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amyjsparkles · April 2019

Gustaaf85 wrote: »

amyjsparkles wrote: »

Part time rapper and full time surgeon. As you can guess, being a surgeon provides plenty of money to pay the bills, but you craved more, you wanted to express yourself. You have come out with some great hits such as, "nobody knows what it's like to cut this *mother* up" and "the feels when you heals." You have a cult following and some have found our your secret identity even though you try so hard to hide it. You live in Seattle with your wife Nancy, your two sons, Otto and Mikey, and your pet turtle, Slow-Boy.

Someone thaught this through, lol

My mind is a crazy place!

Ginny2442 · April 2019

Owner of a doggy day care , knows every dog and owner by name

dtelsah · April 2019

Purveyor of "slightly used" grilled cheese sandwiches.

epr31295 · April 2019

I'm thinking he would be a perfect Trump wall supervisor!

AliNouveau · April 2019

rodeo clown

epr31295 · April 2019

Olympic skating judge.

DWBalboa · April 2019

Bat boy for the BO Sox.

DWBalboa · April 2019

lx1x wrote: »

Tomb raider.

LOL.... He's not a tomb raider. He's what tomb raiders find.

amyjsparkles · April 2019

Traveling door to door vacuum salesman. He has a dream that he will someday sell insurance but he isn't very good with numbers, so it seems it just isn't in the cards for him. Since he's so terrible with numbers, he often under charges people so he struggles financially. He eats peanuts constantly and throws the shells all around him, vacuuming them up to show how effective his products are. He enjoys very spicy chili and drinks Hawaiian punch with rum, and spends his free time with his wife Mary Anne and his cockatoo, Paprika.

DWBalboa · April 2019

amyjsparkles wrote: »

Traveling door to door vacuum salesman. He has a dream that he will someday sell insurance but he isn't very good with numbers, so it seems it just isn't in the cards for him. Since he's so terrible with numbers, he often under charges people so he struggles financially. He eats peanuts constantly and throws the shells all around him, vacuuming them up to show how effective his products are. He enjoys very spicy chili and drinks Hawaiian punch with rum, and spends his free time with his wife Mary Anne and his cockatoo, Paprika.

Not bad. However, I would never have a pet bird. Of all the animals, to me it is cruelest to keep them as pets. However, if I did, I probably would name it Paprika.

The rest seems spot on!

She runs a two-card monte hustle but is always losing and can't figure out why.

dtelsah · April 2019

He lost his shirt in a one-card Monty hustle. Now works the "guess how many fingers I'm holding up behind my back" racket.

amyjsparkles · April 2019

Part time WWE wrestler. He used to do it full time back when it was WWF, but he got mad about the name change (and hates saving endangered species) so he spends a lot of his time protesting against saving animals. Also enjoys playing tennis semi professionally on the weekends. He drives a 67 Chevy Nova and spends time with his pet iguana, Ricardo, his pet chicken, Pedro, and his amazing girlfriend, Amy Jo.