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Worst date you've ever been on..

ButterIsGood

What's the worst date you've ever been on? Mine was about 4 years ago. This guy invited me out for lunch after class as a " thank you" lunch for tutoring him before an exam. I agreed to go. When we go there, his card got declined and I only had about 10 bucks on me but the total was around 17. So I cancelled my order and paid for his. The server came out with one plate for 2 people. It was awkward.

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TavistockToad

But why did you pay for his and not your own?

FitnessNinja0205

My worst date is with this girl i met on facebook, we when out to a restaurant for dinner and she order salad cause she was "dieting" and nothing else and i ordered steak with fries on the side , she had the guts to reach out to take some of my fries i was like " hey stick to your side of the table!" You the one who said you wanted to eat "healthy" and she was piss she walk out of the just like that 😅

ButterIsGood

TavistockToad wrote: »

But why did you pay for his and not your own?

Because he asked if I could pay for his. And I didn't wanna be rude.

ButterIsGood

FitnessNinja0205 wrote: »

My worst date is with this girl i met on facebook, we when out to a restaurant for dinner and she order salad cause she was "dieting" and nothing else and i ordered steak with fries on the side , she had the guts to reach out to take some of my fries i was like " hey stick to your side of the table!" You the one who said you wanted to eat "healthy" and she was piss she walk out of the just like that 😅

You gotta share the goddamn fries!

Sami488

ButterIsGood wrote: »

What's the worst date you've ever been on? Mine was about 4 years ago. This guy invited me out for lunch after class as a " thank you" lunch for tutoring him before an exam. I agreed to go. When we go there, his card got declined and I only had about 10 bucks on me but the total was around 17. So I cancelled my order and paid for his. The server came out with one plate for 2 people. It was awkward.

This is too funny though.

You should have told him you had the money for both meals, then only pay for yours, then walk out and leave him there with no money to pay for his. Haaaaa...hindsight, right?

TavistockToad

ButterIsGood wrote: »

TavistockToad wrote: »

But why did you pay for his and not your own?

Because he asked if I could pay for his. And I didn't wanna be rude.

:huh: riiiiiight

WJS_jeepster

The restaurant he had chosen (because he had a gift card for it) was closed due to a sewer leak. We had to go somewhere else, and he hadn't brought enough money so I had to pay (which was fine with me) but he got all butt-hurt that his macho "I will provide for the woman" side was thwarted. Then on the way back to the car, he stopped to pet a passing dog and it bit his hand hard enough to break the skin.

I'm not sure why but I ended up dating him for a good six months. It ended when he told me he was getting back together with his ex wife. I lost all respect for him at that point since he had told me a million stories of the awful things she had done.

New2ket0

My mother had a surprise birthday in a bar , there was a stag party and the best man was hot he was asking me on a date all night , as I went to leave he scooped me up and Wouldn’t let me down until I agreed to a date. I kissed him said ok.

He took me to a bar local to him bought me a drink and introduced me to all his friends and family, then turned his back on me and carried on talking to everyone else , I felt like an accessory so I left , went to stay at one of my brothers houses close by.
I woke up to my brother fighting with the guy on his doorstep early hours of the morning , he had hunted me down and was begging me to marry him he even had a ring. He got 2 years in prison and came looking for me again as soon as he was released telling my family he would kill me , if he couldn’t have me no one would.
I had to check into the police station every couple of hours until they picked him up . I changed my name and moved away.

beachgal0626

ButterIsGood wrote: »

FitnessNinja0205 wrote: »

My worst date is with this girl i met on facebook, we when out to a restaurant for dinner and she order salad cause she was "dieting" and nothing else and i ordered steak with fries on the side , she had the guts to reach out to take some of my fries i was like " hey stick to your side of the table!" You the one who said you wanted to eat "healthy" and she was piss she walk out of the just like that 😅

You gotta share the goddamn fries!

Oh, no, you don't!

@FitnessNinja0205, this reminds me of an old Friends episode (well, they are all old, now) -- and one of Joey's one-liners, "Joey doesn't share food!".

