Whose got a BIG BUT

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  • AIZZO4
    AIZZO4 Posts: 404 Member
    I have to admit I was thinking this thread about big....well you know. Kind of disappointed. :laugh:
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
    I could just be happy that I've reached my goal weight and look better than ever BUT... I'm working towards fabulous so my ex can see just what he gave up when we go to our divorce hearing.
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    You GO girl!
  • sharonfoustmills
    sharonfoustmills Posts: 519 Member
    I would go ask that pretty girl out BUT I don't know how she will respond.

    Ask, the worst thing she can do is say no! If she says no, it's not you, it's her.... she might have a boyfriend, she might be gay, she might not like to go out, she might be a homebody who never does anything, she might be leaving town..... whatever, if you want to ask her, just ask her.
  • lisabinco
    lisabinco Posts: 1,016 Member
    I should get my butt in gear and exercise...BUT I am too darn tired...:embarassed:
    Sadly, this is me every time ... still searching for motivation to get to the gym on a regular basis. Apparently paying for it every month isn't motivation enough.
  • Jchambers1130
    Jchambers1130 Posts: 173 Member
    I'm only going to have one adult beverage tonight, BUT I'll have another.

    Never fails!

    Haha or 10
  • bmskid
    bmskid Posts: 153 Member
    Oh this isn't relevant to me. I just have a huge bum.

    yep, me too. completely disproportionate.
  • Randyamc
    Randyamc Posts: 365 Member
    Anyone remember this scene from Pee Wee's Big Adventure? He and Simone are having a serious conversation inside the T-rex?

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    Simone: I know you're right, Pee-wee, but...

    Pee-wee: But what? Everyone I know has a big "But...? C'mon, Simone, let's talk about *your* big "But".

    Hahaha Yes!!!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
    I do. I have a hyoooooooooge BUT.

    I wanted to workout more this summer BUT I gave priority to my kid's summer vacay, so all my workouts revolved around the entertaining of him at the pool, theme parks, hikes and etc.

    Soon though it's back to weights, treadmills and serious stuff.
  • kckBxer396
    kckBxer396 Posts: 460 Member
    I would do this workout video,BUT my neighbor is home downstairs.

    I would quit eating so much bread/sweets/junk, BUT my s.o. keeps buying it.

    I want go for a run,BUT I'm really out of shape/ it's too hot/ it's drizzling rain/ it's too late in the day/ it's too early of the morning.

    I try to make healthier food purchases,BUT the stuff I shouldn't eat is cheaper.

    ...all of these buts are the reason I still have a big butt! :laugh:
  • Amanda_Tate28
    Amanda_Tate28 Posts: 168 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!
    Love it!!
  • Amanda_Tate28
    Amanda_Tate28 Posts: 168 Member
    I shouldn't eat that "BUT"...it does look tasty
  • NoeHead
    NoeHead Posts: 516 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!

    i was actually singing this instead of reading this...nice!
  • kjg1965297
    kjg1965297 Posts: 121
    My wife says I have no butt
  • Cinloykko
    Cinloykko Posts: 117 Member
    I want to work out BUT... I am too tired, have too much hw, am too stressed out
    I want to eat healthy BUT... It's too expensive, it's not convenient, I don't have time to cook

    These are the two that I struggle with the most on a daily basis... School plus campus food isn't a good combo - hence the famous freshman 15, or in my case = the college 50+

    Also, I have a big butt and I love it :-) lol
  • AmandaAnne307
    AmandaAnne307 Posts: 113 Member
    Oh this isn't relevant to me. I just have a huge bum.

    I actually came in here because my BUTT is HUGE also - and any amount of weight loss isn't gonna change that!

    :tongue:
  • hproskie
    hproskie Posts: 17 Member
    I wasn't planning on having wine with dinner tonight BUT dear hubby has already opened the bottle!
  • cortney_weiss
    cortney_weiss Posts: 57 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!

    LOL LOVE IT!
  • missbp
    missbp Posts: 601 Member
    I was all set to respond . . . . Me. I have some junk in the trunk.

    But . . . clearly this is not the but, to which you were referring.

    So, I guess my but, would have to be, I know peanut butter has way to much fat, sugar etc, BUT, I love it. So I am going to eat it once in a while anyway.

    MB
  • marilynx
    marilynx Posts: 128 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!

    FTW
    Can he PLEASE receive some sort of win award on this site? Like seriously, this win is ingenious.

    And I also just have a big butt. I'm not trippin' though. It can stay.
  • bubblygoldfish
    bubblygoldfish Posts: 215 Member
    Lol. What a mis-representitive title! I thought this was for folks with large butts who don't give a s***! Which is me, definatley. :laugh:
  • oxlisaxo91
    oxlisaxo91 Posts: 67 Member
    At first I wanted to avoid this thread because alas I don't have a big butt, but as I scrolled down the forum page I just had to know what all the big butts were saying and was curious to why OP had spelt butt wrong!

    But now I understand and feel slightly jipped, but also feeling a bit better that it's not about big butts which I could not attribute to!

    My worst BUT is

    I don't have to eat that offer of lollies/cake/chips, BUT I'd feel rude for turning it down.
  • BonnieandClyde29
    BonnieandClyde29 Posts: 1,026 Member
    I'm trying to eat better BUT one horrendous cheat day won't hurt lol
  • Wilhellmina
    Wilhellmina Posts: 757 Member
    None.... the only thing I got is a big butt, big enough to kick it myself when needed :wink:
  • Michielynn222
    Michielynn222 Posts: 81 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!


    This just made my day :3
  • beckieboomoo
    beckieboomoo Posts: 590 Member
    First came on thread to say i have a huge butt but its not that type off butt :(
    my first big but i would go out jogging but everyone would see my bouncing fat
    i would keep in my calories but its such and suchs birthday
    i would do exercise but am to tired i will just do more tomorrow
  • dualcollision
    dualcollision Posts: 87 Member
    Wow. This post went farther than I thought! haha
  • smiley245
    smiley245 Posts: 420 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!

    I :heart: this!
  • Valarama
    Valarama Posts: 22
    My huge *kitten* dragged me here. It thought it would be among friends :c

    I would start jogging today BUT i already had that lime-a-rita and alcohol and jogging don't mix.

    (^said this to my mom yesterday and she was just like "you're 19! how did you even get that?!")
  • nashai01
    nashai01 Posts: 536 Member
    I would eat healthier foods but I'm such a picky eater.
  • USMCnetty90
    USMCnetty90 Posts: 277 Member
    I hate big "BUTS" and I cannot lie!
    You other MFPer's can't deny,
    When newbie walks in with a few pounds on their waste
    and make excuses in your face!
    You get high-strung! Wanna pull up tough!
    Cause you notice that "But" was scuffed!


    Bonus lyric: I anaconda Don't want none unless you do Squats hun!


    LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!!!

    I have a ghetto booty.... and I own it! :)

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