How to make a grown man cry...

UndercoverAngel74

This morning, I informed my husband that I thought my boobs were shrinking. He looked at me with the most horrified expression, as if I had stabbed him in the heart. Of course, I had to laugh at the sheer terror written all of his face. He proceeded to tell me that I didn't understand the sacred relationship a man has with his wife's boobs. He said he just needed time to grieve, light a candle, eat a casserole, etc. At this point, I am laughing hysterically until he says "How would you feel if my penis was shrinking?"

I must admit I got a little teary-eyed. I now have a new understanding of the male perspective....

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So true!

That said, judging by your pics, I don't feel you have anything to worry about in this respect. I'd say you're one of those women who can get away with it.

Awww thanks!!

raychulj

Well I was happy I married an *kitten* man. But that's shrinking too :sad:

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

Yikes, I never thought of it this way. I should NOT have that surgery making mine a bit smaller based on this perspective.

Luckily for me tho my husband hasn't explained it this way to me so too bad for him.

runner2runner

Ignore him! That always works!

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iwannabeonthebeach

The relationship a man has with his wife's/girlfriend's breasts is beyond words. He can spot them in a lineup, he notices when they're slightly fuller every month, he knows when they're cold, he knows when they need a hug, he knows when they need a kiss on the cheek, he knows when they need to be held.

That's so true! My OH often asks me how I ever get anything done all all when I have my "puppies" to play with!