Caporegiem

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Breezybreeze7

Caporegiem wrote: »

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I remember this cream puffs story, lol

ButterIsGood

WJS_jeepster wrote: »

The restaurant he had chosen (because he had a gift card for it) was closed due to a sewer leak. We had to go somewhere else, and he hadn't brought enough money so I had to pay (which was fine with me) but he got all butt-hurt that his macho "I will provide for the woman" side was thwarted. Then on the way back to the car, he stopped to pet a passing dog and it bit his hand hard enough to break the skin.

I'm not sure why but I ended up dating him for a good six months. It ended when he told me he was getting back together with his ex wife. I lost all respect for him at that point since he had told me a million stories of the awful things she had done.

Sorry to hear that. It sounded like a rebound relationship.

ButterIsGood

New2ket0 wrote: »

My mother had a surprise birthday in a bar , there was a stag party and the best man was hot he was asking me on a date all night , as I went to leave he scooped me up and Wouldn’t let me down until I agreed to a date. I kissed him said ok.

He took me to a bar local to him bought me a drink and introduced me to all his friends and family, then turned his back on me and carried on talking to everyone else , I felt like an accessory so I left , went to stay at one of my brothers houses close by.
I woke up to my brother fighting with the guy on his doorstep early hours of the morning , he had hunted me down and was begging me to marry him he even had a ring. He got 2 years in prison and came looking for me again as soon as he was released telling my family he would kill me , if he couldn’t have me no one would.
I had to check into the police station every couple of hours until they picked him up . I changed my name and moved away.

Wow.. That's intense. What a weirdo.

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ButterIsGood

_Maid_of_Mischief_ wrote: »

I can't really think of a bad date, I've been taking myself out on dates for a while now, if I want someone to scream my name I just go to Starbucks. I did make myself drink too much Tequila once and woke up next to the toilet.

Haven't we all. 😀

gia_incognito

Went on a "date" a couple weeks ago. We had some food and drinks and saw a concert. Then went to "meet up with friends" who turned out to be all girl friends, some of which I'm pretty sure wished they were on a date with him. Kiiinda awkward.

AmberGlitterSparkles

Caporegiem wrote: »

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

I just burst out laughing! That’s freaking funny.

go_cubs

The worst date is when they expect you to go home with them

I really just wanted something to eat and have a conversation

Sami488

Caporegiem wrote: »

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Umm.... so I know this is the wrong thread for this but what is the cream puffs joke? If I may...

nooshi713

spanish_liza wrote: »

The worst date is when they expect you to go home with them

I really just wanted something to eat and have a conversation

Agreed.

ButterIsGood

Sami488 wrote: »

Caporegiem wrote: »

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Umm.... so I know this is the wrong thread for this but what is the cream puffs joke? If I may...

It's based on a thread I started last year. I was invited to a party and the host had literally put out 30 cream puffs and had invited over 40 people. After eating a few cream puffs, the host came up to me and basically took the tray away saying that I shouldn't eat too many cream puffs cuz other guests need to eat too.

FitnessNinja0205

ButterIsGood wrote: »

FitnessNinja0205 wrote: »

My worst date is with this girl i met on facebook, we when out to a restaurant for dinner and she order salad cause she was "dieting" and nothing else and i ordered steak with fries on the side , she had the guts to reach out to take some of my fries i was like " hey stick to your side of the table!" You the one who said you wanted to eat "healthy" and she was piss she walk out of the just like that 😅

You gotta share the goddamn fries!

As long as you dont say you are on a diet im cool with sharing 😛

Caporegiem

ButterIsGood wrote: »

Sami488 wrote: »

Caporegiem wrote: »

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Umm.... so I know this is the wrong thread for this but what is the cream puffs joke? If I may...

It's based on a thread I started last year. I was invited to a party and the host had literally put out 30 cream puffs and had invited over 40 people. After eating a few cream puffs, the host came up to me and basically took the tray away saying that I shouldn't eat too many cream puffs cuz other guests need to eat too.

I told you it might be best to grab a few of those tiny triangle sandwiches so they wouldn't notice how many creampuffs you were eating but you just wouldn't listen to me!

