Minimum Commitment Required to be Your MFP Friend
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Cutemesoon wrote: »*Must log in regularly
*Must include a message with the request (if possible, state where u found my profile. I've been getting requests from people I've never seen in forums.)
*Don't request me if ur just trying to get ur #'s up
*Interact with me at least once every 3-6 months
*Keep grammatical errors to a minimum
*Don't ask me to send you pics
*Don't be a jerk
*If I decide to flirt with you, realize that i'm just playing. Don't take it serious.
*Humour is always welcomed as long as it's not corny
I was with you right up until the whole 'jerk' requirement.0 -
empresssue wrote: »
I can't give away all the creepiness that I have to offer, but things like:
How do you feel about clowns?
Will you help me hide the body?
Do I have have to dress like a clown to help hide the body?????
So, two cannibals were eating a circus clown.
The one cannibal said to the other: "Does this taste funny?"
.... I'll be here all week.2 -
I like to be bribed so make a decent offering and you're in ..
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »I like to be bribed so make a decent offering and you're in ..
It would be a pleasure to bribe you!
( please note, 'bribe' is not my first verb of choice.)0 -
Motorsheen wrote: »slimgirljo15 wrote: »I like to be bribed so make a decent offering and you're in ..
It would be a pleasure to bribe you!
( please note, 'bribe' is not my first verb of choice.)
.. you're in.. 
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Hikes and fishes and beers1
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Enjoy long walks on the beach. The longer the better. I need that time while you’re gone to regroup0
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empresssue wrote: »
I can't give away all the creepiness that I have to offer, but things like:
How do you feel about clowns?
Will you help me hide the body?
Do I have have to dress like a clown to help hide the body?????
Actually, that's a great idea. Then they can't call it a hate crime
What time should I be there?
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Motorsheen wrote: »empresssue wrote: »
I can't give away all the creepiness that I have to offer, but things like:
How do you feel about clowns?
Will you help me hide the body?
Do I have have to dress like a clown to help hide the body?????
So, two cannibals were eating a circus clown.
The one cannibal said to the other: "Does this taste funny?"
.... I'll be here all week.
That's as bad as @cee134's dad jokes.
Yes, I giggled.1 -
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Motorsheen wrote: »empresssue wrote: »
I can't give away all the creepiness that I have to offer, but things like:
How do you feel about clowns?
Will you help me hide the body?
Do I have have to dress like a clown to help hide the body?????
So, two cannibals were eating a circus clown.
The one cannibal said to the other: "Does this taste funny?"
.... I'll be here all week.
Bahahahaha that's awesome0 -
jennacole12 wrote: »
Same.....although i never request nudes i oblige all requests.....lol5 -
nothing. some of my friends are friends on other sites and we interact there....but really nothing.0
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I only have a few things that I require from my MFP friends:
Don't be a total jackwagon
Don't be too thirsty
Don't be too crazy, unless it's the good kind that I like
Don't expect me to like / comment and encourage you. I'm not very good at that.
DO include a message with your FR, if you decide to send one. If I've never heard of you I probably will not accept unless you have a compelling message.
I really don't care much if we're friends here or not. Most of my interactions on MFP are in the forums, so if you're not my friend... You really are not missing out on anything.
I'm not overselling it, am I?
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I’m deleting you1 -
Every single one of my MFP friends adheres to a strict code of conduct as follows:
1. Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
2. PMs are strictly for explicit sexual conversation.
3. Sow dissent in the ranks.
4. Eat kosher salamis.
J. Blackout drunk or food coma twice a week, preferably during work hours.
11. No, *kitten * you, *kitten* *kitten*.
Eleventy-Seven. Be familiar with a speculum.
W. Sing like no one is listening.
9. Yes to boobs.
C. There will be motorboating.
22. Know how the *kitten* to wipe.
23. Sometimes, you have to resort to organ harvesting.
L. Bob's your uncle.
7. This is SO important.
It's not a lot. But if you cannot even do the bare minimum that I have listed here? You're not getting in. Don't even try.6 -
caco_ethes wrote: »I only have a few things that I require from my MFP friends:
Don't be a total jackwagon
Don't be too thirsty
Don't be too crazy, unless it's the good kind that I like
Don't expect me to like / comment and encourage you. I'm not very good at that.
DO include a message with your FR, if you decide to send one. If I've never heard of you I probably will not accept unless you have a compelling message.
I really don't care much if we're friends here or not. Most of my interactions on MFP are in the forums, so if you're not my friend... You really are not missing out on anything.
I'm not overselling it, am I?
....
I’m deleting you
Were we even friends???
I don’t remember0 -
Every single one of my MFP friends adheres to a strict code of conduct as follows:
1. Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
2. PMs are strictly for explicit sexual conversation.
3. Sow dissent in the ranks.
4. Eat kosher salamis.
J. Blackout drunk or food coma twice a week, preferably during work hours.
11. No, *kitten * you, *kitten* *kitten*.
Eleventy-Seven. Be familiar with a speculum.
W. Sing like no one is listening.
9. Yes to boobs.
C. There will be motorboating.
22. Know how the *kitten* to wipe.
23. Sometimes, you have to resort to organ harvesting.
L. Bob's your uncle.
7. This is SO important.
It's not a lot. But if you cannot even do the bare minimum that I have listed here? You're not getting in. Don't even try.
