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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Why are most guys dumb?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    They think with the wrong head
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    Do real men wear pink?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Do real men wear pink?

    Yes, all great things come in pink
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Do real men eat quiche?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    81Katz wrote: »
    Do real men wear pink?
    They wear whatever the *kitten* they want so sometimes I guess
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Do real men eat quiche?

    They eat whatever the *kitten* they want so sometimes I guess
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    I asked my expert, he thinks it's a wheel bearing, then brakes, then differential. We want you get it fixed before it turns into more, should only be about $400. We care.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Mari22na wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    I asked my expert, he thinks it's a wheel bearing, then brakes, then differential. We want you get it fixed before it turns into more, should only be about $400. We care.

    Well, thank you. I'll look into it because my chauffeur never did show up. :|
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.

    This is incorrect, the original observation was correct
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.

    Well put.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mari22na wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    I asked my expert, he thinks it's a wheel bearing, then brakes, then differential. We want you get it fixed before it turns into more, should only be about $400. We care.

    Well, thank you. I'll look into it because my chauffeur never did show up. :|

    Sorry running late, had to stop for tarps and duct tape.
  • MichelleWithMoxie
    MichelleWithMoxie Posts: 1,817 Member
    you do exist! :smiley:
  • resale3108
    resale3108 Posts: 293 Member
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Hi I am a real man.
    I love my mom.
    I work hard for my kids.
    I respect women.
    Ask me questions.

    Beer or wine? Or if both, when one but not the other?
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Mari22na wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    I asked my expert, he thinks it's a wheel bearing, then brakes, then differential. We want you get it fixed before it turns into more, should only be about $400. We care.

    Well, thank you. I'll look into it because my chauffeur never did show up. :|

    Sorry running late, had to stop for tarps and duct tape.

    Take your time.. no rush...
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    edited June 2018
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.

    Well put.

    Or in your case the intentions may be mis- perceived...
  • tbright1965
    tbright1965 Posts: 852 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    My car's making this noise.. it's kind of like a grinding sound. I'm not certain what part of the car it is coming from. Somewhere up front. It seems to only happen in the mornings. It's also much worse in the winter time. What is it? Can you fix it for me?

    Need more info. Does the noise increase in frequency as the vehicle increases in speed. Or does it do so with the speed of the engine? Does the vehicle make the noise when it is NOT in motion?

    How about during turns. Does the noise change in turns?
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    tbright1965 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    Not most guys, just the ones that you notice are dumb. Just like you don't notice all the drivers who drive well, you probably don't notice all the guys doing life well.

    You notice the dumb ones and then conclude all guys are dumb.

    Confirmation bias.

    Hmmm good points.
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.

    Well put.

    Or in your case the intentions may be mid-perceived...

    What does mid perceived mean?
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    tbright1965 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    Not most guys, just the ones that you notice are dumb. Just like you don't notice all the drivers who drive well, you probably don't notice all the guys doing life well.

    You notice the dumb ones and then conclude all guys are dumb.

    Confirmation bias.

    Man, I shoulda said this!
  • SpartanRunner1978
    SpartanRunner1978 Posts: 1,049 Member
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    mustacheU2Lift wrote: »
    SpartanRunner1978 wrote: »
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    This is a huge misconception...most guys are smart with dumb/selfish intentions.

    Well put.

    Or in your case the intentions may be mid-perceived...

    What does mid perceived mean?

    MIS - perceived...
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Why are most guys dumb?

    Women let them.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    resale3108 wrote: »
    CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
    Hi I am a real man.
    I love my mom.
    I work hard for my kids.
    I respect women.
    Ask me questions.

    Beer or wine? Or if both, when one but not the other?

    I like beer
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    Why though?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    itwentthere wrote: »
    Why though?

    Because reasons
    Bridge_marie wrote: »
    Is your name Pinocchio?

    Noooo
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    Will you come by my manny?
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    What is the manliest thing you have done?
  • itwentthere
    itwentthere Posts: 404 Member
    But when?
  • 2VORNT2V
    2VORNT2V Posts: 596 Member
    how much man can you give me?
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