Sami488

ButterIsGood wrote: »

Sami488 wrote: »

Caporegiem wrote: »

This girl asked me to go with her to a friend's party. After we got there she ate all the damn creampuffs and got involved in an awkward confrontation with the party host. I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Umm.... so I know this is the wrong thread for this but what is the cream puffs joke? If I may...

It's based on a thread I started last year. I was invited to a party and the host had literally put out 30 cream puffs and had invited over 40 people. After eating a few cream puffs, the host came up to me and basically took the tray away saying that I shouldn't eat too many cream puffs cuz other guests need to eat too.

What?! I thought it was common knowledge with cream puffs to at least have double the amount of guests you will have. I mean who only makes 30 cream puffs for 40 people? No one can eat just one! And honestly they should just be happy their d*** cream puffs were being eaten and enjoyed!

amwbox

Worst date.... Well, about 8 years ago, before I got fat lol, I started a new job in a new town. Second day on the job a coworker starts laying it on pretty thick, dropping entirely non-subtle hints about this restaurant she wants to try, and how lonely she is, etc etc. So, like an idiot, I agree to go out with someone from work I'd exchanged maybe 100 words with in total. So later we get to the restaurant, and she seems pretty cool out of the workplace, but clearly really nervous, even for a first date, which was strange. She kept looking at her watch, over her shoulder, etc etc. She is, meanwhile, knocking back drinks one after another and is obviously going to wind up pretty wasted.

I'm starting to the get the idea that I really need to find a way to bail on this, rather than get tangled up with a one night stand with a coworker who obviously drinks too much and has some paranoia issues. So I excuse myself and head for the restroom to regroup, and let my logic and my hormones fight it out in my head for a couple minutes somewhere where I couldn't smell her perfume.

So I'm staring at myself in the mirror, trying to decide which little dude on my shoulders to listen to...and then I hear screaming and crashing out in the dining room. I'm like, OMGWTF, and head back out....and there she is, straddling some dude next to the overturned table, beating the living *kitten* out of him, while some other dude is leaning against the wall nearby with blood gushing out of his nose.

At this point, I'm a bit concerned.

So I stand there and watch those two eventually get wrestled out the front door, then the cops show up. Saw them both get arrested out front. Then the cops come in and starting taking statements. Turns out the guy she was attacking was her husband!, whom she'd lured there to see her at the table with me, presumably to make him jealous or punish him for cheating or something. I guess the guy with the bloody nose just happened to be walking back from the men's room ahead of me and got mistook for me...and so the unhinged husband attacked him. Totally decked the wrong guy, he had no idea wtf was going on. So I told the cops my side of the whole thing, and they laughed and sent me on my way, since I'm of course a model citizen.

I never saw her again, not even at work.

Anyways, worst date ever. Your welcome, internet.

New2ket0

amwbox wrote: »

Worst date.... Well, about 8 years ago, before I got fat lol, I started a new job in a new town. Second day on the job a coworker starts laying it on pretty thick, dropping entirely non-subtle hints about this restaurant she wants to try, and how lonely she is, etc etc. So, like an idiot, I agree to go out with someone from work I'd exchanged maybe 100 words with in total. So later we get to the restaurant, and she seems pretty cool out of the workplace, but clearly really nervous, even for a first date, which was strange. She kept looking at her watch, over her shoulder, etc etc. She is, meanwhile, knocking back drinks one after another and is obviously going to wind up pretty wasted.

I'm starting to the get the idea that I really need to find a way to bail on this, rather than get tangled up with a one night stand with a coworker who obviously drinks too much and has some paranoia issues. So I excuse myself and head for the restroom to regroup, and let my logic and my hormones fight it out in my head for a couple minutes somewhere where I couldn't smell her perfume.

So I'm staring at myself in the mirror, trying to decide which little dude on my shoulders to listen to...and then I hear screaming and crashing out in the dining room. I'm like, OMGWTF, and head back out....and there she is, straddling some dude next to the overturned table, beating the living *kitten* out of him, while some other dude is leaning against the wall nearby with blood gushing out of his nose.

