Vaseline in jiggly bits

Does Vaseline help burn or destroy the fupa or unflattering parts of the abdomen or is it just wishful thinking would Nivea firming lotion be better
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  • YvetteK2015
    YvetteK2015 Posts: 654 Member
    Neither.
  • L1zardQueen
    L1zardQueen Posts: 8,753 Member
    Wishful thinking.
  • whitpauly
    whitpauly Posts: 1,483 Member
    That would be sooooo messy!
  • scorcher117
    scorcher117 Posts: 9 Member
    lolwut? Look into autophagy.
  • apullum
    apullum Posts: 4,838 Member
    There is no product that will get rid of or "firm up" any body part. Don't waste your money or your vaseline. If it was that easy, we'd all walk around covered in vaseline...which would be an entirely different discussion ;)

    Weight loss will reduce body fat, though you can't control where the body burns that fat from. Strength training will help build muscle in specific parts of the body.
  • Bobthedog3232
    Bobthedog3232 Posts: 54 Member
    Fupa fat upper pelvis area or pubic area
  • Bobthedog3232
    Bobthedog3232 Posts: 54 Member
    Did "someone" get caught having an...erm..."personal" moment with some Vaseline and now needs an excuse for what they were doing :D
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    No

  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,487 Member
    FUPA, fatty upper pubic area.
    Men and women have this area.

    It is the area above the pubic bone but below the lower abdomen.

    I think @Bobthedog3232 is actually referring to the lower abdomen.

    Cheers, h.
  • LaDispute57
    LaDispute57 Posts: 371 Member
    COGypsy wrote: »
    Do girls have them? Would I get fired if I put vaseline on my fupa at work?
    Lol... yes and yes.
  • toxikon
    toxikon Posts: 2,383 Member
    Vaseline is just a barrier substance (occlusive). It's pretty neutral in any effect it has on the skin, aside from trapping moisture on the skin. I like using it on cuts and scrapes to promote moist healing (keeps the area moist and keeps germs out). I have an allergic reaction to Polysporin, so I use Vaseline instead and use soap to keep the area clean.

    Your skin's properties and fat distribution are pretty much determined by genetics and age. If you're young and have great genetics, your skin may bounce back great from significant weight loss. If you're older and haven't been blessed in the genetic department, you may always have a sagging belly - and the only option to lessen it may be surgical.

    Instead of wasting money on topical treatments that don't do anything, put some money aside for surgery when you reach your goal weight (if that's what you want).
  • 100_PROOF_
    100_PROOF_ Posts: 1,168 Member
    COGypsy wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what a fupa is. Do girls have them? Would I get fired if I put vaseline on my fupa at work?

    I think you should do this at work and then report back as to what happens. Maybe take a video.
  • ruqayyahsmum
    ruqayyahsmum Posts: 1,514 Member
    edited July 2018
    COGypsy wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what a fupa is. Do girls have them? Would I get fired if I put vaseline on my fupa at work?

    I always thought a fupa was a vagina.
    Not sure where you work but it would certainly be frowned upon where I work
  • COGypsy
    COGypsy Posts: 1,336 Member
    100_PROOF_ wrote: »
    COGypsy wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what a fupa is. Do girls have them? Would I get fired if I put vaseline on my fupa at work?

    I think you should do this at work and then report back as to what happens. Maybe take a video.

    I'm not sure I have the soundtrack for that video handy. ;)
  • kshama2001
    kshama2001 Posts: 28,052 Member
    COGypsy wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what a fupa is. Do girls have them? Would I get fired if I put vaseline on my fupa at work?

    I always thought a fupa was a vagina.
    Not sure where you work but it would certainly be frowned upon where I work

    The P can stand for a word that is synonymous with vagina. Fat Upper P Area.
  • workinonit1956
    workinonit1956 Posts: 1,043 Member
    100_PROOF_ wrote: »
    COGypsy wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what a fupa is. Do girls have them? Would I get fired if I put vaseline on my fupa at work?

    I think you should do this at work and then report back as to what happens. Maybe take a video.
    lol!! Best thing I’ve read all day :)
  • MelanieCN77
    MelanieCN77 Posts: 4,047 Member
    There are some lotions that supposedly can create temporary smoothness in cellulite, something about caffeine content, they work by bloating an area to create the appearance of solving the issue.
  • apullum
    apullum Posts: 4,838 Member
    Wait, are we talking about putting Vaseline in your pubic hair? I thought we were just talking about the lower abdomen, which seemed kinda odd, but...
  • kcs76
    kcs76 Posts: 244 Member
    I guess I'm googling fupa, I've no idea what this is
  • collectingblues
    collectingblues Posts: 2,541 Member
    kshama2001 wrote: »
    COGypsy wrote: »
    I'm not even sure what a fupa is. Do girls have them? Would I get fired if I put vaseline on my fupa at work?

    I always thought a fupa was a vagina.
    Not sure where you work but it would certainly be frowned upon where I work

    The P can stand for a word that is synonymous with vagina. Fat Upper P Area.

    That's what I always thought it stood for. And that's why I have been SO CONFUSED when the OP keeps asking about it. Because the OP identifies as male in his profile, and um...

    At this point, I'm not entirely convinced that he's not a troll.
  • kcs76
    kcs76 Posts: 244 Member
    @nutmegoreo I agree. Hmmm...that's a new thread idea. What's the worst thing you've googled. Yikes.
  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    Does Vaseline help burn or destroy the fupa or unflattering parts of the abdomen or is it just wishful thinking would Nivea firming lotion be better

    I don't see how vaseline would burn or destroy your skin, fat or muscle unless you manage to set it on fire.
    Nivea firming lotion claims to firm and smooth the surface of your skin. It does not claim to alter what is underneath the skin.
    You can clean up your diet, limit your calories, exercise to develop muscle in your lower abdomen and lose weight all over, but you can't directly target a fatty pubic area for fat loss. The good news is, when you eat fewer calories than you burn, your body mobilizes fat stores for energy from all over you body. Eventually, your pubic region will slim down with this strategy, along with other fat stores in your body.
    from https://www.livestrong.com/article/223602-lose-weight-pubic-area/

    If weight loss doesn't help, you probably need surgery not a lotion.