If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...

comptonforceten

Cook breakfast and try to remember what happened

liftorgohome

Run out

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liftorgohome

Tell her to ready for round 5

slimgirljo15

Tell him to go make breakfast

liftorgohome

Tell her I am breakfast

Frieswithdatshake

Hope he had that giant smile still on his face. Lol!

liftorgohome

Give her a morning gift to start her day out right

Egger29

This isn't what I envisioned when I answered the add looking for a "Roommate"

DWBalboa

I'd remind him of the non fraternization clause in our Roommate Agreement.

epr31295

Asking him oh shoot did that fall off before or after?

tinak33

DWBalboa wrote: »

I'd remind him of the non fraternization clause in our Roommate Agreement.

Tell him and his roommate to take their shenanigans to the couch, so I can sleep

epr31295

Remind her of section 5 line 7 of the roommate clause Bed is a EdBed

DWBalboa

Remind him that it's an exit only!

terrordawg

Cling tight and never let him leave

epr31295

Ask her what the hell she is doing with my man! Then take a second look and realise I know what they are doing!

gillylucky13

Ask what happened last night...

redneck8814

Ask how much we had to drink.. beer goggles worked to good! Ha ha

Breezybreeze7

Ask him to get me some coffee

WarDamnJay84

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Bill9160

Expect that considering what we were doing the night before

terrordawg

Tell him to shove a over! He’s taking up half my side of the bed!

gillylucky13

Smile and ask to do whatever we did again?

liftorgohome

Tell him something smells fishy

Bill9160

Tell him to lift himself out and go home

gillylucky13

Tell him to go back to the North Pole...

terrordawg

Throw him back in the water, along with his fish

gillylucky13

Ouch!

pogiguy05

Take his fish and throw him back ;-)