If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...

epr31295

You said last call last ball!

THS2HASPASSED

call the coroner

LilSnowBunni

Smack da butt

THS2HASPASSED

enjoy the smack!!!

epr31295

Know that they put us in the same cell after that incident last night!

slimgirljo15

Yawn and roll over, tell him wake me when breakfast is ready..

UncivilizedCaffeineJunkie

Spoon her, spank her, and pull her hair 😝

tinak33

Tell him to call in to work and then go make me breakfast

jamesakrobinson

Giggle excitedly

MaverickMatt_

wonder when I was roofied

Shannongr29

Tell him “I’m in charge”

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Bill9160

Take back some covers...spoon...and go back to sleep

Reckoner67

Dangit Bill how does this keep happening?!

LilSnowBunni

Idk I just caught him and bill... I think I’ll take the floor

DWBalboa

I'd thank the lord above and snuggle up tight.

epr31295

Ask him if he could tell his puppy to sleep on the floor!

DWBalboa

epr31295 wrote: »

Ask him if he could tell his puppy to sleep on the floor!

Last time I asked you to do that you got pissed off at me.

epr31295

Holly *kitten* that is a banana in your pants!

DWBalboa

Holy *kitten* that's a kitten in yours!

epr31295

So that's what a botched circumcision looks like!

DWBalboa

Oh I thought that you said you were unique.

epr31295

How many wives names have you had tattooed on your?

Bill9160

Already 2 in there...him and DW can have it....I'm headed to the couch

Shannongr29

Tell him he needs to sleep on the couch I don’t like melting snow in my bed 😉

Dead_Mans_Party

Snuggle up

Breezybreeze7

Oh hey

Dead_Mans_Party

Good morning.

Bill9160

Wow....was I that drunk?

FindingPositiveMetamorphosis

Get out!! Your melting all over the place.. you'll need to stand in the yard and freeze up again or you'll die🤨