Say it..... without really saying it.
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Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »I need more pancakes 🤔
😂 nah, having too many pancakes can make a person feel overwhelmed.
not everyone
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happimess01 wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »I need more pancakes 🤔
😂 nah, having too many pancakes can make a person feel overwhelmed. not everyone
I just use any excuse to shove this gif in places.
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KosmosKitten wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »I need more pancakes 🤔
😂 nah, having too many pancakes can make a person feel overwhelmed. not everyone
I just use any excuse to shove this gif in places.
😍 *looks up pancake batter to wheat flour conversion chart*0 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »I need more pancakes 🤔
😂 nah, having too many pancakes can make a person feel overwhelmed. not everyone
I just use any excuse to shove this gif in places.
Ohhhh noooo!! No Dorito cheese dust on the white sheets, please. I mean pancakes and syrup in the tub is smart as it’s easy to clean but cheese dust on bedding is brutal. 😒0 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »happimess01 wrote: »Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »PaperDoll_ wrote: »I need more pancakes 🤔
😂 nah, having too many pancakes can make a person feel overwhelmed. not everyone
I just use any excuse to shove this gif in places.
Ohhhh noooo!! No Dorito cheese dust on the white sheets, please. I mean pancakes and syrup in the tub is smart as it’s easy to clean but cheese dust on bedding is brutal. 😒
Pretty sure cheese dust would be the last thing on my mind if someone this cute and quirky were sitting in my bed with no clothes on.
Thankfully, I refuse to have white sheets for this exact reason: Any and all stains show up and you can't really ever bleach them back out fully.2 -
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this3 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »I need more pancakes 🤔
That’s one of the last things you need missy.3 -
PaperDoll_ wrote: »I need more pancakes 🤔
That’s one of the last things you need missy.
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
I’m with you. Id ask myself “Self, I understand it’s not the norm, but would I rather there be no sh1t tickets and have to use our sock?”
I think the answer to myself would be “Self, you’re right, suck it up buttercup,”.3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh3 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
i mean i guess its kinda fancy it youre gonna have company over
normally i just keep the package of TP on the floor beside the toilet you know2 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too. 3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh3 -
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sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
Only a monster could behave this way2 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...2 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.2 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
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KosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.
yeah its really not complicated. you just fill up a water bottle with water. or get a pre filled one.
then you poke a hole in the cap with a knife or a heavy duty writing pen or a screwdriver or something and there you go- a squeezable portable bidet. perfect for on the go usage during the end times.3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆3 -
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
I too keep tissue in my-
Err nevermind2 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?3 -
KosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
remind me at some point in the next week to again post the instructions on how to make a bidet out of a water bottle
might be handy info with the upcoming supply chain interruptions and shortages again too tbh
Sounds like a weird camping invention.. which I know camping bidets exist.
yeah its really not complicated. you just fill up a water bottle with water. or get a pre filled one.
then you poke a hole in the cap with a knife or a heavy duty writing pen or a screwdriver or something and there you go- a squeezable portable bidet. perfect for on the go usage during the end times.
Ah, blessed Internet. Never stop teaching me weird things I may or may not need down the road. 1 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
I mean.. heh. Obviously i do, starting now4 -
sweet_ermengarde wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soapKosmosKitten wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
TRUTH.slimgirljo15 wrote: »KosmosKitten wrote: »sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
i dont get it whats wrong with this
So you’re ok with something getting stabbed in the guts and put on display like a tortured animal smh
I was gonna go more with "so you're okay with having little bits of paper stuck to your *kitten* that require you to dig around more with MORE toilet paper to get it out because you completely shredded the roll like a *kitten* cat?" but okay. Your query works, too.
Sounds like someone needs a refresher lesson on how to wipe with one ticket...
Pretty much every public womens room has either run out entirely and the only tp left is a frail lonely shred wafting in the breeze on the cardboard OR the tp dispenser is SO *kitten* JAMPACKED that all you’re able to get is a fingernail sized bit before it rips off. Women are experts at taking the tiniest bits and making them as fluffed up as possible.
The real problem, then, is when they run out of soap
Its the same the world over. Its the reason I keep a tissue in my bra .. ( habit from when the kids were little) its been a saviour on many occasions 😆
i carry a small pack of tp and soap in my purse, y’all dont do that?
Tissues, knife, flashlight and hand sanitizer (all pre-Covid, btw). Also, a nail kit. I hate when I break a nail and it's all jagged. Drives me nuts.3
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