Childish Misunderstanding

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  • DaylightDuchess
    DaylightDuchess Posts: 251 Member
    Phil Collins to me, has a mechanical voice when he sings! Therefore the 1st time that I heard him sing upon the radio, I legitimately thought that he was Robo Cop singing!
  • seltzermint555
    seltzermint555 Posts: 10,740 Member
    I HAD NO CLUE about student loans until years after college. I'd heard of them, but I thought to get "a loan" you would need some crazy good credit on the level of what you might need to buy a big house or new sports car. My 18 year old self? Nah.

    Everyone I knew either had rich parents, a full ride, or didn't go to college. I was hustling 24/7 with 2 jobs to pay for extras since my partial scholarship & middle class parents' help wasn't even close to covering things.

    In a way this is good, in the long run. But it's so embarrassing! How did I not know!?
  • cee134 wrote: »
    When I was five my mother went into the hospital for a dislocated disc in her back.

    Earlier that morning while walking to school with my older brothers, they were teasing me that if I stepped on the cracks it would break our mothers back.

    Still to this day I cringe at cracks. I obviously know that it wasn’t the cause, but it took me a while to understand that it wasn’t my fault.

    Once when I was mad at my mom I stepped on a crack on purpose.

    :D
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Not me but my neighbor has an adopted son. He is from Africa, and they are a white family. When he was a bout 5 we were all sitting around at a BBQ and he asked his Mom out of no where when was his skin going to turn white. He thought all children were born with dark skin and over time it would gradually turn white. LOL
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Thunder was god bowling. (or moving furniture)



  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    guerrilla warfare ?

    monkeys with AK47s ?

    sounds dangerous
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Thunder was God bowling.




    this is actually true.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited March 2018
    81Katz wrote: »
    Thunder was god bowling. (or moving furniture)



    I was told this too and rain meant God was crying and because I did something wrong.

    Also I can remember being told that swallowing watermelon seeds would cause you to grow watermelons in your stomach. And to never swallow gum because it will stay in your body for life.

    eta cause my typing sucks.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Thunder was god bowling. (or moving furniture)



    I was told this too and rain mean God was crying and to add to that because I did something wrong.

    Also I can remember are being told that swallowing watermelon seeds would cause you to grow watermelons in your stomach. And to never swallow gum because it will stay in your body for life.

    Same! :lol:
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Thunder was god bowling. (or moving furniture)



    I was told this too and rain meant God was crying and because I did something wrong.

    Also I can remember being told that swallowing watermelon seeds would cause you to grow watermelons in your stomach. And to never swallow gum because it will stay in your body for life.

    eta cause my typing sucks.

    I was told swallowing watermelon seeds is how you got pregnant. Wonder why I do not like watermelon
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    I used to think the whites lines on the roads were for motorcycles.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    In the winter time there is sometimes lines of snow that blow across of the road. They are called Snow Snakes. I thought they were real snakes and was horrified that all the cars would just drive over them
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Most kids hate vegetables. As a kid I was told I would have to get a vegetable shot if I didn't eat my vegetables. I'm still made over this one.
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    I remember thinking that being grounded meant you were bured up to your neck. This was before I was 8 years old. I was pretty scared when my cousin was grounded.
    My older sister and I were left in our car while my dad went into an apartment building he managed. She convinced me it was illegal for us to be in the parked car like that so we got out and crossed a busy street and then wandered around a strange building to go find my dad. Because that was so much safer.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Most kids hate vegetables. As a kid I was told I would have to get a vegetable shot if I didn't eat my vegetables. I'm still made over this one.

    This is hilarious and I wish I would have used it on my kids

    Fear mongering at its best.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Thunder was god bowling. (or moving furniture)



    I was told this too and rain meant God was crying and because I did something wrong.

    Sheesh, no guilt trip there....

  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Thunder was god bowling. (or moving furniture)



    I was told this too and rain meant God was crying and because I did something wrong.

    Sheesh, no guilt trip there....

    I turned out alright though. I think. :smiley:
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Most kids hate vegetables. As a kid I was told I would have to get a vegetable shot if I didn't eat my vegetables. I'm still made over this one.

    This is hilarious and I wish I would have used it on my kids

    Fear mongering at its best.

    I told my 8 year old just last week if she didn't start taking her cold medicine that she was just going to get more sick then I would have to take her to the doctor and the only way they could make her better was to give her lots of shots. I use the shot fear mongering way too much.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Thunder was god bowling. (or moving furniture)



    I was told this too and rain meant God was crying and because I did something wrong.

    Sheesh, no guilt trip there....

    I turned out alright though. I think. :smiley:

    Pfft... waaay better than just alright
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Most kids hate vegetables. As a kid I was told I would have to get a vegetable shot if I didn't eat my vegetables. I'm still made over this one.

    This is hilarious and I wish I would have used it on my kids

    Fear mongering at its best.

    I told my 8 year old just last week if she didn't start taking her cold medicine that she was just going to get more sick then I would have to take her to the doctor and the only way they could make her better was to give her lots of shots. I use the shot fear mongering way too much.

    There is a shot for everything isn't there?

    I remember the picking nose thing too. If you pick your nose your head will cave in.
  • km8907
    km8907 Posts: 3,861 Member
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Most kids hate vegetables. As a kid I was told I would have to get a vegetable shot if I didn't eat my vegetables. I'm still made over this one.

    This is hilarious and I wish I would have used it on my kids

    Fear mongering at its best.

    I told my 8 year old just last week if she didn't start taking her cold medicine that she was just going to get more sick then I would have to take her to the doctor and the only way they could make her better was to give her lots of shots. I use the shot fear mongering way too much.

    There is a shot for everything isn't there?

    I remember the picking nose thing too. If you pick your nose your head will cave in.

    Or if you don't stop sucking your finger we'll have to cut it off.
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    I remember as a child being afraid that we would get bombed in the middle of the night, an air-raid I guess. Like I'd be sleeping and a bomb would just come through my bedroom roof and kill me. But it's not like that would have even been a reality. To this day I have no idea where that fear came from.

    I was also afraid I'd suffocate myself in my sleep if I slept on my stomach. I'm a side sleeper to this day.
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    edited March 2018
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    km8907 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    Most kids hate vegetables. As a kid I was told I would have to get a vegetable shot if I didn't eat my vegetables. I'm still made over this one.

    This is hilarious and I wish I would have used it on my kids

    Fear mongering at its best.

    I told my 8 year old just last week if she didn't start taking her cold medicine that she was just going to get more sick then I would have to take her to the doctor and the only way they could make her better was to give her lots of shots. I use the shot fear mongering way too much.

    There is a shot for everything isn't there?

    I remember the picking nose thing too. If you pick your nose your head will cave in.

    Or if you don't stop sucking your finger we'll have to cut it off.

    OMG I forgot this one.