Say it..... without really saying it.

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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    the year is 2022, it’s “+06, mid year” according to the newly adopted universal global timekeeping system, so the weather is getting cooler.

    you’re on the beach again. with all the new inlets and peninsulas crowding the Old Space it’s hard to avoid. the sky is gray and there’s a red line at the horizon, leftover from the dust storms. on your radio chatter u heard They predicted a few years before the dirt cleared the air, unless Unusual Rains swept thru again like in late year 2021.
    its not so bad, kind of pretty landscape, so u sit to rest and take in the view.

    u see your worn boots silhouetted against the beach in front of u and think how u should share this moment with others, like in the Old Time when u had access to the digital landfill of images taken from other lives. u reflexively reach for the device in your pocket but pull out an old radio and remember how everything changed. u instead transmit your coordinates and report the area as Safe Passage, then pick up your pack and move on.

    One of my favorite things about dystopian stuff is how normal they make the new reality and how cohesive and unified it is. Like this doesn’t even mention all the holdouts to the newly adopted global timekeeping system. It was newly adopted, so it just IS.

    I have to admit, though.. dystopian literature made me completely unprepared for 2020 and all the people who would refuse to get on board with the new reality. If there is a newly adopted global timekeeping system and Old Space and Unusual Rains and Old Time and digital landfills, I suspect there will be billions of people that are sneaking around hocking big govt conspiracies with their old timey calendars and comedians will be making bits around Unusual Rains and no one will be enjoying a polluted sunset because they’ll be calling the cops to report militia on their “lawn” because the militia refuse to accept the newly adopted property lines in the Old Space

    point out your plot holes elsewhere!
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    the year is 2022, it’s “+06, mid year” according to the newly adopted universal global timekeeping system, so the weather is getting cooler.

    you’re on the beach again. with all the new inlets and peninsulas crowding the Old Space it’s hard to avoid. the sky is gray and there’s a red line at the horizon, leftover from the dust storms. on your radio chatter u heard They predicted a few years before the dirt cleared the air, unless Unusual Rains swept thru again like in late year 2021.
    its not so bad, kind of pretty landscape, so u sit to rest and take in the view.

    u see your worn boots silhouetted against the beach in front of u and think how u should share this moment with others, like in the Old Time when u had access to the digital landfill of images taken from other lives. u reflexively reach for the device in your pocket but pull out an old radio and remember how everything changed. u instead transmit your coordinates and report the area as Safe Passage, then pick up your pack and move on.

    One of my favorite things about dystopian stuff is how normal they make the new reality and how cohesive and unified it is. Like this doesn’t even mention all the holdouts to the newly adopted global timekeeping system. It was newly adopted, so it just IS.

    I have to admit, though.. dystopian literature made me completely unprepared for 2020 and all the people who would refuse to get on board with the new reality. If there is a newly adopted global timekeeping system and Old Space and Unusual Rains and Old Time and digital landfills, I suspect there will be billions of people that are sneaking around hocking big govt conspiracies with their old timey calendars and comedians will be making bits around Unusual Rains and no one will be enjoying a polluted sunset because they’ll be calling the cops to report militia on their “lawn” because the militia refuse to accept the newly adopted property lines in the Old Space

    point out your plot holes elsewhere!

    2020 is the plot hole :|
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    It was a dark and stormy night. Forever. The end.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    we'd be fools not to ride this strange torpedo all the way out to the end
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Oh well, I'm not everyone's cup of tea 😬
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Oh well, I'm not everyone's cup of tea 😬

    Can't be you, you're deeeeeelightful. And sarcastic af, which I adore. ;)
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Oh well, I'm not everyone's cup of tea 😬

    Can't be you, you're deeeeeelightful. And sarcastic af, which I adore. ;)

    😘
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    CacoEther wrote: »
    the year is 2022, it’s “+06, mid year” according to the newly adopted universal global timekeeping system, so the weather is getting cooler.

    you’re on the beach again. with all the new inlets and peninsulas crowding the Old Space it’s hard to avoid. the sky is gray and there’s a red line at the horizon, leftover from the dust storms. on your radio chatter u heard They predicted a few years before the dirt cleared the air, unless Unusual Rains swept thru again like in late year 2021.
    its not so bad, kind of pretty landscape, so u sit to rest and take in the view.

    u see your worn boots silhouetted against the beach in front of u and think how u should share this moment with others, like in the Old Time when u had access to the digital landfill of images taken from other lives. u reflexively reach for the device in your pocket but pull out an old radio and remember how everything changed. u instead transmit your coordinates and report the area as Safe Passage, then pick up your pack and move on.

