Name one thing you can do

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    I can find the best hiding places.

    10/10, wood seek

    I can play piano.

    Please show us

    First you have to convince her to come hide down here.

    @CoffeeAndContour if you go hide there he will play piano for us
  • Bohemianfit89
    Bohemianfit89 Posts: 15 Member
    I can do a perfect cartwheel while drunk.
    I can't do the two finger whistle. What's the secret?
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What I can do: I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking


    What I can't do:I don't know who I am.


    I want you on my team when the shiit hits the fan.
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  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    LMNOP55 wrote: »
    What I can do: I come in here, and the first thing I'm doing is I'm catching the sightlines and looking for an exit. I can tell you the license plate numbers of all six cars outside. I can tell you that our waitress is left-handed and the guy sitting up at the counter weighs two hundred fifteen pounds and knows how to handle himself. I know the best place to look for a gun is the cab or the gray truck outside, and at this altitude, I can run flat out for a half mile before my hands start shaking


    What I can't do:I don't know who I am.


    How did I miss this? Great movie quote, Bourne!!! Wow!!!
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    I can eat a banana really, really well. Like, I'm an expert.
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  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    I can be super lazy while being oddly productive. Recently uncovered this talent.
  • Francl27
    Francl27 Posts: 26,371 Member
    I can bend over without losing my breath.
    I can't use my belly as a shelf to hold things anymore.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I can watch Netflix.

    Well now....

    I can watch Netflix and eat potato chips at the same time.

    Top That.
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  • johnw83
    johnw83 Posts: 6,219 Member
    cant dance cause of my health when i recover will go latin danceing
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  • huntersvonnegut
    huntersvonnegut Posts: 1,177 Member
    Ok, so if the question is name something I can do since losing some weight, I can shower after working out and not continue to sweat. One thing I can’t do since losing weight? I can’t wear my old jeans without them falling down around my ankles. Other than that, I can’t part my hair anymore.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Ok, so if the question is name something I can do since losing some weight, I can shower after working out and not continue to sweat. One thing I can’t do since losing weight? I can’t wear my old jeans without them falling down around my ankles. Other than that, I can’t part my hair anymore.

    Why cant you part your hair?
  • mybassfishingirl
    mybassfishingirl Posts: 195 Member
    I can out fish most men.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I can out fish most men.

    I read this as: fish out most men


    and was beginning to ask: Out of Where?


    btw, bass fishing.... have you ever used a hand grenade ? I imagine it would be quite efficient.
  • mybassfishingirl
    mybassfishingirl Posts: 195 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I can out fish most men.

    I read this as: fish out most men


    and was beginning to ask: Out of Where?


    btw, bass fishing.... have you ever used a hand grenade ? I imagine it would be quite efficient.

    I been bass fishing 42 years now, at least 2x a week, I've out fished a lot of men, & can back up a boat trailer like a pro....lol
  • VUA21
    VUA21 Posts: 2,072 Member
    I can open a bag of Doritos without small children hearing it. All mine!!!!

    I can also nap better than most cats.
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