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If you woke up and the person above was in your bed next to you...

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  • UncivilizedCaffeineJunkie
    UncivilizedCaffeineJunkie Posts: 283 Member
    edited December 2018
    Pick him up and put him back in the crib and tell him not to get out of it while I sleep lol
  • neilwij
    neilwij Posts: 1,634 Member
    UncivilizedCaffeineJunkie wrote: »
    Pick him up and out him back in the crib and tell him not to get out of it while I sleep lol

    lol
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    I’m too tired to care. I’d go back to sleep.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Call the police and let them know the town drunk did it again
  • Reckoner67
    Reckoner67 Posts: 3,344 Member
    Call the police and let them know the town drunk did it again
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Remind him of the restraining order and that he's supposed to stay 200 feet away at all times. And then wonder how he got past all my security systems.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Grab hold of him like a koala bear and never let go!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Ask her to get the newspaper outside and then lock the doors and call the police only to find out it was her house!
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Tell him those aren't pillows he's grabbing!
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Ask him if he thought it was funny when I covered his privates with peanut butter and let my Husky in the bed!
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Kick him out & snuggle the husky
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Rub his belly and tell him he’s a good boy while he licked my face!
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    theresa120 wrote: »
    Rub his belly and tell him he’s a good boy while he licked my face!
    Slightly disturbing yet arousing 😆😆

    I’d ask if she wanted to order breakfast in
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    I would slowly take her head and turn it away from me #MorningBreathe!
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    I would slowly take her head and turn it away from me #MorningBreathe!

    Oh it’s like that huh?
    Kick him out the bed point to the door and tell him it’s his own breath he can smell
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    edited December 2018
    ailsalw wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    I would slowly take her head and turn it away from me #MorningBreathe!

    Oh it’s like that huh?
    Kick him out the bed point to the door and tell him it’s his own breath he can smell

    Laugh as she was trying to move my body with her cute and curvy legs*

    * A compliment to her legs trying to get back in good graces after morning breathe remark!
    miketake2pt0 wrote: »
    I’d think I had won the lottery...of life

    Thanks Mike I think you are super nice also!
  • ailsalw
    ailsalw Posts: 1,265 Member
    epr31295 wrote: »
    ailsalw wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    I would slowly take her head and turn it away from me #MorningBreathe!

    Oh it’s like that huh?
    Kick him out the bed point to the door and tell him it’s his own breath he can smell

    Laugh as she was trying to move my body with her cute and curvy legs*

    * A compliment to her legs trying to get back in good graces after morning breathe remark!

    Laugh as my sexy curvy legs kick him hard enough he hits the floor... try harder 😆
  • Egger29
    Egger29 Posts: 14,741 Member
    Wish her Good Morning.
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    ailsalw wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    ailsalw wrote: »
    epr31295 wrote: »
    I would slowly take her head and turn it away from me #MorningBreathe!

    Oh it’s like that huh?
    Kick him out the bed point to the door and tell him it’s his own breath he can smell

    Laugh as she was trying to move my body with her cute and curvy legs*

    * A compliment to her legs trying to get back in good graces after morning breathe remark!

    Laugh as my sexy curvy legs kick him hard enough he hits the floor... try harder 😆

    Tell her her bedhead is adorable! Then remind her about the cuffs that I'm still locked in!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Jump out the window just as his wife flings open the door :D
  • epr31295
    epr31295 Posts: 6,213 Member
    Gently wake her up and suggest we play spin the Jo where ever she stops that's where I go!
  • jamesakrobinson
    jamesakrobinson Posts: 2,149 Member
    Swear off the booze forever
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Pat myself on the back..Yayyy go me.. :p>:)
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    Wonder what she slipped in my drink this time.... lol
  • DWBalboa
    DWBalboa Posts: 37,259 Member
    Wonder what I had done to deserve that.
  • brewerchick69
    brewerchick69 Posts: 3 Member
    I would say i like chocolate chip pancakes mmmm
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Chocolate chip pancakes sound great...oh...and don't forget the bacon
  • Shannongr29
    Shannongr29 Posts: 1,809 Member
    Brushing crumbs out of the bed
  • 2Racks
    2Racks Posts: 3,677 Member
    Calling in sick.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    Ask him how he likes his coffee?

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