Lies You’ve Told Internet People

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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    I am from Texas.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Texas is cool.
  • DaylightDuchess
    DaylightDuchess Posts: 251 Member
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    I haven't, told any!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    I like bowling

    I knew it!!!!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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    Don’t worry, I’m not going to share these.

    That's okay, those pics weren't really me anyhow
  • Tigg_er
    Tigg_er Posts: 22,001 Member
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    I'm multi Billionaire B)
  • davidventer111
    davidventer111 Posts: 15 Member
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    I have a really small penis. It’s micro sized. That’s a lie I’ve told multiple times. It’s massive.......... yeh *kitten* that’s another lie haha.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Great burn!
  • davidventer111
    davidventer111 Posts: 15 Member
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    I lied to foreign girls and told them I have a pet lion cub back home. His name is Simba because he’s even cooler then the movie. I also said it’s dangerous back home but I know how to handle myself under stressful circumstances.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    You're very clever.

    I love your sense of humor.

    You're WAY prettier than those other girls.

    No I don't think you're crazy.

    Wait just a minute....

    Don't worry. ...

    'way' is in all caps..... it's just gotta be the truth.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    denny_mac wrote: »
    You're very clever.

    I love your sense of humor.

    You're WAY prettier than those other girls.

    No I don't think you're crazy.

    Wait just a minute....

    I’m sure he meant it for us.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,492 Member
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    Lies?

    Pfft.... damn near everything.
  • 123tacos
    123tacos Posts: 661 Member
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    Im sooo old... 30 years ...i just age well
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    bojack3 wrote: »
    My God @captivated you have strung me along with false compliments and lies for years! :(

    Nope. I have never lied to you either.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,557 Member
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    Can you tell me the highlights of this thread?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Can you tell me the highlights of this thread?

    E’ry body’s lyin’