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vtmoon

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I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

you're welcome

I think I would burn a lot of calories if I ate Nutella in that manner.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

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I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

you're welcome

I think I would burn a lot of calories if I ate Nutella in that manner.

I was holding my breath every time he bent down. I hope none of them did #2 first.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

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That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript.

" and what is the point of thong underwear?
The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
For what?
Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
Check out that girl.
She's so hot.
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
She's so sexy.
I've got to talk to her.
All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
Dude, dude.
What are those lines?
Oh, my god, never mind.

Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:

Happened to me at the gym two weeks ago. I was totally going to go over and give my best icebreaker line to this girl, and then she leaned forward on her elliptical, and I saw she had pantylines. Game over, I just walked right by. Hell No. I can't do that.

At first I was all like WHUUUUH?! Then I remembered we just got engaged yesterday. You're cool.

43932452

Rotflmao at this thread but I so understand it too. Oh my ..

Dreaaa

thank you so much for making my afternoon so enjoyable. :laugh:
Mom jeans should only be worn in the dark, at night, with sunglasses on.

GnosisGnosis

Moms aren't sexy anyway, don't trip. You have kids, you might as well go full blown.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

Moms aren't sexy anyway, don't trip. You have kids, you might as well go full blown.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

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I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

you're welcome

I think I would burn a lot of calories if I ate Nutella in that manner.

I was holding my breath every time he bent down. I hope none of them did #2 first.

You and I think way too much alike. I kept thinking that, or what if she had a smear, and he licked the wrong spot.

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

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That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript.

" and what is the point of thong underwear?
The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
For what?
Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
Check out that girl.
She's so hot.
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
She's so sexy.
I've got to talk to her.
All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
Dude, dude.
What are those lines?
Oh, my god, never mind.

Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:

Happened to me at the gym two weeks ago. I was totally going to go over and give my best icebreaker line to this girl, and then she leaned forward on her elliptical, and I saw she had pantylines. Game over, I just walked right by. Hell No. I can't do that.

At first I was all like WHUUUUH?! Then I remembered we just got engaged yesterday. You're cool.

Funny. I thought of your reaction when I posted that. (True Story) :flowerforyou:

SpeSHul_SnoflEHk

Moms aren't sexy anyway, don't trip. You have kids, you might as well go full blown.

You obviously haven't seen many of the moms on my FL. There are plenty of sexy MILFs there. Too bad I got engaged yesterday. I'd prove it to you.

tehboxingkitteh

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Moms aren't sexy anyway, don't trip. You have kids, you might as well go full blown.

You obviously haven't seen many of the moms on my FL. There are plenty of sexy MILFs there. Too bad I got engaged yesterday. I'd prove it to you.

When I get to my GW I'm going to be a MILF in mom jeans. Just because I can. I can't even begin to tell you how many times a man try to pick me up when I'm out with my kids.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

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Moms aren't sexy anyway, don't trip. You have kids, you might as well go full blown.

You obviously haven't seen many of the moms on my FL. There are plenty of sexy MILFs there. Too bad I got engaged yesterday. I'd prove it to you.

AglaeaC

I love the patchwork ones, such a fab scrap-buster project; the height of frugality.

CallMeCupcakeDammit

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That's funny, I was watching Whitney Cummings' stand-up the other day, and she was talking about how thongs were invented by a man. No woman was standing around thinking she'd like to find a way to get all of that fabric into her buttcrack. It's probably funnier to see her do it, but I found the transcript.

" and what is the point of thong underwear?
The point of thong underwear is so that we don't have panty lines.
For what?
Do you think in the history of time, any guy was ever standing around, like at a nightclub bar with his buddy, and was like--this is my buddy, by the way.
He was like, "hey, dude, dude.
Check out that girl.
She's so hot.
Oh, my god, she's so hot.
She's so sexy.
I've got to talk to her.
All right, I'm going to go talk to her.
I'll be right back.
Dude, dude.
What are those lines?
Oh, my god, never mind.

Also, I do not own mom jeans. Thank you. Thank you very much. :drinker:

Happened to me at the gym two weeks ago. I was totally going to go over and give my best icebreaker line to this girl, and then she leaned forward on her elliptical, and I saw she had pantylines. Game over, I just walked right by. Hell No. I can't do that.

At first I was all like WHUUUUH?! Then I remembered we just got engaged yesterday. You're cool.

Funny. I thought of your reaction when I posted that. (True Story) :flowerforyou:

Hehe! Awwwwww.

Juliejustsaying

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I don't know what this has to do with mom jeans, but I'm hungry now. Thanks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vi8gY0XgToU

you're welcome

I think I would burn a lot of calories if I ate Nutella in that manner.

30 seconds of my life I'll never get back..

Juliejustsaying

Moms aren't sexy anyway, don't trip. You have kids, you might as well go full blown.

Dude...consider yourself lucky that this is all I'm doing..

btw, you're on the right, enjoy your alone time dbag.

CorvusCorax77

Moms aren't sexy anyway, don't trip. You have kids, you might as well go full blown.

No Angelina Jolie for you.

GnosisGnosis

Dude...consider yourself lucky that this is all I'm doing..

btw, you're on the right, enjoy your alone time dbag.

Oooof... I think she mad. Yup, she mad.

GnosisGnosis

No Angelina Jolie for you.

Jokes on you, I don't think Angelina Jolie is sexy. Cause, you know... She's a mom.