If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...
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say screw the coffee...and cuddle up closer0
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Let him know that monsters aren't real and tuck him back into his own bed.
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Tell him they’re very real and point under the bed1
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Sambucca!!!0
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I'll get the glasses1
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Clear my calendar for the rest of the day and guzzle an energy drink!0
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Run!!!0
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Dude I told you that you could stay here anytime not every time you needed inspiration without using that blue pill! Now go back to your home across the street and just think of the duck feather pillows you will be able to get the job done!0
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Tell him he says the sweetest things and he would he like Coffee, Tea or me?1
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Know that she returned with the massage oil!0
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"Ed, we have to stop meeting like this"0
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Ask him Dude where's my car?0
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Give him a "Dutch Oven"....and not let him out until he promises never to do it again1
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Hey, stop farting under the sheets! And, who’s that guy under there that you’re gassing? I must have left the door open because who are all these people in my bed 🛌?0
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Switching to sleep on the couch cus there’s too many friends in my bed1
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Someone kicked me off the bed and I’m on the floor now0
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Well, climb back in2
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Hopefully I can fit this pizza and wine on the beds for us all1
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Eat the pizza then kick everyone out of the bed0
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Snuggle up and go back to sleep.0
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Stand up and start jumping up and down to watch her bounce all over the bed. Did everyone already know I sleep on a tramp oline?1
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Tell him if he wets the bed again he's out0
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Get her some coffee.0
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I'd know everything was normal and going to be ok!0
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WHAT THE F*&K?0
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