, it was her first day). She'd already sprayed the room once. I hadn't tooted between her spraying the room the first and second time, I wasn't even in the office for most of that 20 minutes (I had to leave as the smell was bothering me, and hence why I didn't put it together that she was spraying for my toots).
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DeviatedNorm wrote: »CheveuxNoirs wrote: »I agree. This story is heckin funny but I'd be ticked off if I worked with someone who was ripping butt all day and stinking up the place and then told me not to spray something.
I agree it's funny, that's why I posted. But that's a lot of assumptions from details not given in my story -- I had worked with the coworker for 20 minutes at that point. She'd already sprayed the room once. I hadn't tooted between her spraying the room the first and second time, I wasn't even in the office for most of that 20 minutes (I had to leave as the smell was bothering me, and hence why I didn't put it together that she was spraying for my toots).
Well, when they are that foul, 20 minutes isn't near enough time for the stench to subside. I am guessing the first dose of spray didn't cut it, which is why another treatment was required.10 -
CheveuxNoirs wrote: »VintageFeline wrote: »I mean it’s embarrassing and your colleague obviously felt it an embarrassing topic to bring up.im sure your boss wasn’t delighted either.
That said, I’d also be a bit peeved if someone was completely unbothered about making an uncomfortable work environment, be that farting, bad body odour or whatever else. Yes it’s natural but that doesn’t mean you can just go stinking the place up and not think that’s somewhat inconsiderate. Nip somewhere discrete to do it, mash every, uh, the bathroom?
I agree. This story is heckin funny but I'd be ticked off if I worked with someone who was ripping butt all day and stinking up the place and then told me not to spray something.
Me too.
I mean, sometimes I have to do it at work. The difference? I have a private office. I mean, I'd still be horrified if my colleagues found out/knew, but I wouldn't blame them for being horrified.
Have to fart? Go find a bathroom. Go find an empty hallway. Don't stink up the place for everyone else.10 -
I taught middle school for a couple of years before movin' on up to high school. I was in a small, windowless classroom with 7th graders, some of whom devoured huge pickled sausages for breakfast. Needless to say it was a stinky situation. Had to move one little girl to a seat in the rear of the classroom so she could hang her rear out of the door whenever, which was quite frequently; she loved those pickled sausages.11
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Lol i know I have to plan out my food because my typical plant based days and high protein days lead to gas!! AKA no vega protein shakes before dates.0
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