    One of my favorite things about dystopian stuff is how normal they make the new reality and how cohesive and unified it is. Like this doesn’t even mention all the holdouts to the newly adopted global timekeeping system. It was newly adopted, so it just IS.

    I have to admit, though.. dystopian literature made me completely unprepared for 2020 and all the people who would refuse to get on board with the new reality. If there is a newly adopted global timekeeping system and Old Space and Unusual Rains and Old Time and digital landfills, I suspect there will be billions of people that are sneaking around hocking big govt conspiracies with their old timey calendars and comedians will be making bits around Unusual Rains and no one will be enjoying a polluted sunset because they’ll be calling the cops to report militia on their “lawn” because the militia refuse to accept the newly adopted property lines in the Old Space

    point out your plot holes elsewhere!

    2020 is the plot hole :|

    😂I enjoyed this read
  • Be aggressive
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Aw man why we gotta draw lines in the sand
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Aw man why we gotta draw lines in the sand

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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    I see why people don't like you; also reminded of why I don't care for you, either. :grimace:

    Dis def me 😣

    Sad face. Nope, not you. Well, at least not on my end. :)
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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    Aaaand, I'm probably the only one who finds him adorably cute, right? The rest of you are freaking out because it's a spider. :(
  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
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    Aaaand, I'm probably the only one who finds him adorably cute, right? The rest of you are freaking out because it's a spider. :(

    No, this is great. I am saddened that he did such a poor job covering himself.

  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    tmantwo wrote: »
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    Aaaand, I'm probably the only one who finds him adorably cute, right? The rest of you are freaking out because it's a spider. :(

    No, this is great. I am saddened that he did such a poor job covering himself.

    Yeah, he kinda botched it, didn't he? Poor thing. :lol:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
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    Aaaand, I'm probably the only one who finds him adorably cute, right? The rest of you are freaking out because it's a spider. :(

    I like spiders.. and so does @Versicolour
    I thought this was cool too I posted it before.
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  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    edited November 2020
    ^ yup it sure is. When you first posted it, it took a few repetitions before I saw the spider, but then it was even better.

    Edit... and not because I liked the “Take yer panties off” hat but because, well her. The hat was a bonus.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    tmantwo wrote: »
    ^ yup it sure is. When you first posted it, it took a few repetitions before I saw the spider, but then it was even better.

    Edit... and not because I liked the “Take yer panties off” hat but because, well her. The hat was a bonus.

    I don't think anyone else noticed the hat.. 😄
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    vhq8d2bkgtq8.gif

    Aaaand, I'm probably the only one who finds him adorably cute, right? The rest of you are freaking out because it's a spider. :(

    I like spiders.. and so does @Versicolour
    I thought this was cool too I posted it before.
    sidfe8amhn9a.gif

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  • tmantwo
    tmantwo Posts: 2,181 Member
    tmantwo wrote: »
    ^ yup it sure is. When you first posted it, it took a few repetitions before I saw the spider, but then it was even better.

    Edit... and not because I liked the “Take yer panties off” hat but because, well her. The hat was a bonus.

    I don't think anyone else noticed the hat.. 😄

    Common now, bewbs aren’t my only weakness. Commando cronies for the win 😏
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
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  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
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    Aaaand, I'm probably the only one who finds him adorably cute, right? The rest of you are freaking out because it's a spider. :(

    I like spiders.. and so does @Versicolour
    I thought this was cool too I posted it before.
    sidfe8amhn9a.gif

    Oh god How much would someone have to pay me to put a spider in my mouth?? 100K 50K maybe just 1000 but not less.
    I save spiders and don't mind them, just not that close.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Oh well, I'm not everyone's cup of tea 😬

    You might be my cup of tea. Cup size?

    We don't say cup size here in Canada...
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
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    Aaaand, I'm probably the only one who finds him adorably cute, right? The rest of you are freaking out because it's a spider. :(

    I like spiders.. and so does @Versicolour
    I thought this was cool too I posted it before.
    sidfe8amhn9a.gif

    Oh god How much would someone have to pay me to put a spider in my mouth?? 100K 50K maybe just 1000 but not less.
    I save spiders and don't mind them, just not that close.

    Admittedly, I love spiders, but.. I don't know if I could get use to having one anywhere near my mouth as they are covered in tiny hairs that they can flick (called urticating hairs). They irritate whatever they flick them at/on because they're a defense mechanism. Don't want that anywhere near my tongue. Having spiders on my head though; totally okay. We used to have a few arboreal tarantulas and that's where they liked to hang out. The taller you were, the more likely you were to be seen as a tree. :lol:
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    I need more pancakes 🤔
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    I need more pancakes 🤔

    😂 nah, having too many pancakes can make a person feel overwhelmed.

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