Funniest thing you have seen someone logged

Ljvalsan

I recently added a post that got a few people angry about overestimating calorie burns and underestimating general food intake. One person posted that someone logged smoking a cigarette, 20 calories burnt. I want to now what other things have you seen people log that have made you laugh.

Weeyin06

I havent seen anything funny yet but I have to say logging smoking a cigarette! Thats hilarious!! Before you know it people will be logging how many calories to chew their food!

Contrarian

I once saw someone log 2 minutes of food preparation. I think their burn was 5 calories.

la8ydi

"so and so has burned 0 calories by playing on MFP instead of going to the gym." ;-)

KarmaxKitty

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

MB_Positif

Cooking breakfast and/or brushing teeth.

FarAway02

I see people logging things like '50 mins of park with my kids' ....like strolling at a toddler's speed from the slide to the swings counts as a work out.

If you have kids/not a desk job then you will be on your feet more and thus will be burning more calories...just include in your activity level. I just put my calories at 1600 rather than putting them at 1200 and then feeling the need to log every time I carry the baby upstairs or pick up the buggy from the car boot

I've also seen people logging things like cleaning the sink/bath, clothes shopping etc.

TheDoctorDana

"so and so has burned 0 calories by playing on MFP instead of going to the gym." ;-)

^^^^Winner^^^^^

atamrowski

Eating baby seals..

Sublog

Turbo *kitten*.

jdm_taco

I once saw someone log 2 minutes of food preparation. I think their burn was 5 calories.

stuff like this


and LMAO at cigarette log and turbo *kitten*

PunkinSpice79

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

ahahaha! Shoot! I almost spit my drink out. That is too funny!!! :laugh:

Tiffa0909

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

Had to search it on the database , "Sperm - White Gloupy Consistency"' . Apparently one tea spoon is 10 calories and it comes in a container of 3 tea spoon.

I guess some people really take serious the logging everything they put in their mouth.

xxnellie146xx

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

Had to search it on the database , "Sperm - White Gloupy Consistency"' . Apparently one tea spoon is 10 calories and it comes in a container of 3 tea spoon.

I guess some people really take serious the logging everything they put in their mouth.

:laugh: smh

KarmaxKitty

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

Had to search it on the database , "Sperm - White Gloupy Consistency"' . Apparently one tea spoon is 10 calories and it comes in a container of 3 tea spoon.

I guess some people really take serious the logging everything they put in their mouth.

It changes based on consistency???? I should probably alert my friend list about this... Hrm... :laugh:

aliencheesecake

I recently added a post that got a few people angry about overestimating calorie burns and underestimating general food intake. One person posted that someone logged smoking a cigarette, 20 calories burnt. I want to now what other things have you seen people log that have made you laugh.

Yeah, I imagine if it's something you do everyday, like smoke or prep your food, you shouldn't count it. A certain amount of calories expended doing these types of tasks is already included by default when you choose you "daily activity level" in your profile. A person who logs little things like this will end up defeating their own efforts.

That said, the people on here getting their shorts in a knot over other peoples' logs need to mind their own. I have seen some truly snotty, self-righteous people on these boards, and (last time I checked) condescension never helped anyone lose any weight.

aliencheesecake

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

Had to search it on the database , "Sperm - White Gloupy Consistency"' . Apparently one tea spoon is 10 calories and it comes in a container of 3 tea spoon.

I guess some people really take serious the logging everything they put in their mouth.

It changes based on consistency???? I should probably alert my friend list about this... Hrm... :laugh:

Oh my freaking word!!! Sperm??? People log SPERM???

wolfchild59

I see people logging things like '50 mins of park with my kids' ....like strolling at a toddler's speed from the slide to the swings counts as a work out.

Having gone to the park with my five year old niece, I could see someone logging that. Because it's not just casually walking between swings. It's running around the park, pushing her on every imaginable piece of equipment, it's climbing up all of the various climbing apparatuses available, it's lifting and lowering her on the teeter totter because she's too light to do it herself (did you know those things are also tightened/leaf-springed these days? I have no idea how little kids can move those things!), and all other kinds of assorted activities.

While I don't personally log it, since I only log actual workouts, someone who doesn't workout at all could probably log something like that. I come back from our outings at the park sweaty and worn the heck out.

MorningWhispers

I've seen playing guitar and mowing grass on a riding lawn mower. Not anywhere near as strange as some of the ones you guys are posting.

Mokey41

Drying hair, showering and leg shaving. Same person, obviously spends a lot of time on vigorous grooming techniques.

arcticfox04

I've seen brushing teeth multiple times actually. Though I normally delete those folks pretty quick.

EricJonrosh

I logged two cigars last weekend.

kgaetano07

I recently logged a shopping trip. Was tired after I went food shopping for 1.5 hrs so I looked it up. Under cardio as slow paced walking. Burned 211 calories!

urbanplum

I have a friend who studied abroad in Peru and logged cuy. Google it.

Edit: This may be more disgusting than it is funny, but some things just have to be shared.

shantronathon

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

Noooo! Ohhh my jeebus.

VorJoshigan

I'm trying to choose between "tossing the salad" or "horizontal mambo" for cardio...

And then I've seen "sperm" "man cream" and "love juice" in the food sections...

...maybe those are more weird than funny though. :laugh:

Had to search it on the database , "Sperm - White Gloupy Consistency"' . Apparently one tea spoon is 10 calories and it comes in a container of 3 tea spoon.

I guess some people really take serious the logging everything they put in their mouth.

It changes based on consistency???? I should probably alert my friend list about this... Hrm... :laugh:

Oh my freaking word!!! Sperm??? People log SPERM???

It's not the sperm you gotta watch out for, it's the seminal fluid that surrounds them. Unless you don't wanna get pregnant, in which case I guess you do have to watch out for the sperm.

highervibes

My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:

shantronathon

My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:

I wonder if that's less sodium.

KAS0917

Knitting/sewing. Who knew it was so strenuous?

Mslmesq

Idk, but my husband told me i'd burn lots of calories tonight with a certain activity he was hoping to engage in.

PepperWorm

My husband has had a vasectomy, should I log it differently? :devil:

I wonder if that's less sodium.

Less protein, for sure.