Whose got a BIG BUT

I'd go to the gym BUT.... "I just don't have time."


I've heard myself say this many times. Guess what? My gym is open all night. Not an excuse. What's your BIG BUT???
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  • new_beth_2013
    new_beth_2013 Posts: 109 Member
    I would throw that junk food away BUT...I dont want to waste it.

    ^^^exactly why I stopped purchasing it!
  • I would throw that junk food away BUT...I dont want to waste it.

    ^^^exactly why I stopped purchasing it!
    Yeah, I've done that too.
  • ThatSoundsHard
    ThatSoundsHard Posts: 475 Member
    I wouldn't eat those cookies BUT I want to.

    Am I doing it right?
  • OllyReeves
    OllyReeves Posts: 579 Member
    Oh this isn't relevant to me. I just have a huge bum.
  • I wouldn't eat those cookies BUT I want to.

    Am I doing it right?
    Sure, that qualifies. Who doesn't love cookies?
  • "I want to eat right BUT my spouse/kids/friends/co-workers don't."

    Doesn't really apply to me but I see this one all the time. The food you put in your mouth is not tied to someone else. Period.
  • mominstands
    mominstands Posts: 83 Member
    I'm only going to have one adult beverage tonight, BUT I'll have another.

    Never fails!
  • I should get my butt in gear and exercise...BUT I am too darn tired...:embarassed:
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    Oh this isn't relevant to me. I just have a huge bum.

    I wouldn't say mine is huge but it definitely has a presence
  • dualcollision
    dualcollision Posts: 87 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
    I would go running but it's hot outside (it really is though, about 101 most days)

    for those who said they would throw out food but they don't want to waste it, that was one for me too, and then I read a book where it talked about how food going into a body that does not need it is also wasted technically, because the definition of waste is "to use carelessly or without true purpose"-- after I looked at it this way, I got over it and threw the junk out, my body is worth throwing out a $5 pack of cookies!
  • new_beth_2013
    new_beth_2013 Posts: 109 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!

    Love this. :laugh:
  • I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!
    I love it!
  • Oh this isn't relevant to me. I just have a huge bum.

    Ha! Me too! :grumble:
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
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  • Katdyluv
    Katdyluv Posts: 14 Member
    Ohhhhhh BUT. I thought you meant BUTT! LOL, I've got plenty of both! :)
  • Chadomaniac
    Chadomaniac Posts: 1,785 Member
    IN4 the BU(TT)S!
  • onedayatatime12
    onedayatatime12 Posts: 577 Member
    Oh this isn't relevant to me. I just have a huge bum.

    I wouldn't say mine is huge but it definitely has a presence

    That's what I thought this post was about (with the sp. error?) Haha. So yup mine has a presence, sadly. Though not that much.
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    I have a big butt.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I have a big butt.

    :drinker: :smooched: :love:
  • senyosmom
    senyosmom Posts: 613 Member
    Oh this isn't relevant to me. I just have a huge bum.

    ^ Me too!!
  • I would go for for a walk BUT I have to take the kids to softball/basketball etc. Which by the way are all by tracks or places to walk.

    and I have a huge butt...
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  • Angie80281
    Angie80281 Posts: 444 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!

    You win this thread, and my :heart: .
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!

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  • Angie80281
    Angie80281 Posts: 444 Member
    I should get up and exercise before work BUT... I need that extra 9 minutes of sleep... and 9 more after that.

    I'm going to stop eating all this junk food BUT... I'm going to finish up the stuff I already bought.

    I could just be happy that I've reached my goal weight and look better than ever BUT... I'm working towards fabulous so my ex can see just what he gave up when we go to our divorce hearing.
  • vinylscratch
    vinylscratch Posts: 218 Member
    I'd go kayaking BUT the Charles is currently full of what I assume to be brain-eating blue bacteria.

    That's actually kind of valid. BUT not a good BUT to not get my BUTT outside and walk!
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    I have a big butt.

    Proof please.
  • stealthSLOTH
    stealthSLOTH Posts: 695 Member
    Anyone remember this scene from Pee Wee's Big Adventure? He and Simone are having a serious conversation inside the T-rex?

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    Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but...

    Pee-wee: But what? Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about *your* big "But".
  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    I would go ask that pretty girl out BUT I don't know how she will respond.