How to make a grown man cry...

UndercoverAngel74
UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
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This morning, I informed my husband that I thought my boobs were shrinking. He looked at me with the most horrified expression, as if I had stabbed him in the heart. Of course, I had to laugh at the sheer terror written all of his face. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't understand the sacred relationship a man has with his wife's boobs. He said he just needed time to grieve, light a candle, eat a casserole, etc. At this point, I am laughing hysterically until he says "How would you feel if my penis was shrinking?"

I must admit I got a little teary-eyed. I now have a new understanding of the male perspective....

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  • emilyc_1987
    emilyc_1987 Posts: 62 Member
    hahaha, this made me laugh so hard!
    bless them!
  • iwannabeonthebeach
    iwannabeonthebeach Posts: 146 Member
    LOL are you married to my husband?? :laugh: My boobs are the same size while the rest of me is shrinking which makes them look bigger. You'd think all OH's birthdays had all arrived at once! :tongue:
  • mrs_mab
    mrs_mab Posts: 1,024 Member
    Hahahahaa! :laugh: He totally put it into perspective though!

    Mine is the same way. Every time I bring up that I want a reduction/lift he gets all defensive! :grumble:
  • MinnieInMaine
    MinnieInMaine Posts: 6,400 Member
    I almost made mine cry this morning too. I bought some of that precooked bacon to make a breakfast casserole so I had to tell him he was only allowed to eat half of the package. He was so sad! LOL!

    P.S. My DH is totally bummed that my boobs have shrunk too. I'm pretty unhappy about it myself and am seriously considering plastic surgery in the next year or two!
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    hahahaha, tell him he can buy you replacements. :wink: :laugh:
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
    hahahaha, tell him he can buy you replacements. :wink: :laugh:

    Yes, he is already researching plastic surgeons in our area!! :smile:
  • ACepero79
    ACepero79 Posts: 711 Member
    The relationship a man has with his wife's/girlfriend's breasts is beyond words. He can spot them in a lineup, he notices when they're slightly fuller every month, he knows when they're cold, he knows when they need a hug, he knows when they need a kiss on the cheek, he knows when they need to be held.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    The relationship a man has with his wife's/girlfriend's breasts is beyond words. He can spot them in a lineup, he notices when they're slightly fuller every month, he knows when they're cold, he knows when they need a hug, he knows when they need a kiss on the cheek, he knows when they need to be held.


    Awww! That's so sweet!
  • witmer1
    witmer1 Posts: 128 Member
    What does it matter if your boobs are a bit smaller when the rest of you is stunning?
  • cakemewithyou
    cakemewithyou Posts: 132 Member
    I am dying inside because I'm not allowed to laugh out loud right now...
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
    LOL are you married to my husband?? :laugh: My boobs are the same size while the rest of me is shrinking which makes them look bigger. You'd think all OH's birthdays had all arrived at once! :tongue:

    LUCKY LADY!! Wish I could say the same!!
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
    What does it matter if your boobs are a bit smaller when the rest of you is stunning?

    Awwww, how sweet! :blushing:
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
    The relationship a man has with his wife's/girlfriend's breasts is beyond words. He can spot them in a lineup, he notices when they're slightly fuller every month, he knows when they're cold, he knows when they need a hug, he knows when they need a kiss on the cheek, he knows when they need to be held.

    My hubby would say that truer words had never been spoken!
  • AshleyM71
    AshleyM71 Posts: 3,029 Member
    @Mrs Mills. Haaaa! So flippin' hysterical! You should be a blogger, if you aren't one already. I have a picture of your hubby sitting at a table. In the dark, with a little candle...grieving the loss of "his" rightful knockers.
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
    @Mrs Mills. Haaaa! So flippin' hysterical! You should be a blogger, if you aren't one already. I have a picture of your hubby sitting at a table. In the dark, with a little candle...grieving the loss of "his" rightful knockers.

