Let's Hear Them - Yo Momma Jokes

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  • junejadesky
    junejadesky Posts: 524 Member
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    Yo mommas chest so hairy her titties look like coconuts
  • knightreader
    knightreader Posts: 813 Member
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    your momma so fat she eats wheat thicks!
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
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    Yo momma so fat, when she sat on a rainbow - skittles came out!
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    Yo momma so fat she masturbates with a drumstick.
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
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    Yo momma so stupid she went to the orthodontist to get a blue tooth

    LOL!!
    :laugh:
  • HealthyVitamins
    HealthyVitamins Posts: 432 Member
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    Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack.

    bawahahahaha!! :laugh:
  • SNorris01
    SNorris01 Posts: 97 Member
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    Yo mama is so fat that she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
  • Fiercely_Me
    Fiercely_Me Posts: 481 Member
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    Yo Momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

    Ha!! One of the best I ever heard!
  • oppii
    oppii Posts: 19
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    Yo momma so fat she masturbates with a drumstick.

    Spat green tea everywhere, bwahahahah
  • drefaw
    drefaw Posts: 739
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    Yo mama's butt is sooo big, each cheek has it's own zip code

    Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

    Yo mama's so ugly, her pillow cries at night.

    Yo mama's so ugly, they rub tree branches on her face to make ugly sticks.

    Yo mama's so ugly, Medusa is jealous.

    Yo mama's so ugly, I can bang her in any position and its still doggy style.

    Yo mama's so ugly, even Bill Clinton wouldn't sleep with her.

    Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

    Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.

    Yo mama so fat, she has more chins than a hong kong phone book

    Yo mama so fat, when she jogs, she leaves pot holes
  • Carol_Magee
    Carol_Magee Posts: 69 Member
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    Enough!!!
  • bennysammysofie
    bennysammysofie Posts: 331
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    Yo momma so fat when she weighed herself the batteries died.
    Yo momma so fat she has to use the Richter scale to weigh in.
    Yo momma so fat when she went to weigh herself the scale grew legs and ran away.
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
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    Enough!!!

    sorry mom




















    Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
  • sstan03
    sstan03 Posts: 102
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    marking so i can read later....:drinker:
  • EddieHaskell97
    EddieHaskell97 Posts: 2,227 Member
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    Yo momma so fat, when she bungee jumps she go straight to Hell!
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
  • latenitelucy
    latenitelucy Posts: 1,314 Member
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    Yo mama's got a glass eye with a fish in it.
    Yo mama's got a peg leg with a kick stand.
    Yo mama's got an afro with a chin strap.

    Haha! I forgot about that song
  • gzus7freek
    gzus7freek Posts: 494 Member
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    Yo Momma so fat, the only letters she knows in the alphabet are K.F.C

    Yo Momma so stupid, she locked herself out of her motorcycle.

    Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.

    Yo Momma so dumb, she tried to return a doughnut that had a hole in it.
  • goalss4nika
    goalss4nika Posts: 529 Member
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    ROFLMBO! Luv these! Keep 'em coming.



    :laugh: :laugh:
  • gramacanada
    gramacanada Posts: 557 Member
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    Laughing. Crying. Bumping to keep. These are absolutely priceless!!!!!!!!!

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