Say it..... without really saying it.

TwitchyMagee

ermengarde22 wrote: »

i have been a fish on a hook before and it is always strange being out of the water while they look at you and decide whether to keep you or throw you back

Be a bird of prey instead

Tigg_er

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

ermengarde22 wrote: »

i have been a fish on a hook before and it is always strange being out of the water while they look at you and decide whether to keep you or throw you back

Be a bird of prey instead

Poor wabits

PlentyofProtein00

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

FeastRepeat wrote: »

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

PlentyofProtein00 wrote: »

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

FeastRepeat wrote: »

Pick your placebo.

How do you like those?

Tasty. I’m not sure they actually do anything but they do taste good.

You have to believe they do something, and then they will.

That sounds too much like faith.

I read somewhere that placebos work even if you know they are placebos. I think that’s so weird.

Probably cause you're still hoping "it works"

TwitchyMagee

Now she sends me videos of her husband preaching at Sunday service

Peachesnstuff

I'm thinking line two

LouisianaBaby1993

I don’t care if they write me up for my heater.🤷🏼‍♀️

Tigg_er

It could a bin

TwitchyMagee

My wife Juniper and I have been married now for 12 years.

TwitchyMagee

happy?

TwitchyMagee

Sleep deprivation!

honey_honey_12

I’ve been on that ride

honey_honey_12

It was quite beautiful

MelG7777

Redacted

Peachesnstuff

Any attention is attention amirite?

Positive or negative

MelG7777

Redacted

TwitchyMagee

She ain’t wrong

Mewpasaurus

What an absolutely non-functioning piece of crap you are.

ermengarde22

it’s the kind of night where getting in trouble might make me feel better

TwitchyMagee

And I think she’d be proud of me for not killing anyone

watch_out_for_that_tree

TwitchyMagee wrote: »

And I think she’d be proud of me for not killing anyone

What if someone like deserved it though?