At this point, I'm a bit concerned.

So I stand there and watch those two eventually get wrestled out the front door, then the cops show up. Saw them both get arrested out front. Then the cops come in and starting taking statements. Turns out the guy she was attacking was her husband!, whom she'd lured there to see her at the table with me, presumably to make him jealous or punish him for cheating or something. I guess the guy with the bloody nose just happened to be walking back from the men's room ahead of me and got mistook for me...and so the unhinged husband attacked him. Totally decked the wrong guy, he had no idea wtf was going on. So I told the cops my side of the whole thing, and they laughed and sent me on my way, since I'm of course a model citizen.

I never saw her again, not even at work.

Anyways, worst date ever. Your welcome, internet.

Aw god love yah what a psycho glad you got out unscathed though lol

AmberGlitterSparkles

So, I went on a date with this guy. We went to a bar had some drinks some appetizers. Talked and talked. It was a pretty decent date. We had a lot in common and I really liked him. He drove me home, and he said “I’ll call you tomorrow. Nearly a month goes by and I don’t hear a thing from him. One morning he randomly calls me and acts like nothing happened. I explain to him nicely that I didn’t think he was interested because he never called me and that’s cool, so I moved on. And he started flipping out on me. Crying hysterically telling me he loved me all of this. So I hung up on him. Thought that would be the end of it. Nope....he drove to my house, got in to my yard. Crying and screaming at the top of his lungs “WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME!” He refuses to leave, latched his arms around my ankles. Had to call the police, who were just flabbergasted that we only went on one date and he was that obessesive.

Breezybreeze7

Worst date was when I went on a first date with a dude and he tricked into letting him come to my place to use the bathroom. He made a move and immediately I fought back. Thank goodness for my brain finally working, the broom, and my sword training or else, I’d possibly had worse things done to me. It was scary, I have to admit.

ythannah

amwbox wrote: »

Worst date.... Well, about 8 years ago, before I got fat lol, I started a new job in a new town. Second day on the job a coworker starts laying it on pretty thick, dropping entirely non-subtle hints about this restaurant she wants to try, and how lonely she is, etc etc. So, like an idiot, I agree to go out with someone from work I'd exchanged maybe 100 words with in total. So later we get to the restaurant, and she seems pretty cool out of the workplace, but clearly really nervous, even for a first date, which was strange. She kept looking at her watch, over her shoulder, etc etc. She is, meanwhile, knocking back drinks one after another and is obviously going to wind up pretty wasted.

I'm starting to the get the idea that I really need to find a way to bail on this, rather than get tangled up with a one night stand with a coworker who obviously drinks too much and has some paranoia issues. So I excuse myself and head for the restroom to regroup, and let my logic and my hormones fight it out in my head for a couple minutes somewhere where I couldn't smell her perfume.

So I'm staring at myself in the mirror, trying to decide which little dude on my shoulders to listen to...and then I hear screaming and crashing out in the dining room. I'm like, OMGWTF, and head back out....and there she is, straddling some dude next to the overturned table, beating the living *kitten* out of him, while some other dude is leaning against the wall nearby with blood gushing out of his nose.

At this point, I'm a bit concerned.

So I stand there and watch those two eventually get wrestled out the front door, then the cops show up. Saw them both get arrested out front. Then the cops come in and starting taking statements. Turns out the guy she was attacking was her husband!, whom she'd lured there to see her at the table with me, presumably to make him jealous or punish him for cheating or something. I guess the guy with the bloody nose just happened to be walking back from the men's room ahead of me and got mistook for me...and so the unhinged husband attacked him. Totally decked the wrong guy, he had no idea wtf was going on. So I told the cops my side of the whole thing, and they laughed and sent me on my way, since I'm of course a model citizen.

I never saw her again, not even at work.

Anyways, worst date ever. Your welcome, internet.

You win

FatBodiesRus

I went on a coffee date with this girl and she would not drop her phone I tried having a conversation but she was to focus on her phone, technology... story of my life lol