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CaptainFantastic01
CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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I am drunk ask me for advice
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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    How should I go about diversifying my portfolio?
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    I see a lot of women at the gym but I've always understood it's not the appropriate place to mack but half the time they're not wearing a lot of clothes and are super hot.

    Advice?
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    How should I go about diversifying my portfolio?

    Add more things that aren't the same

    Solid advice.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    projectbradley wrote: »
    I see a lot of women at the gym but I've always understood it's not the appropriate place to mack but half the time they're not wearing a lot of clothes and are super hot.

    Advice?

    Still not appropriate, even with your beautiful physique, if you are walking out at the same time, make some talk but otherwise let her focus on fitness
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    That's it, I'm getting a white cat! :lol:
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
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    Lol yesss drunk advice...the best kind :D
    I need to lose these last 10 pounds but I'm lazy af and I love to eat...any alternatives?! :D
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Jenna2315 wrote: »
    Lol yesss drunk advice...the best kind :D
    I need to lose these last 10 pounds but I'm lazy af and I love to eat...any alternatives?! :D
    Chew ice. Just pretend it's cold potato chips. :lol: I dunno, seems like MFP type advice..
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Jenna2315 wrote: »
    Lol yesss drunk advice...the best kind :D
    I need to lose these last 10 pounds but I'm lazy af and I love to eat...any alternatives?! :D

    Well, you can eat less or exercise more! Pick one!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    I just want to go on the all you can eat, sit on your *kitten* for 4 yrs, never gain weight, come out a hottie diet. How do I do that?
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
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    Hi. I'm trying to focus on my monitor but it appears to be relatively blurry. Any advice to sharpen the blur?
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
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    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Jenna2315 wrote: »
    Lol yesss drunk advice...the best kind :D
    I need to lose these last 10 pounds but I'm lazy af and I love to eat...any alternatives?! :D

    Well, you can eat less or exercise more! Pick one!

    I don't like this answer my drunk guru :|
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
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    projectbradley wrote: »
    Hi. I'm trying to focus on my monitor but it appears to be relatively blurry. Any advice to sharpen the blur?

    Drink till it's in focus
  • projectsix
    projectsix Posts: 5,088 Member
    edited March 2018
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    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    Hi. I'm trying to focus on my monitor but it appears to be relatively blurry. Any advice to sharpen the blur?

    Drink till it's in focus

    Disregard Noah, I've been given some very solid advice. Will report back if consciousnesses allow.
  • YouBlowMyMind
    YouBlowMyMind Posts: 552 Member
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    Yous crack me up
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
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    projectbradley wrote: »
    Dreamcrusher16 wrote: »
    projectbradley wrote: »
    Hi. I'm trying to focus on my monitor but it appears to be relatively blurry. Any advice to sharpen the blur?

    Drink till it's in focus

    Disregard Noah, I've been given some very solid advice. Will report back if consciousnesses allow.

    Werking for me
  • Dreamcrusher16
    Dreamcrusher16 Posts: 1,263 Member
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    YouBlowMyMind wrote: »
    Yous crack me up

    Hugged yous
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    81Katz wrote: »
    I just want to go on the all you can eat, sit on your *kitten* for 4 yrs, never gain weight, come out a hottie diet. How do I do that?

    You don't
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    projectbradley wrote: »
    Hi. I'm trying to focus on my monitor but it appears to be relatively blurry. Any advice to sharpen the blur?

    Stop drinking
  • Jenna2315
    Jenna2315 Posts: 614 Member
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    Damnit drunk Captain you're supposed to tell us we can :D

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