Worst First Dates
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Avocado_AS5 wrote: »MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.
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mustacheU2Lift wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »MasterBroshi wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »Too many to post about.
That one guy with no teeth that chain smoked the entire time and had me buy him a burger at the DAIRY Queen has to be up there though.
Was that a blind date? You had to have known he didn't have teeth beforehand hahahaha.
First online dating app date ever. I was sooo naive. When I was about 5 mins away from where we were supposed to meet, I called him for final directions. He then told me he had some dental "issues" and that most people were cool with it.
Apparently he wore false teeth usually, so his pics all had nice teeth. I guess a first date is not a special enough occasion to wear them to.
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I though that this was a brainstorming post when I first saw the title kncjskabdkaksbdjsjnd0
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Marriage ended in February. My first date afterwards was doing cocaine in the bathroom of the pub we were in watching the game and got us kicked out...I was so embarrassed.1
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I had a pretty bad one this weekend. We were supposed to meet for dinner, but because he didn't think ahead (he wears a uniform to work) he had to buy clothes to change into before he met up with me - so he didn't show up until 9:15pm. He apologized immediately, as he knew he screwed up by being over an hour late. But it only got worse.
When our meals came, he commented aloud in front of the waiter "There's like 5 shrimp here." He must've been able to tell from the look on my face, that it was embarrassing, because he then said, "Was that rude? I'm sorry".
After dinner he walked me home and kissed me good night. I thought maybe he was just a little rough around the edges and needed some work on his manners, but no - when I thanked him for dinner, he replied with, "Thanks for the boner".
You'd think I went on a date with an 18 year old, not a 30 year old veteran who works for the State Dept., owns a home and is studying to be a nurse.
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@dolcezza25 But he did thank you. So his manners weren't too terrible hahahaha0
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I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.0
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping0 -
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping0 -
SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
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I guess the worst 1st date is sitting at a place and the person never showing.1
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)0
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