Say it..... without really saying it.

firepants1

denny_mac wrote: »

I love how people affect a stupid, moronic tone when they're quoting their significant other.

It always makes me wonder "If that's how your S/O talks, why did you ever get together in the first place?"

Wait a minute. You can hear me type?

Mr_Healthy_Habits

SurfyReturnZ wrote: »

Urgh. Same old predictable *kitten*.

I'm sorry I can't help myself

Mr_Healthy_Habits

That.... Was *kitten* nasty, thanks a lot for just leaving it like that...

I could do the same, but somebody's got to take care of it, and there's no job I'm to good for, no matter what license I have...

The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones

That was really creepy

Keto_N_Iron

The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »

That was really creepy

I"m sorry I thought you would like it

Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings

The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »

That was really creepy

You loved it and you know it!

iMago

lstrat115 wrote: »

How can so many people be so naive? You must be a good story teller

That guy is tense.
Tension is a killer.
I used to be in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois. The baritone was this guy named Kip Diskin, big fat guy, I mean, like, orca fat. He was so stressed in the morning.

empresssue

You're borrowing trouble. We'll figure it out together.

RomaineCalm

DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

DawnOfTheDead_Lift wrote: »

RomaineCalm wrote: »

cee134 wrote: »

The_Devil_in_Miss_Jones wrote: »

Could you just forget about Romaine lettuce and have a cauliflower recall so people will stop messing around with my rice and mashed potatoes.

Romaine's to be seen.

@RomaineCalm

Lettuce all romaine calm, peas. We'll beet this recall together. Dill?

My self control has a leek, I can't squash this desire for salad. I want to turnip off.

Have you always bean so nuts for salad? When did this love sprout? I thought you may not carrot all about leafy greens.

I started out gingerly at first. I wanted to herb my enthusiasm. Since I went all in its been amaizing. It sounds corny, but I've leafed behind my old eating habits and salad is part and parsley for everyday leaven.

Olive this! I'm berry inspired! Why keep it vanilla when there are soy many choices to spice up your daily diet?


ETA: I meant to reply yesterday and got distracted by the THOT girl video. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

mustacheU2Lift

Your chewing makes me want to claw my eyeballs out

Keto_N_Iron

mustacheU2Lift wrote: »

Your chewing makes me want to claw my eyeballs out

I know someone like this.....

RunHardBeStrong

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

I Steve Martin.

cee134

tinkerhellraiser wrote: »

I was always amazed by how Toonces could find a cliff to drive over in every episode. Like, where does he live that has so many cliffs?

iMago

lstrat115 wrote: »

@caco_ethes @iMago @Caporegiem

slimgirljo15

I really hope you are ok.

Caporegiem

lstrat115 wrote: »

@caco_ethes @iMago @Caporegiem

You could at least dip them in good ice cream if you're going to try and insult me!

pudgy1977

Ugh...don't want to do this

RomaineCalm

Caporegiem wrote: »

lstrat115 wrote: »

@caco_ethes @iMago @Caporegiem

You could at least dip them in good ice cream if you're going to try and insult me!

Agreed. I tried Halo Top and I wasn't impressed.
A Frosty and Fries from Wendy's....now you're talking.

I feel like this should go in the It's Not Up for Debate thread...

Keto_N_Iron

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

I really hope you are ok.

most days I am... the rest though...