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Name one thing you can do
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leut_underpants wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »leut_underpants wrote: »
Please show us
First you have to convince her to come hide down here.
@CoffeeAndContour if you go hide there he will play piano for us0 -
I can do a perfect cartwheel while drunk.
I can't do the two finger whistle. What's the secret?0 -
What I can do: I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking
What I can't do:I don't know who I am.
I want you on my team when the shiit hits the fan.1 -
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What I can do: I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking
What I can't do:I don't know who I am.
How did I miss this? Great movie quote, Bourne!!! Wow!!!0 -
I can eat a banana really, really well. Like, I'm an expert.4
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I can be super lazy while being oddly productive. Recently uncovered this talent.3
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I can bend over without losing my breath.
I can't use my belly as a shelf to hold things anymore.1 -
invisiblewoman5 wrote: »I can watch Netflix.
Well now....
I can watch Netflix and eat potato chips at the same time.
Top That.2 -
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cant dance cause of my health when i recover will go latin danceing0
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Ok, so if the question is name something I can do since losing some weight, I can shower after working out and not continue to sweat. One thing I can’t do since losing weight? I can’t wear my old jeans without them falling down around my ankles. Other than that, I can’t part my hair anymore.1
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huntersvonnegut wrote: »Ok, so if the question is name something I can do since losing some weight, I can shower after working out and not continue to sweat. One thing I can’t do since losing weight? I can’t wear my old jeans without them falling down around my ankles. Other than that, I can’t part my hair anymore.
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I can out fish most men.0
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mybassfishingirl wrote: »I can out fish most men.
I read this as: fish out most men
and was beginning to ask: Out of Where?
btw, bass fishing.... have you ever used a hand grenade ? I imagine it would be quite efficient.0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »mybassfishingirl wrote: »I can out fish most men.
I read this as: fish out most men
and was beginning to ask: Out of Where?
btw, bass fishing.... have you ever used a hand grenade ? I imagine it would be quite efficient.
I been bass fishing 42 years now, at least 2x a week, I've out fished a lot of men, & can back up a boat trailer like a pro....lol0 -
I can open a bag of Doritos without small children hearing it. All mine!!!!
I can also nap better than most cats.1
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