    Funny, I had that same visual!
  • RedHotHunter
    RedHotHunter Posts: 560 Member
    Fantastic! I just LOL'd at my desk. I'd never thought of it from that perspective.
  • chancock6
    chancock6 Posts: 87
    When I lost 80 lbs, I went from a C cup to nearly an A cup. I'm not married, and my boyfriend didn't get to see the transformation, but it's still quite distressing. Having no boobs sucks!
  • megalin9
    megalin9 Posts: 771 Member
    LoL. I love this. So funny. My husband ACTS like he doesn't care, but I know he does. I am considering cosmetic surgery to return them to their former glory, and I'm positive he won't complain.
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
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    yep This guy LOVES his boobs
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
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    yep This guy LOVES his boobs

    That almost made me pee my pants!! Too funny!
  • RunningForeverMama
    RunningForeverMama Posts: 261 Member
    You are so much nicer and understanding than I am. I told my husband to stop telling me how small my boobs were getting and to just look at my backside if he doesn't like them. :laugh: Same analogy applies though, I'm sure he wouldn't want me to always make comments about his penis getting smaller. :grumble:
  • WhatAnAss
    WhatAnAss Posts: 1,598 Member
    You are so much nicer and understanding than I am. I told my husband to stop telling me how small my boobs were getting and to just look at my backside if he doesn't like them. :laugh: Same analogy applies though, I'm sure he wouldn't want me to always make comments about his penis getting smaller. :grumble:

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  • StarChanger
    StarChanger Posts: 605 Member
    The relationship a man has with his wife's/girlfriend's breasts is beyond words. He can spot them in a lineup, he notices when they're slightly fuller every month, he knows when they're cold, he knows when they need a hug, he knows when they need a kiss on the cheek, he knows when they need to be held.

    A keeper! :flowerforyou:
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
    I have never had boobs, never gained there, don't lose there. I am a B cup, even pregnant I never got to a C cup. However, my husband is terrified my butt will shrink. He keeps telling me I am disappearing.

    FYI, there is an advantage to not having boobs. Braless is rarely noticed. Also at age 47, my boobs are still where they belong, LOL.
  • Doodlewhopper
    Doodlewhopper Posts: 1,018 Member
    This morning, I informed my husband that I thought my boobs were shrinking. He looked at me with the most horrified expression, as if I had stabbed him in the heart. Of course, I had to laugh at the sheer terror written all of his face. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't understand the sacred relationship a man has with his wife's boobs. He said he just needed time to grieve, light a candle, eat a casserole, etc. At this point, I am laughing hysterically until he says "How would you feel if my penis was shrinking?"

    I must admit I got a little teary-eyed. I now have a new understanding of the male perspective....

    :sad: :sad: :sad:

    GAWD that is so damn funny. Eat a casserole!

    It's been a long held theory that if men had big boomers they would be so distracted that they couldnt drive.
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
    This morning, I informed my husband that I thought my boobs were shrinking. He looked at me with the most horrified expression, as if I had stabbed him in the heart. Of course, I had to laugh at the sheer terror written all of his face. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't understand the sacred relationship a man has with his wife's boobs. He said he just needed time to grieve, light a candle, eat a casserole, etc. At this point, I am laughing hysterically until he says "How would you feel if my penis was shrinking?"

    I must admit I got a little teary-eyed. I now have a new understanding of the male perspective....

    :sad: :sad: :sad:

    Your profile cracks me up!!!!

    GAWD that is so damn funny. Eat a casserole!

    It's been a long held theory that if men had big boomers they would be so distracted that they couldnt drive.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    You know he's right...if there was any girthage lost I would cry.

    I'd have to eat a casserole and light a candle too
  • UndercoverAngel74
    UndercoverAngel74 Posts: 185 Member
    No kidding--anything but that!!!!
  • misskerouac
    misskerouac Posts: 2,242 Member
    I have never had boobs, never gained there, don't lose there. I am a B cup, even pregnant I never got to a C cup. However, my husband is terrified my butt will shrink. He keeps telling me I am disappearing.

    FYI, there is an advantage to not having boobs. Braless is rarely noticed. Also at age 47, my boobs are still where they belong, LOL.

    Ditto.

    I'm an A cup and my husband love my boobies. He gets a bit sad when my bum gets a tad smaller, where as I would be happy if another 4 inches came off my hips/butt.
  • Fithealthyforlife
    Fithealthyforlife Posts: 866 Member
    This morning, I informed my husband that I thought my boobs were shrinking. He looked at me with the most horrified expression, as if I had stabbed him in the heart. Of course, I had to laugh at the sheer terror written all of his face. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't understand the sacred relationship a man has with his wife's boobs. He said he just needed time to grieve, light a candle, eat a casserole, etc. At this point, I am laughing hysterically until he says "How would you feel if my penis was shrinking?"

    I must admit I got a little teary-eyed. I now have a new understanding of the male perspective....

    :sad: :sad: :sad:


    So true! :smile:

    That said, judging by your pics, I don't feel you have anything to worry about in this respect. I'd say you're one of those women who can get away with it. :wink:

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