The unfiltered, unangled, true-to-life selfie that actually looks like you thread

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  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    j/k

    though, this is in the car, so has lots of natural light and glare going on, does that make it unfair?

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    Look/ I know you’re married. But would you ever consider polygamy? Perks are I’m a good dad and I can be funny, I’m also low maintenance and a hard worker, talknit over with hubs
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    Here's a closeup of my pores
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    This is the “mild heatstroke/dehydration - happy work shut down early - realizing there is 10 hours of second job design work yet - no filter” selfie that all the kids are doing now.

    I’m in love with you people
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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    I do pale and puffy like a boss.

    And GAWJUS!
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
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    I do pale and puffy like a boss.

    10/10 would kanoodle with
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    ilfaith wrote: »
    You can tell it is unfiltered my the remnants of my lipstick applied hours ago...and the wrinkles of course.

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    I suppose I could have made some effort to smile.

    Pshaw, smiles are overrated. You got mystique!
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
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    I rarely filter but here’s one without. I’m blotchy today.

    OMG, watch the road!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
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    I do pale and puffy like a boss.

    Your gorge. Is that LLAMA PYGAMAS? :love:

    Yes I also have llama socks and mug 🙂
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    I'l play. Just home after long tiring day @ work. See me in all my glory...I desperately need to shower. Eyebrows looks like *kitten* too.
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    I MISSED THIS FACE

    Aaaw shucks! :blush: I'l post more lol

    You are truly beautiful, please post more :-)

    Yass! The facemasks are working! Woohoo!
    Thanks love :)

    I second what bestie said. And i was actually gonna comment if the face mask made ur skin so buttery smooth xD

    *runs out door to buy more facemasks*

    Gotta go!!

    This is one that i use xD

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    Manhood points -10

    This sounds gross
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I'l play. Just home after long tiring day @ work. See me in all my glory...I desperately need to shower. Eyebrows looks like *kitten* too.
    5esxqa22oizz.jpg

    I MISSED THIS FACE

    Aaaw shucks! :blush: I'l post more lol

    You are truly beautiful, please post more :-)

    Yass! The facemasks are working! Woohoo!
    Thanks love :)

    I second what bestie said. And i was actually gonna comment if the face mask made ur skin so buttery smooth xD

    *runs out door to buy more facemasks*

    Gotta go!!

    This is one that i use xD

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    Manhood points -10

    This is NOT the first time I've seen a donkey facial :D
    Eta: donkey milk

    FIFY
  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    I'l play. Just home after long tiring day @ work. See me in all my glory...I desperately need to shower. Eyebrows looks like *kitten* too.
    5esxqa22oizz.jpg

    I MISSED THIS FACE

    Aaaw shucks! :blush: I'l post more lol

    You are truly beautiful, please post more :-)

    Yass! The facemasks are working! Woohoo!
    Thanks love :)

    I second what bestie said. And i was actually gonna comment if the face mask made ur skin so buttery smooth xD

    *runs out door to buy more facemasks*

    Gotta go!!

    This is one that i use xD

    nkuvy8dtsklj.jpg


    Manhood points -10

    Put it on my face !! ....

    Oh gawd..say it again...
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  • SwannySez
    SwannySez Posts: 5,860 Member
    SwannySez wrote: »
    I'l play. Just home after long tiring day @ work. See me in all my glory...I desperately need to shower. Eyebrows looks like *kitten* too.
    5esxqa22oizz.jpg

    I MISSED THIS FACE

    Aaaw shucks! :blush: I'l post more lol

    You are truly beautiful, please post more :-)

    Yass! The facemasks are working! Woohoo!
    Thanks love :)

    I second what bestie said. And i was actually gonna comment if the face mask made ur skin so buttery smooth xD

    *runs out door to buy more facemasks*

    Gotta go!!

    This is one that i use xD

    nkuvy8dtsklj.jpg


    Manhood points -10

    Put it on my face !! ....

    Oh gawd..say it again...

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    ...too late...

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  • bobshuckleberry
    bobshuckleberry Posts: 281 Member
    no idea why my pics load sideways!
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
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    I do pale and puffy like a boss.
    You do I :heart:
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
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    Excuse the brows, my brow lady is on vacation.....but me. No filter, no angle, no makeup, frizzy hair that needs a trim.
    You are a beautiful lady, sweetheart.
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    edited August 2018
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I do the bore and quitsies before actually removing all makeup so it turns into panda eyes. I never blow-dry my hair. And I also have coffee at 12 am. Hi. hrm7b6fnlcn1.jpg

    You look great, I will be your 12 am coffee buddy. Just for the record.

    I wasn’t gonna say it but I am gonna, polygamy stands for you too
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,558 Member
    I'm just home from my morning surf. Make up free and I remembered to put pants on..

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    Actually that photo's a fraud. I really look like this:

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    Put your face


    On my face



    Also it’s a shame about the pants
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    SabAteNine wrote: »
    I do the bore and quitsies before actually removing all makeup so it turns into panda eyes. I never blow-dry my hair. And I also have coffee at 12 am. Hi. hrm7b6fnlcn1.jpg

    You look great, I will be your 12 am coffee buddy. Just for the record.

    I wasn’t gonna say it but I am gonna, polygamy stands for you too

    Join the fun, Noah! I have a long night ahead lit by the screen of the computer and the occasional flame of a lighter. We could call it and play with dinosaurs. Rawr, rawr.
  • SabAteNine
    SabAteNine Posts: 1,867 Member
    I'm just home from my morning surf. Make up free and I remembered to put pants on..

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    Actually that photo's a fraud. I really look like this:

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    Surfy AND pants, that's pretty much the definition of true to life.

    Where's the Again Again though? Do we get two other pictures with your gorgeous face? Pretty please?
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