How much weight can I safely lose in a month?

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  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    White people generally lose weight at a rate 2.3 times slower than everyone else. Sorry hun, you're out of luck. It will most likely take you 6.89 months instead.

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  • jonnythan
    jonnythan Posts: 10,161 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    Chicken with watermelon and grape soda sounds pretty awesome.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    Chicken with watermelon and grape soda sounds pretty awesome.

    I'd nom the hell out of that.
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    GAWD I love this thread.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    White people generally lose weight at a rate 2.3 times slower than everyone else. Sorry hun, you're out of luck. It will most likely take you 6.89 months instead.

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    You KNOW that slower weight loss for white people was written into the ObamaCare Act. The fatter we get, the more healthcare we will need. It's all part of a master plan. Duh.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    Bey-Bey, is that you? Wassup Cuz!!!
  • Determined518
    Determined518 Posts: 138 Member
    White people generally lose weight at a rate 2.3 times slower than everyone else. Sorry hun, you're out of luck. It will most likely take you 6.89 months instead.

    http://www.yourwellness.com/2012/12/does-race-affect-weight-loss/
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh sweet baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    fify
  • Determined518
    Determined518 Posts: 138 Member
    Reality is, race matters with a lot of things.... but it's not the color of your skin! It's your genetic make up. It's a proven fact. Certain like, including weight loss are linked to your genetics.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    Bey-Bey, is that you? Wassup Cuz!!!

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    OKAY white ppl check
    black ppl check check
    asians on another thread check and a half
    can we do gollums next? because they seem to loose wait way too fast and needz our halp now!
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.
  • LoraF83
    LoraF83 Posts: 15,694 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    Bey-Bey, is that you? Wassup Cuz!!!

    images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQqYhMWUyArDTPe0F68mAniZyw8OjE8X-eV2VNnltIsGdfOsetb

    OKAY white ppl check
    black ppl check check
    asians on another thread check and a half
    can we do gollums next? because they seem to loose wait way too fast and needz our halp now!

    So basically you're saying that I need a magic ring if I want to be skinny?

    Crap.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    you must have been on vacay when we did the magical watermelons week. they are ok. but the grape sodaz also haz too many preservatives and food colors and may explain...uh oh, well NVM.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.

    Thank you. I think we had an "easy tanner" in here for whom this answer will probably be very helpful. So times that number by the derivative of the matrix of the elliptical norm of the number that other guy gave for white people and you should have your answer.
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.

    Thank you. I think we had an "easy tanner" in here for whom this answer will probably be very helpful. So times that number by the derivative of the matrix of the elliptical norm of the number that other guy gave for white people and you should have your answer.

    Yes, thank you. This will help me a ton!


    But what about in the winter when I don't get much sun? Do you think I will lose at a slower rate since I will be "whiter" at that point?
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.

    Thank you. I think we had an "easy tanner" in here for whom this answer will probably be very helpful. So times that number by the derivative of the matrix of the elliptical norm of the number that other guy gave for white people and you should have your answer.

    Yes, thank you. This will help me a ton!


    But what about in the winter when I don't get much sun? Do you think I will lose at a slower rate since I will be "whiter" at that point?

    Tanning salon, duh.
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
    3 or 4 months... to live?
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    I'm 66% west African, 30% Scandinavian and 4% Native American. Can someone extrapolate my weight loss without exact tribal information on the 4?
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.

    Thank you. I think we had an "easy tanner" in here for whom this answer will probably be very helpful. So times that number by the derivative of the matrix of the elliptical norm of the number that other guy gave for white people and you should have your answer.

    Yes, thank you. This will help me a ton!


    But what about in the winter when I don't get much sun? Do you think I will lose at a slower rate since I will be "whiter" at that point?

    Tanning salon, duh.

    Good call, Chelle!!
  • VistaJerry
    VistaJerry Posts: 45
    White people generally lose weight at a rate 2.3 times slower than everyone else. Sorry hun, you're out of luck. It will most likely take you 6.89 months instead.

    LOL.

    One of the few sources of reason on these forums and you're leaving us...:cry:
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.

    hey listen you look pretty but i dont need to hear about this from any mexicans you dont know what your talkin about.

    ppl like you took our jobs away so i dont care how much you way or if you lost weight as fast as real ppl.

    but your really pretty though can i send you a freind request?
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    This made my night. Thanks mom and dad for being German and Norwegian and setting me up for failure!
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    I'm 66% west African, 30% Scandinavian and 4% Native American. Can someone extrapolate my weight loss without exact tribal information on the 4?

    No.
  • Achrya
    Achrya Posts: 16,913 Member
    I'm 66% west African, 30% Scandinavian and 4% Native American. Can someone extrapolate my weight loss without exact tribal information on the 4?

    Well! I'm mostly black, with about 10% German, and I've lost at a rate of 1.153846(repeating) pounds per week. Since loss is clearly related to tanness I would think if you scale back by 20% to account for all the Scandinavian blood you'd come to an accurate number.
  • fivethreeone
    fivethreeone Posts: 8,196 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.

    hey listen you look pretty but i dont need to hear about this from any mexicans you dont know what your talkin about.

    ppl like you took our jobs away so i dont care how much you way or if you lost weight as fast as real ppl.

    but your really pretty though can i send you a freind request?

    Thank you, I would love that!! i have always wanted to be friends with a real person like you!!!

    If I am only half-Mexican does that make me half-real? Because if so, I can maybe give you advice you can listen to half of, but only if you want.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Math is hard... I need some of that Asian rice
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  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Since loss is clearly related to tanness

    I'm part Irish so doomed to be fat there but I have a good bit of Native American blood and tan very easy. This should even out to a mostly flat weight. Perhaps I could get a blood donation from someone with darker skin for these last 10 pounds. Would that help?
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    I'm 66% west African, 30% Scandinavian and 4% Native American. Can someone extrapolate my weight loss without exact tribal information on the 4?

    No problem, I'll calculate that for you. Oh. Ummmm.... Uh oh. I have some bad news. You're already dead. So sorry.
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
    Oh baby Jesus make the nonsense stop to answer your question 8 to 10 pounds is safe for a month of work and you may hit a plateau cause weight comes off fast then stops and FYI your race shouldn't matter thats like me asking " Oh im black and 23 and all i eat is chicken and watermelon and drink grape soda how much weight will i lose?" COME ON NOW!

    i'm still just learnin but chicken is supposed to be good lean protien and watermelon is fructose which is fruit sugar and thats better than sucrose i think and then the grape soda is probably really bad because it has a ton of high fructorse syrups and preservertives.

    I'm Mexican, so I don't know the answer to any of this, but I just want to say you should be really proud of yourself for learning. School is important. In my experience, Mexicans lose at a rate of about .5lbs per week when eating at a modest deficit.

    hey listen you look pretty but i dont need to hear about this from any mexicans you dont know what your talkin about.

    ppl like you took our jobs away so i dont care how much you way or if you lost weight as fast as real ppl.

    but your really pretty though can i send you a freind request?

    Thank you, I would love that!! i have always wanted to be friends with a real person like you!!!

    If I am only half-Mexican does that make me half-real? Because if so, I can maybe give you advice you can listen to half of, but only if you want.

    i don't eevn know what your saying or why youd talk about advice. i know your mexican but your a woman? why would you give me advice?
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