Let's Hear Them - Yo Momma Jokes
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Your mother is curvy0
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Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease, the doctor gave her ten years to live.0
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Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
Yo mama's got a peg leg with a kick stand.
Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap.0 -
Yo Momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo Momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Yo Momma's so fat she needs cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo Momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.0 -
yo momma is so fat, when she walks past the tv you miss a whole episode of the simpsons0
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ROFLMBO! Luv these! Keep 'em coming.0
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Yo momma so fat....
oh wait, there's nothing wrong with being fat, stop body shaming.0 -
Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.0
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Yo Momma so fat and stupid, she took Zumba class to learn faster ways through the Mickey D's Drive-thru0
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Yo Mama is so ugly, she gave birth to you0
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yo momma's so fat
when she sits around the house
she sits AROUND the house0 -
Yo momma is so fat, she stepped on a quarter and made change.0
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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."0
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Yo mama so skinny she has to hold herself above the toilet for fear of falling in.0
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yo momma so ugly, she has to wear corrective hats
yo momma so fat, her bathtub has stretch marks0 -
Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach0
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Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk0
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Funny!!!0
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.0
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Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth0
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Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts0
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your momma so fat she eats wheat thicks!0
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Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow - skittles came out!0
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Yo momma so fat she masturbates with a drumstick.0
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Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth
LOL!!
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Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.
bawahahahaha!! :laugh:0 -
Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.0
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Yo Momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Ha!! One of the best I ever heard!0 -
Yo momma so fat she masturbates with a drumstick.
Spat green tea everywhere, bwahahahah0 -
Yo mama's butt is sooo big, each cheek has it's own zip code
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.
Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.
Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.
Yo mama's so ugly, I can bang her in any position and its still doggy style.
Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a hong kong phone book
Yo mama so fat, when she jogs, she leaves pot holes0
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