If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...

Bill9160

say screw the coffee...and cuddle up closer

DWBalboa

Let him know that monsters aren't real and tuck him back into his own bed.

ailsalw

Tell him they’re very real and point under the bed

ExileFromTheNorth

Sambucca!!!

burlygirl90

I'll get the glasses

jamesakrobinson

Clear my calendar for the rest of the day and guzzle an energy drink!

DWBalboa

Run!!!

DWBalboa

ailsalw wrote: »

Tell him they’re very real and point under the bed

Don't worry about them anymore. They're hiding under there from me and know better than to mess with you.

epr31295

Dude I told you that you could stay here anytime not every time you needed inspiration without using that blue pill! Now go back to your home across the street and just think of the duck feather pillows you will be able to get the job done!

DWBalboa

epr31295 wrote: »

Dude I told you that you could stay here anytime not every time you needed inspiration without using that blue pill! Now go back to your home across the street and just think of the duck feather pillows you will be able to get the job done!

You are truly disturbed!

epr31295

Tell him he says the sweetest things and he would he like Coffee, Tea or me?

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epr31295

Know that she returned with the massage oil!

Reckoner67

"Ed, we have to stop meeting like this"

epr31295

Ask him Dude where's my car?

Bill9160

Give him a "Dutch Oven"....and not let him out until he promises never to do it again

stanlfink

Hey, stop farting under the sheets! And, who’s that guy under there that you’re gassing? I must have left the door open because who are all these people in my bed 🛌?

Shannongr29

Switching to sleep on the couch cus there’s too many friends in my bed

LilSnowBunni

Someone kicked me off the bed and I’m on the floor now

burlygirl90

Well, climb back in

LilSnowBunni

Hopefully I can fit this pizza and wine on the beds for us all

Shannongr29

Eat the pizza then kick everyone out of the bed

DWBalboa

Snuggle up and go back to sleep.

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epr31295

Stand up and start jumping up and down to watch her bounce all over the bed. Did everyone already know I sleep on a tramp oline?

Bill9160

Tell him if he wets the bed again he's out

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DWBalboa

Get her some coffee.

epr31295

I'd know everything was normal and going to be ok!

THS2HASPASSED

WHAT THE F*&K?