What’s the greatest invention ever? Why?

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  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    edited May 2018
    bojack3 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    81Katz wrote: »
    Like cleaning grout for 11 hours with a toothbrush.

    Pregnancy does this as well.

    Nesting... I began organizing every closet in the house... at 2am!

    I began at 14 weeks and didn’t stop until 6 hours before the birth. :lol: I loooooved being pregnant, well that part of it. I had so much energy.

    I was a ball of energy myself... I loved being preggers too :)

    Well fine, that will make a great mother's day gift for you

    Just be prepared for many endless nights and a SUPER organized house!
  • Sheluvsbread2much
    Sheluvsbread2much Posts: 85 Member
    Bread.
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,794 Member
    I would say the leaf blower. Gets the Saturday morning yard work done in half the time. Plus the neighbors come outside and watch in awe. :)
  • rowlandsw
    rowlandsw Posts: 1,166 Member
    Vasectomy. It's not nearly as horrifying as everyone makes it out to be and as long as you're faithful it's cheaper than the pill.
  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Printing press.


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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    rowlandsw wrote: »
    Vasectomy.

    second greatest invention: bags of frozen peas
  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    rowlandsw wrote: »
    Vasectomy. It's not nearly as horrifying as everyone makes it out to be and as long as you're faithful it's cheaper than the pill.

    No argument here.
  • lorib642
    lorib642 Posts: 1,942 Member
    The internet, so I can answer this question
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    edited May 2018
    Underarmour. :D


  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    edited May 2018
    internet + smartphones, what did I even do before?

    edit, did't answer why...
    Because I'm never bored. I think my phone is my favourite possession
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    JerSchmare wrote: »
    It’s actually the invention of electricity, the combustion engine, and the airplane. Those 3 things changed the world.

    I was thinking more along the lines of: breaded fish sticks
  • mybassfishingirl
    mybassfishingirl Posts: 195 Member
    Toilet paper

    My thought exactly.....lol
  • Annalee82_
    Annalee82_ Posts: 320 Member
    JerSchmare wrote: »
    It’s actually the invention of electricity, the combustion engine, and the airplane. Those 3 things changed the world.

    Electricity was never invented. :|
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    I have several patents on inventions I've created.....just waiting for Shark Tank to call:)
  • JustSomeEm
    JustSomeEm Posts: 20,242 MFP Moderator
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    JustSomeEm wrote: »
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    Pfffew.... for a minute there, I thought you might really have something against jello 1-2-3.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    Language.

    Then plumbing!
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Coffee.
    Why? Cuz coffee, duh.
    Though it's not really an invention is it? :pensive:
  • T_143
    T_143 Posts: 1,022 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Pool boys who can make clones

    In still looking for this pool boy