This numbering sequence got me like 😍3 -
This >>I prefer a small group of supportive friends with similar interest. I delete people who are collectors of friends, unsupportive, like users, inactive, make useless posts, seek cheerleaders, broadcast their chores and activities, excessive attention seekers, for whom support/friendship is here a one-way street etc.2
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Every single one of my MFP friends adheres to a strict code of conduct as follows:
1. Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
2. PMs are strictly for explicit sexual conversation.
3. Sow dissent in the ranks.
4. Eat kosher salamis.
J. Blackout drunk or food coma twice a week, preferably during work hours.
11. No, *kitten * you, *kitten* *kitten*.
Eleventy-Seven. Be familiar with a speculum.
W. Sing like no one is listening.
9. Yes to boobs.
C. There will be motorboating.
22. Know how the *kitten* to wipe.
23. Sometimes, you have to resort to organ harvesting.
L. Bob's your uncle.
7. This is SO important.
It's not a lot. But if you cannot even do the bare minimum that I have listed here? You're not getting in. Don't even try.
I can’t quit giggling at this.1 -
You understand why a rest day and eating a low carb Carl's jr hamburger, with fried zucchini leads to almost a 2 pound weight loss for me. But working my @$$ off and eating 1200 cals leads to nuthin. And then you explain that it's not always in/out. Then you explain to me that I'm not a robot, like all your other friends. 2
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i just really need someone who will listen to me tell them how i feel about everything involving myself, including the people i really don't like much, and i also need them to unfriend those people or else i'll feel insecure and jealous
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caco_ethes wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »I only have a few things that I require from my MFP friends:
Don't be a total jackwagon
Don't be too thirsty
Don't be too crazy, unless it's the good kind that I like
Don't expect me to like / comment and encourage you. I'm not very good at that.
DO include a message with your FR, if you decide to send one. If I've never heard of you I probably will not accept unless you have a compelling message.
I really don't care much if we're friends here or not. Most of my interactions on MFP are in the forums, so if you're not my friend... You really are not missing out on anything.
I'm not overselling it, am I?
....
I’m deleting you
Were we even friends???
I don’t remember
You can't even BELIEVE how many requests have flooded my profile since I posted my requirements!
Eleventy-Seven?2 -
Every single one of my MFP friends adheres to a strict code of conduct as follows:
1. Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
2. PMs are strictly for explicit sexual conversation.
3. Sow dissent in the ranks.
4. Eat kosher salamis.
J. Blackout drunk or food coma twice a week, preferably during work hours.
11. No, *kitten * you, *kitten* *kitten*.
Eleventy-Seven. Be familiar with a speculum.
W. Sing like no one is listening.
9. Yes to boobs.
C. There will be motorboating.
22. Know how the *kitten* to wipe.
23. Sometimes, you have to resort to organ harvesting.
L. Bob's your uncle.
7. This is SO important.
It's not a lot. But if you cannot even do the bare minimum that I have listed here? You're not getting in. Don't even try.
This is all true folks. I eat my kosher salami while drinking at work and motorboating my coworkers and taking their organs for his blackmarket, it kills 4 birds with one stone.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Every single one of my MFP friends adheres to a strict code of conduct as follows:
1. Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
2. PMs are strictly for explicit sexual conversation.
3. Sow dissent in the ranks.
4. Eat kosher salamis.
J. Blackout drunk or food coma twice a week, preferably during work hours.
11. No, *kitten * you, *kitten* *kitten*.
Eleventy-Seven. Be familiar with a speculum.
W. Sing like no one is listening.
9. Yes to boobs.
C. There will be motorboating.
22. Know how the *kitten* to wipe.
23. Sometimes, you have to resort to organ harvesting.
L. Bob's your uncle.
7. This is SO important.
It's not a lot. But if you cannot even do the bare minimum that I have listed here? You're not getting in. Don't even try.
This is all true folks. I eat my kosher salami while drinking at work and motorboating my coworkers and taking their organs for his blackmarket, it kills 4 birds with one stone.
You're down to only 4? Slacker. You used to be at G.0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Every single one of my MFP friends adheres to a strict code of conduct as follows:
1. Never apologize, it's a sign of weakness.
2. PMs are strictly for explicit sexual conversation.
3. Sow dissent in the ranks.
4. Eat kosher salamis.
J. Blackout drunk or food coma twice a week, preferably during work hours.
11. No, *kitten * you, *kitten* *kitten*.
Eleventy-Seven. Be familiar with a speculum.
W. Sing like no one is listening.
9. Yes to boobs.
C. There will be motorboating.
22. Know how the *kitten* to wipe.
23. Sometimes, you have to resort to organ harvesting.
L. Bob's your uncle.
7. This is SO important.
It's not a lot. But if you cannot even do the bare minimum that I have listed here? You're not getting in. Don't even try.
This is all true folks. I eat my kosher salami while drinking at work and motorboating my coworkers and taking their organs for his blackmarket, it kills 4 birds with one stone.
You're down to only 4? Slacker. You used to be at G.
Unfortunately work has been busy. I am trying to get back to that point.1 -
I'd like to amend my requirements to include
- Make me laugh.
Well that's it.
But also in order to enter my MFP friend zone we need to have conversed at some point. Or you need to be really cool. Ridiculously cool. Like zis
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SabAteNine wrote: »I'd like to amend my requirements to include
- Make me laugh.
Well that's it.
But also in order to enter my MFP friend zone we need to have conversed at some point. Or you need to be really cool. Ridiculously cool. Like zis
And yet you allowed me on your friends list without me being ridiculously cool or funny.....gracias
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