Worst First Dates
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)
What time do you fall asleep?
Like 2 am. Back door is open0 -
CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)
What time do you fall asleep?
Like 2 am. Back door is open
This wasn’t an intentional pun, but I’ll allow it
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SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »
Boys will be more likely to respond if they’re awake booSnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »SnackherBarrell wrote: »CaptainFantastic01 wrote: »I went on a date a couple weeks ago where this girl just talked about her trainer and her gym and working out. For 3 hours.
That's better then mine. I butt tapped this cute boi and he didnt even know it
You gotta stop tapping butts when boys be sleeping
It's my vice
Now you tell me
I’d have told you before but I was sleeping
Damn you and your puzzles
You leave my 10,000 piece infinity war puzzle out of this, that was a good date
Noice
Come on over, i’ll Show you a good time;)
What time do you fall asleep?
Like 2 am. Back door is open
and lube on the night stand?
Worst dates lol no lube
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I had just got my new car and scheduled a date with a girl I had met online. The day of the date she texted me to tell me she forgot to tell me she didn't have a car or a license so I had to pick her up. Which was fine, I was feeling pretty good about being able to show off my car.
When I got there she told me she forgot to tell me she had a 2 year old daughter and her babysitter canceled so we had to put her car seat in the back and bring her with us.
THEN she gave her daughter a cup of goldfish and a sippy cup full of juice. Which she spilled all over my back seat!!
Then she told me that when I dropped her back off she wanted me to meet her parents already... so instead of the elaborate date I had planned I took her to the subway in the mall food court and then took her home and did not wait to meet her parents.
I had to use my dealerships one free car detailing service on the second day of having my car because of that darn kid.0 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »I had just got my new car and scheduled a date with a girl I had met online. The day of the date she texted me to tell me she forgot to tell me she didn't have a car or a license so I had to pick her up. Which was fine, I was feeling pretty good about being able to show off my car.
When I got there she told me she forgot to tell me she had a 2 year old daughter and her babysitter canceled so we had to put her car seat in the back and bring her with us.
THEN she gave her daughter a cup of goldfish and a sippy cup full of juice. Which she spilled all over my back seat!!
Then she told me that when I dropped her back off she wanted me to meet her parents already... so instead of the elaborate date I had planned I took her to the subway in the mall food court and then took her home and did not wait to meet her parents.
I had to use my dealerships one free car detailing service on the second day of having my car because of that darn kid.
Did she say anything about the choice of Subway at the food court??
I honestly don't remember, it was taking a lot of energy for me not to display how upset I was about my backseat being gross already.0 -
SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again....1 -
SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again....
I shouldn't laugh but also, why would you have white carpet?! That's just asking for vomit with texture.
They came with the apartment, it was a lesson learned though!1 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »I had just got my new car and scheduled a date with a girl I had met online. The day of the date she texted me to tell me she forgot to tell me she didn't have a car or a license so I had to pick her up. Which was fine, I was feeling pretty good about being able to show off my car.
When I got there she told me she forgot to tell me she had a 2 year old daughter and her babysitter canceled so we had to put her car seat in the back and bring her with us.
THEN she gave her daughter a cup of goldfish and a sippy cup full of juice. Which she spilled all over my back seat!!
Then she told me that when I dropped her back off she wanted me to meet her parents already... so instead of the elaborate date I had planned I took her to the subway in the mall food court and then took her home and did not wait to meet her parents.
I had to use my dealerships one free car detailing service on the second day of having my car because of that darn kid.
Did she say anything about the choice of Subway at the food court??
I honestly don't remember, it was taking a lot of energy for me not to display how upset I was about my backseat being gross already.
The parents were home but couldn't watch her kid?0 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »I had just got my new car and scheduled a date with a girl I had met online. The day of the date she texted me to tell me she forgot to tell me she didn't have a car or a license so I had to pick her up. Which was fine, I was feeling pretty good about being able to show off my car.
When I got there she told me she forgot to tell me she had a 2 year old daughter and her babysitter canceled so we had to put her car seat in the back and bring her with us.
THEN she gave her daughter a cup of goldfish and a sippy cup full of juice. Which she spilled all over my back seat!!
Then she told me that when I dropped her back off she wanted me to meet her parents already... so instead of the elaborate date I had planned I took her to the subway in the mall food court and then took her home and did not wait to meet her parents.
I had to use my dealerships one free car detailing service on the second day of having my car because of that darn kid.
Did she say anything about the choice of Subway at the food court??
I honestly don't remember, it was taking a lot of energy for me not to display how upset I was about my backseat being gross already.
The parents were home but couldn't watch her kid?
Nope, I actually think her mom was supposed to be the babysitter but canceled...0 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »I had just got my new car and scheduled a date with a girl I had met online. The day of the date she texted me to tell me she forgot to tell me she didn't have a car or a license so I had to pick her up. Which was fine, I was feeling pretty good about being able to show off my car.
When I got there she told me she forgot to tell me she had a 2 year old daughter and her babysitter canceled so we had to put her car seat in the back and bring her with us.
THEN she gave her daughter a cup of goldfish and a sippy cup full of juice. Which she spilled all over my back seat!!
Then she told me that when I dropped her back off she wanted me to meet her parents already... so instead of the elaborate date I had planned I took her to the subway in the mall food court and then took her home and did not wait to meet her parents.
I had to use my dealerships one free car detailing service on the second day of having my car because of that darn kid.
Did she say anything about the choice of Subway at the food court??
I honestly don't remember, it was taking a lot of energy for me not to display how upset I was about my backseat being gross already.
The parents were home but couldn't watch her kid?
Nope, I actually think her mom was supposed to be the babysitter but canceled...
Didnt want the goldfish and juice all over her house. 1 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again....
Given the number of dates resulting in extensive cleaning, have you started covering stuff in plastic?
Or at least Scotchguarding the hell out of it. 0 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again....
Given the number of dates resulting in extensive cleaning, have you started covering stuff in plastic? Or at least Scotchguarding the hell out of it.
Hahahahaha this made my morning!!
Sadly I just stopped dating.1 -
inherentst0rm wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again....
Given the number of dates resulting in extensive cleaning, have you started covering stuff in plastic? Or at least Scotchguarding the hell out of it.
Hahahahaha this made my morning!!
Sadly I just stopped dating.
Clearly you were dating the wrong women0 -
I have had a few bad ones, but nothing worth mentioning.0
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Versicolour wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »inherentst0rm wrote: »SurfyPantsAgainAgain wrote: »Taisho, Osaka Japan with an American man I met at a family member's wedding. I don't recall much about the wedding as I had just landed and was seriously jet lagged. We messaged and talked a lot post wedding and arranged to meet up at a Sake bar. Lord knows what I was thinking as I am not a fan of alcohol and am a bonafide lightweight. So, Bunta Yaki Yaki Sake bar in Taisho..he was quite nervous which made me nervous so to deal with the awkward vibe we both drank a lot of sake! And I ended up leaving a trail of vomit from the bar to the toilet in a failed attempt to make it to the bathroom. Sorry Japan
Oh no....I had a date vomit red wine all over my perfectly white carpets, I never saw that security deposit again....
Given the number of dates resulting in extensive cleaning, have you started covering stuff in plastic? Or at least Scotchguarding the hell out of it.
Hahahahaha this made my morning!!
Sadly I just stopped dating.
Clearly you were dating the wrong women
I know, the right ones never seem to pay much attention to me....Which is why I decided on focusing on who I was as a person, not who I wanted.2
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