Most people are shocked when they find out...

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  • justanotherloser007
    justanotherloser007 Posts: 578 Member
    My mother is a schizophrenic, and my family abandoned me when I was 16yo. Fact: these shocking things are related. I have been married 23 years, and my husband has never met my Father. What is shocking about that? Evidently I am very "down to earth". Cuz hey, I know you all have families!
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  • karsei01
    karsei01 Posts: 442 Member
    My wife is 13 years younger than me, and thus closer in age to my son (12 years difference)
  • mojo4717
    mojo4717 Posts: 256 Member
    I’m a granny
  • Gaygirl2120
    Gaygirl2120 Posts: 541 Member
    That I’m a lesbian & that I’m 37 years old (I still get carded to buy lottery tickets).
  • sugaraddict4321
    sugaraddict4321 Posts: 15,884 MFP Moderator
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    How many pairs of plaid pants I own.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    I hate mayo, mayo substitutes, and all dishes/sides/sandwiches that use mayo.
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    I eat no fruit, virtually no vegetables, and aside from BBQ sauce, I don't like condiments.
  • tinak33
    tinak33 Posts: 9,883 Member
    I don't like foot massages.
    Leave my feet alone.
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    tinak33 wrote: »
    I don't like foot massages.
    Leave my feet alone.

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  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
    I'm not big into back massages.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    that my real name is Kevin.

    @lstrat115
  • shaf238
    shaf238 Posts: 4,022 Member
    That I don't like nandos
  • Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings
    Bullet_with_Butterfly_Wings Posts: 5,545 Member
    shaf238 wrote: »
    That I don't like nandos

    If you are looking for authentic Portuguese cooking... I'm your girl! :) Bring Beer
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    I have never been drunk and never consumed more alcohol than a 1/3 of a beer once. I also have never done drugs.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    empresssue wrote: »
    I have never been drunk and never consumed more alcohol than a 1/3 of a beer once. I also have never done drugs.

    Caffeine is a drug. ;)
  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    I am more cold, distant, and heartless than most people think.
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  • jjpptt2
    jjpptt2 Posts: 5,650 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    jjpptt2 wrote: »
    I am more cold, distant, and heartless than most people think.

    I could tell

    You calling me a liar?
  • slessofme
    slessofme Posts: 7,740 Member
    I'm divorced. A few months ago someone at work asked me about my husband. I laughed and said that I don't have one of those. She was so confused. I've been divorced over 6 years and I've worked in this area of the company for 5.
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    People seem super surprised that I was once married (young and brief).
  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    that my real name is Kevin.

    @lstrat115

    Is that so she can update the restraining order?
  • KerrieA87
    KerrieA87 Posts: 167 Member
    I’m allergic to exercise (carry epi pens) also have allergic reactions to water. Great fun when I go swimming
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    KerrieA87 wrote: »
    I’m allergic to exercise (carry epi pens) also have allergic reactions to water. Great fun when I go swimming

    I had a coworker who was allergic to exercise, not anaphylactic but he got bad hives. For years he thought it was the family dog causing the reaction then it turned out to be a genuine allergy to exercise (didn't stop him).
  • KerrieA87
    KerrieA87 Posts: 167 Member
    ythannah wrote: »
    I had a coworker who was allergic to exercise, not anaphylactic but he got bad hives. For years he thought it was the family dog causing the reaction then it turned out to be a genuine allergy to exercise (didn't stop him).

    I’ve met one other person before with exercise induced asthma but no one else with my condition. Something as simple as a 5-10min warm up can trigger anaphylaxis, so somedays it’s worth risking others it isn’t and you just play it by ear.
  • elsie6hickman
    elsie6hickman Posts: 3,864 Member
    That I have fibromyalgia - most people just think I am lazy.
  • Tisha247
    Tisha247 Posts: 849 Member
    That I used to be obese
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